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Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:21:58 No.3093327 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3093360 >>3093439 >>3093800 >>3093862

itt: /bant/ goes on a road trip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:22:54 No.3093334 Report

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this is the route we will be driving down boys

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P9LYbGas Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:23:23 No.3093338 Report

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I've got snacks handled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gPEEj8rn Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:23:30 No.3093340 Report

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>*rolls the window down without telling anyone he farted*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8Njdu1zq Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:24:03 No.3093349 Report

Quoted By: >>3093358

>sets van on fire
well rip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:24:54 No.3093358 Report

Quoted By: >>3093368

>>3093349
Hello folks! I'm pleased to announce to you that a replacement vehicle has been sourced by your insurance provider! Have a nice day!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:25:13 No.3093360 Report

Quoted By: >>3093372

>>3093327
can I take my dog?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P9LYbGas Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:26:12 No.3093368 Report

Quoted By: >>3093386

>>3093358
We can watch anime for the entire ride!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gPEEj8rn Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:26:33 No.3093372 Report

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>>3093360
dog farts are smellier than human farts, no

Ayayayyayaayayayaay

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Ayayayyayaayayayaay ID:yjSYWBGp Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:27:31 No.3093379 Report

Quoted By: >>3093384 >>3093398

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P9LYbGas Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:27:55 No.3093384 Report

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>>3093379
Speed up we're never going to get there!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vTBP/WL7 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:28:12 No.3093386 Report

Quoted By: >>3093395 >>3093400

>>3093368
But there's no tv.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:28:55 No.3093395 Report

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>>3093386
Implying our new top of the range motorhome doesn't have tv's inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0xXI8dvO Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:29:04 No.3093398 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093379
THOT DETECTED
EVACUATE THE BUS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P9LYbGas Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:29:09 No.3093400 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093386
haha stupid euros aren't used to tvs in their vehicles

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:30:21 No.3093414 Report

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I'm enjoying the ride so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kBQBRtjM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:33:18 No.3093439 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093327
Are we there yet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aB9rkv3Z Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:34:34 No.3093452 Report

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I wish the jew wasn't the one driving, he's intentionally going way below the speed limit to reduce the gas consumption as much as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:37:58 No.3093475 Report

Quoted By: >>3093490 >>3093491

Do we have a toilet in this vehicle?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:39:42 No.3093490 Report

Quoted By: >>3093586

>>3093475
Of course, we only have 1 roll of toilet paper though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:39:50 No.3093491 Report

Quoted By: >>3093586

>>3093475
Just shit out the window dude, don't be gross

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:41:22 No.3093503 Report

Quoted By:

fuck guys, i see iranian police!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:43:29 No.3093533 Report

Quoted By: >>3093600

i hope nobody has alcohol because we're going to be in trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lVFLKaW9 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:45:15 No.3093548 Report

Quoted By: >>3093572

wait for me i just need some sheep horns on the trip. i really like sheep horns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:47:15 No.3093570 Report

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Yo pass the aux cord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An_lXhNWjMw

Varg Vikernes

Varg Vikernes ID:45B8nfJ8 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:47:34 No.3093572 Report

Quoted By: >>3093594 >>3093596

>>3093548
Í tokuni.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Px+4Dedz Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:48:02 No.3093579 Report

Quoted By:

är vi framme snaaart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:48:51 No.3093586 Report

Quoted By: >>3093602 >>3093605 >>3093648

>>3093490
>>3093491
Guys I clogged the toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Njdu1zq Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:49:47 No.3093594 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093572
the fuck are you doing here varg?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lVFLKaW9 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:49:57 No.3093596 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093572
did you guys go without me. man that sucks what am i going to do in Bensi with a bunch of sheep horns alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:50:30 No.3093600 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093533
Yeah sorry I brought on a few cans of Guinness.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:50:49 No.3093602 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093586
Disgusting. Look at the fucking mess you've made.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:51:08 No.3093605 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093586
Listen to me next time, damn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:54:47 No.3093636 Report

Quoted By:

We also need to get more toilet paper rolls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MAO9uxDB Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:56:15 No.3093648 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093586
impressing stuff anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MAO9uxDB Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:56:54 No.3093651 Report

Quoted By: >>3093670 >>3093679 >>3093692

services are coming up lads, anyone want anything?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:57:14 No.3093660 Report

Quoted By: >>3093679 >>3093696

There's some Russian motherfucker tailgating us guys, he looks pissed for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:57:53 No.3093670 Report

Quoted By: >>3093730 >>3093745

>>3093651
Can I get my tendies?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:59:00 No.3093679 Report

Quoted By: >>3093720

>>3093651
Another one of these please, I ate it already.

