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Anonymous ID:yW5GXuN5 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:18:53 No.3080551 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3080609

Hi! I'am Billy Mays and I'am back to promote your products!

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Anonymous ID:+yRkFufr Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:20:12 No.3080559 Report

Quoted By: >>3080754

can you advertise something for masterbation?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vf3YNzVA Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:24:10 No.3080609 Report

Quoted By: >>3080920

>>3080551
Promote clorox flavoured lemonade

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Anonymous ID:ZMuJe80G Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:26:21 No.3080636 Report

Quoted By: >>3081046

Can you sell me this?

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Anonymous ID:K4OF6EZF Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:27:14 No.3080648 Report

Quoted By: >>3080747 >>3081121

Convince me to buy a truck that's on fire

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Anonymous ID:gc+s/Irf Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:27:59 No.3080665 Report

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Promote this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K4OF6EZF Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:34:52 No.3080747 Report

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>>3080648
Make sure you do it in all caps, like the real Billy Mays would!

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Anonymous ID:yW5GXuN5 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:35:31 No.3080754 Report

Quoted By: >>3080805

>>3080559
Do you like to masturbate but moving your Hand is just too exhausting?
Worry no more! Billy Mays here with the Meat Beater!
Innovated by the Japanese, prefected for American needs, the Meat Beater is the best device for some sweet relieve!
And it's really easy to use! Just place it next to you, stick your Meat in and turn it on!
It will automatically grab your staff and wield it like no woman ever could!
The Tube is made out perfectly engineered self-lubeing silicon and give you an experience that is even better than normal sex!
Order the Meat Beater now for only 19.99$! But if you Order now, you will get a SECOND Meat Beater for FREE! Why have fun alone when you can have a Friend with you to double the fun?
Just Call: 1-800-CUM-YES!

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Anonymous ID:+yRkFufr Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:39:52 No.3080805 Report

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>>3080754
very good mr mays. Now i can fap to arvil lavigne photos without getting my hands dirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yW5GXuN5 Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:50:22 No.3080920 Report

Quoted By: >>3081145

>>3080609
Is normal Lemonade just not doing it anymore? Do you want something more interesting? Something adventureous?
Hi! Billy Mays here with this amazing new product: Clorox flavored Lemonade!
Now you can have the amazing taste of Bleach, without any of the risks!
Drinking Clorox flavored Lemonade is just incredible and something you should not miss out!
The taste of Clorox combined with Lemonade is one of the best things Humans have ever created!
Order now 5 Liters of Clorox flavored Bleach for only 19.99$!
But wait theres more! Of you Order right now i will DOUBLE the offer!
So you will get 10 Liters of Clorox flavored Bleach for only 19.99$!
Order now! Call: 1-800-CLO-ROX

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Anonymous ID:oc65BitS Sat 25 Nov 2017 23:57:13 No.3080975 Report

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try this

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Anonymous ID:yW5GXuN5 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:03:50 No.3081046 Report

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>>3080636
Is your RAM not like it was 3 years ago? Is it just too slow to play your Games?
Does downloading more RAM not help? Or does it have a Virus?
Billy Mays here with the solution to all these problems! RAM-Eggs!
RAM-Eggs are just like normal eggs but they are slightly modified with small Nanobots that can repair your RAM!
Just pour the Egg onto your RAM and watch the Magic happen, it's increrdible!
And after a few Minutes, your RAM will be repaired!
Order now and get a 6-Pack of RAM-Eggs for only 19.99$!
But if you Order right now I will TRIPLE the offer!
So you get 18 RAM-Eggs for only 19.99$!!
Just call: 1-800-RAM-EGG!

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Anonymous ID:yW5GXuN5 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:12:54 No.3081121 Report

Quoted By: >>3081157

>>3080648
Just for you.

IS DRIVING NORMAL A NORMAL TRUCK TOO BORING? DO YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE EXITING?
I'AM BILLY MAYS AND TODAY I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR YOU!
IT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL TRUCK BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSER, YOU CAN SEE THAT ITS ON FIRE!!
WITH THIS BABY, YOU CAN FULFILL YOU BIGGEST REDNECK DREAMS OF LOOKING LIKE THE BIGGEST BADASS THAT EVER EXISTED!
AND THE FIRE KEEPS BURNING! THIS TRUCK HAS BEED MODIFIED SO IT WILL BURN FOREVER!!
NO WORRIES ABOUT LOOKING LIKE A LOSER! THIS TRUCK WILL GET ALL THE FEMALE ATTENTION AND MAKE ALL THE GUYS AROUND YOU JEALOUS!!
ORDER NOW AND GET THIS BABY FOR ONLY 19.99$!! BUT IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW, I WILL STACK ANOTHER BURNING TRUCK ON OF IT SO IT WILL LOOK EVEN COOLER!
WHAT ARE YOUR WAITING FOR? ORDER NOW AND YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!!
JUST CALL 1-800-BAD-ASS AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vf3YNzVA Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:16:05 No.3081145 Report

Quoted By:

>>3080920
Sold, here's 200$.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K4OF6EZF Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:17:53 No.3081157 Report

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>>3081121
I am satisfied

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Anonymous ID:yW5GXuN5 Sun 26 Nov 2017 00:22:25 No.3081204 Report

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Sadly, thats all for now.
I'll be back.

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