Anon, I can't express my gratitude for what you did earlier, if you wouldn't have called the hospital when you did, I might not even be here. But above that anon, you treated me like a human. The other customers will avoid me or wait in a longer line just so they don't have to talk to a black man, even the doctors helped the dog before me. But you were different. Me and Lilly here were talking about you on the plane, and I've set you up on a little bit of a date. You'll never have to watch Bladerunner alone again anon. It's the least I can do after you've been such a good friend to me.
And one last thing... your sour patch kids.