>>3093660
Well we'll just have to beat him up when we stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w7+PWNdv Sun 26 Nov 2017 21:59:58 No.3093684 Report

Quoted By:

can we do a group fap?
last one to bust wins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:00:12 No.3093686 Report

Quoted By: >>3093695 >>3093702

just a reminder that we are currently still in Iran

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Bw08QNy8 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:00:44 No.3093691 Report

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I can take the rear turret. I was a rear gunner of a vodka truck in Lappland for a year.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:00:47 No.3093692 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093651
bring me coke, also get me some more anime bullet hells please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:01:16 No.3093695 Report

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>>3093686
I'm turning on the radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyzMXj-7BHM

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0xXI8dvO Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:01:21 No.3093696 Report

Quoted By: >>3093704

>>3093660
It's my cousin, Roman
He likes you guys, look, he's smiling!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:01:25 No.3093697 Report

Quoted By:

Im driving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:01:47 No.3093702 Report

Quoted By: >>3093708 >>3093723

>>3093686
quick everyone throw all alcohol out the window, i see the sharia police

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:02:11 No.3093704 Report

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>>3093696
Your uncle is a soft boy i could easily beat him up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:02:34 No.3093708 Report

Quoted By: >>3093716 >>3093723

>>3093702
I don't have any alcohol, is crack okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:02:51 No.3093716 Report

Quoted By: >>3093735

>>3093708
NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MAO9uxDB Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:03:27 No.3093720 Report

Quoted By: >>3093733

>>3093679
They only had this one, hope it's okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:03:49 No.3093723 Report

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>>3093702
>>3093708
Dont throw this ill bribe the policeman

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MAO9uxDB Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:04:28 No.3093730 Report

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>>3093670
FUCK sorry man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:04:44 No.3093733 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093720
Good enough, I'm addicted to this chocolate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:04:47 No.3093735 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093716
okay... what about methenamine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:05:29 No.3093745 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093670
I ate your tendies soft w*stern boy

Rockslide

Rockslide ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:05:45 No.3093747 Report

Quoted By: >>3093756

>ROCKSLIDE INTERCEPTS YOUR ROAD TRIP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:06:04 No.3093750 Report

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our average speed=16mph (25kph)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:06:45 No.3093756 Report

Quoted By: >>3093766

>>3093747
quick. rolling to dodge! how'd we even get a rockslide in the middle east anyway?

Alpha Male

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Alpha Male ID:2vunJx3I Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:06:57 No.3093760 Report

Quoted By: >>3093766 >>3093768 >>3093779 >>3093782

*pulls you over*

Inshallah foreigners I demand a search of your vehicle and paid jizya or I shall assert Allahs wrath

Rockslide

Rockslide ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:07:45 No.3093766 Report

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>>3093756
>You dodge, but you still have to deal with >>3093760

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:07:45 No.3093768 Report

Quoted By: >>3093782

>>3093760
Oh god we're gonna get beheaded guys
I knew this would fucking happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:08:33 No.3093775 Report

Quoted By: >>3093788

Poland-anon ate my tendies can we turn back and get more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:09:18 No.3093779 Report

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>>3093760
Hello friend, I see you are wearing a turban and are thus a sikh, not a muslim, stop messing around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:09:31 No.3093782 Report

Quoted By: >>3093797

>>3093768
wait hold on, I'll handle it.
>>3093760
مرحبا؟ ونحن سوف تسمح لك في ولكن يتم التشويش الأبواب، ونحن نأخذ الحافلة إلى ميكانيكي الآن، أعود في وقت لاحق.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:09:58 No.3093788 Report

Quoted By: >>3093804 >>3093810

>>3093775
Don't worry, I brought some; You can have them.

