Serious question: where do the other countries on this map get off trying to engage in "banter" with Americans? This image shows the part of the world bound in "security treaties" with the United States, which we all know really just means you're too chickenshit to have a real-ass military and defend yourselves, so you outsource protection to America.

For example, if a Mexican poster said, "be burger, get shot", I could nod respectfully and think, "Well played, beaner." His country does not come crawling on its knees to us in search of safety, and they even had the stones to opt out of the Rio Pact, so he is entitled to stand up on his own feet and say what he likes. But a Jap doing this? A Brit? A leaf? What will it take to make you dependent lapdogs learn your place?