Alpha Male

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Alpha Male ID:2vunJx3I Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:11:18 No.3093797 Report

Quoted By: >>3093814 >>3093821

>>3093782
اسمحوا لي البحث أو سأدعو عصابة بلدي

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IMn2xIB/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:11:33 No.3093800 Report

Quoted By: >>3093815

>>3093327
TO THE PERSON WHO DRANK MY PEPSI PLEASE ENJOY TRIPPING BALLS AND FUCK YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:12:14 No.3093804 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093788
Thanks anon

Alpha Male

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Alpha Male ID:2vunJx3I Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:12:45 No.3093808 Report

Quoted By: >>3093829

You kuffar try my patience, allow me to search or I shall execute you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:13:04 No.3093810 Report

Quoted By: >>3093830 >>3093835

>>3093788
*Eats these tendies too*
yummy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:13:41 No.3093814 Report

Quoted By: >>3093822 >>3093830

>>3093797
لقد سبق أن قلت، ولكني أخشى أنه من المستحيل حتى الآن، أعتذر عن هذا، ولكن يمكنني أن أؤكد لكم لا يوجد شيء ضد الشريعة الإسلامية أو في هذا الحافلة.
>roll for bluff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:14:03 No.3093815 Report

Quoted By: >>3093830 >>3093838

>>3093800
Sorry I drank your pepsi because I didnt have anything to drink with my tendies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:14:56 No.3093821 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093797
*uses force by swinging his hand*
You will let us through trooper

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uqd0F4Jd Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:14:58 No.3093822 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093814
Needs Babelfish

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:15:50 No.3093829 Report

Quoted By: >>3093832 >>3093869

>>3093808
*takes out AK-47*
You give us no choice.

Alpha Male

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Alpha Male ID:2vunJx3I Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:15:55 No.3093830 Report

Quoted By: >>3093840 >>3093841 >>3093855

>>3093810
>>3093814
>>3093815
*Slashes your tire*
YOU HAVE ANGERED ME WITH YOUR INSOLENCE, I AM BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uqd0F4Jd Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:16:19 No.3093832 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093829
M4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:16:30 No.3093835 Report

Quoted By: >>3093850

>>3093810
Fugg off anon or else ill call mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IMn2xIB/ Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:16:39 No.3093838 Report

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>>3093815
Fuck you for taking all my lsd. Now I only got some Molly and weed left

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:17:02 No.3093840 Report

Quoted By: >>3093869

>>3093830
*pulls out bacon* DO NOT MAKE ME SLAP YOU, OR TAKE ON MY SECRET IDENTITY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:17:04 No.3093841 Report

Quoted By: >>3093869

>>3093830
*Beats the nigger up*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:18:23 No.3093850 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093835
Your mommy is not going to save you this time soft boy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:19:15 No.3093855 Report

Quoted By: >>3093866 >>3093869

>>3093830
Fugg off poo in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MhbypVMR Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:19:42 No.3093862 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093327
wtf anon!? you said we were getting a charter bus! I gave you twenty dollars!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:19:52 No.3093864 Report

Quoted By:

Omg looks like you guys are in trouble. With arab guy. Thanks for picking me up in the middle of the desert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:20:02 No.3093866 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093855
Poo in loo^

Alpha Male

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Alpha Male ID:2vunJx3I Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:20:14 No.3093869 Report

Quoted By: >>3093882 >>3093895 >>3093920 >>3093945

>>3093829
>>3093840
>>3093841
>>3093855

Do with me what you wish for I have already slashed your tire and called the shariah police on you.

Foolish kuffar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:21:37 No.3093882 Report

Quoted By: >>3093891 >>3093895

>>3093869
alright, one second.
>[insert shooting here]
now he's dead, time to pull out the spare tire.

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:22:12 No.3093890 Report

Quoted By: >>3093928

>You arrive in the Capital of Iran; Tehran. Would you like to....

>Buy Non-Haram Food
>Try to pick up some Iranian pussy
>Take a look at the cool stuff
or
>Keep going

WARNING: The Authorities are already on you so it may be wise to at least get a paint job as soon as you can to hide suspicion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:22:14 No.3093891 Report

Quoted By: >>3093895 >>3093925

>>3093882
You'd better hurry the fuck up, I can see the Shariah Police in the distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:22:49 No.3093895 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093869
>>3093891
Don't worry guys I know how to talk with them. From third worlder to third worlder; from beheader to beheader.
>>3093882
Ok, you do that while I hide that guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wbzMhVF4 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:23:00 No.3093920 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093869
*kills nigger and makes a new tire with his body*
We are good to go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:23:40 No.3093925 Report

Quoted By: >>3093946

>>3093891
oh fuck, I'll get this done as quick as possible, make a distraction by throwing a pig in the mosque.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:23:53 No.3093928 Report

Quoted By: >>3093940

>>3093890
pick up some iranian pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:24:22 No.3093931 Report

Quoted By: >>3093940

I'm scared can we go back please I don't like curry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:25:04 No.3093940 Report

Quoted By: >>3093947 >>3093961

>>3093928
There is no time you horny bastard!

>>3093931
We're in the thick of it now, NO GOING BACK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:25:41 No.3093945 Report

Quoted By: >>3093950 >>3093969 >>3093985

>>3093869
Thank gosh we have a spare car
Get in, guys!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:25:42 No.3093946 Report

Quoted By: >>3093984 >>3093997

>>3093925
I got a better Idea that will make sure we have enough time.
>hello, officers. Is there a problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:25:51 No.3093947 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093940
I WANT MY BENIS IN BAGINA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:26:16 No.3093950 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093945
Ok fuck the loli we /outtahere/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:26:24 No.3093953 Report

Quoted By: >>3093964

The curry smell is getting worse please hurry

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:28:03 No.3093961 Report

Quoted By: >>3093982 >>3093983 >>3093984

>>3093940
>The Shariah Police are on the manhunt for you and they've called in the Iranian Army. You can either...

>Keep going on your original path and take the risk
or
>Take a detour into Turkmenistan and go around Iran to your destination

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:28:03 No.3093962 Report

Quoted By:

Please drop me off back In the desert I don't wanna get beheaded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:28:05 No.3093964 Report

Quoted By: >>3093977 >>3093991 >>3094001

OKAY GUYS I'VE FIT THE TIRE GET IN THE BUS
>>3093953
there are burgers in the minibar, I'll get the aircon on when we're on the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MhbypVMR Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:28:21 No.3093969 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093945
no this is bullshit. I'm getting back in the RV.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:29:06 No.3093977 Report

Quoted By: >>3094012

>>3093964
*noms on burger alone in bathroom*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:29:38 No.3093982 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093961
Which do we choose guys?

I vote for original path.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:29:40 No.3093983 Report

Quoted By: >>3094011

>>3093961
we stay in iran fuck the army im gonna kick their asses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:29:40 No.3093984 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093961
Dude, they're not going anywhere
>>3093946

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:29:47 No.3093985 Report

Quoted By: >>3093992

>>3093945
THIS ISNT ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US JERK.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:30:23 No.3093991 Report

Quoted By: >>3094107

>>3093964
Are there tendies in the minibar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:30:28 No.3093992 Report

Quoted By: >>3094007

>>3093985
It is if the fat ones go to the ceiling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MhbypVMR Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:30:59 No.3093997 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093946
holy shit guys I was on my way back to the Rv and there was this loli with a pink Floyd Album. She kept offering me something called the suc but I told her I had to get back to my friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:31:32 No.3094001 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093964
Ok fuck the other van we really /outtahere/ now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rK8erUsv Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:31:44 No.3094004 Report

Quoted By:

OOH SHIT this is my favorite song turn it up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:31:51 No.3094007 Report

Quoted By: >>3094020

>>3093992
Can I sit on your lap dad I'm scared *burgers crumbs all over face*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MhbypVMR Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:32:02 No.3094011 Report

Quoted By:

>>3093983
ffs polan if I get sent a muslim prison I'm kicking your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:32:03 No.3094012 Report

Quoted By: >>3094024

>>3093977
Why would you eat a burger in there I clogged it and theres a puddle of water in the toilet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:32:33 No.3094016 Report

Quoted By: >>3094023 >>3094027 >>3094034 >>3094035 >>3094039

We're gonna have to split up, who wants to get in the bread car with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:33:07 No.3094020 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094007
Sure, fuck it, whatever, but if a nice girl passes by get the fuck off of me, I don't want to catch the gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:33:30 No.3094023 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094016
Not me, have fun in your toastermobile.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:33:41 No.3094024 Report

Quoted By: >>3094064

>>3094012
*Looks at you covered in poop water *starts to cry*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkhrvlhM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:33:55 No.3094027 Report

Quoted By: >>3094053

>>3094016
I call bread car!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:33:56 No.3094028 Report

Quoted By: >>3094033 >>3094038

i fuck the police and fuck gayatollah ali khamenei he's a huge faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:34:31 No.3094033 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094028
Dude that was the loli's job, what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:34:35 No.3094034 Report

Quoted By: >>3094053

>>3094016
Can I come *still covered in poop water*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uqd0F4Jd Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:34:36 No.3094035 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094016
Amwericans are idiots at times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:34:49 No.3094038 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094028
i told it to the police through the cb radio i think they're now chasing us or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KTmyUTF+ Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:34:50 No.3094039 Report

Quoted By: >>3094053 >>3094055 >>3094062

>>3094016
is it ok if i join your road trip group then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rK8erUsv Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:35:27 No.3094042 Report

Quoted By: >>3094056

are we picking up some loli's or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:36:09 No.3094053 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094027
>>3094034
>>3094039
We have a limit of 8 people, so we need to make sure not to go over capacity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:36:21 No.3094055 Report

Quoted By: >>3094063

>>3094039
We are in iran how the fuck are we going to get to bikini bottom? *licks poop water fingers*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:36:24 No.3094056 Report

Quoted By: >>3094069

>>3094042
Nah dude, the loli gangs around here are pretty srs bzns. We don't want any of that

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:37:29 No.3094061 Report

Quoted By: >>3094065 >>3094068 >>3094071 >>3094072 >>3094083

>An Iranian Attack Chopper will soon attack either the bread van or the RV

roll 0-5 for Bread Van
roll 6-9 for RV
Best out of 5

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ADUyA0Xz Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:37:42 No.3094062 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094039
the hell was a leaf doing in our submarine? are there any survivors friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkhrvlhM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:37:43 No.3094063 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094055
Hey come here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:37:57 No.3094064 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094024
Sorry anon I thought you could tell from the smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:38:06 No.3094065 Report

Quoted By: >>3094076 >>3094094

>>3094061
Roll
God save our breadmobile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkhrvlhM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:38:20 No.3094068 Report

Quoted By: >>3094094

>>3094061
Save the bread van!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rK8erUsv Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:38:24 No.3094069 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094056
yea don't forget to not follow a loli at night at look out for signs on the wall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:38:34 No.3094071 Report

Quoted By: >>3094094

>>3094061
Fuck the bread van, roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:38:41 No.3094072 Report

Quoted By: >>3094094

>>3094061
Fuck the bread van

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KTmyUTF+ Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:38:52 No.3094076 Report

Quoted By: >>3094084

>>3094065
OH FUCK NO
ABANDON THE VAN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:39:24 No.3094083 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094061
Attack breadmobile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:39:30 No.3094084 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094076
NO KEEP DRIVING WE CAN'T OUTRUN A FUCKING HELICOPTER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:40:22 No.3094092 Report

Quoted By:

please save the bread van and anon covered in water poop

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:40:27 No.3094094 Report

Quoted By: >>3094117

>>3094065
>>3094068
>>3094071
>>3094072
>The Attack Chopper fires a missile at the bread van, blowing it up into the sky
>A few lucky pieces of toast fall out of the sky

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:40:50 No.3094096 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw RV chads beat the bread van virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:41:18 No.3094100 Report

Quoted By:

FUCK I DONT WANNA DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:41:44 No.3094106 Report

Quoted By:

*poop guy crawls out of wreckage* please save me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:41:47 No.3094107 Report

Quoted By: >>3094151

>>3093991
Yes, there are tendies, I packed so much stuff in there, I even got sushi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:42:32 No.3094113 Report

Quoted By: >>3094132

guys does anyone know persian? maybe we can negotiate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:43:01 No.3094117 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094094
If I died in my fursuit does that mean I'll wear it to heaven?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:43:26 No.3094120 Report

Quoted By:

btw this was song playing before bread van took that missile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:44:19 No.3094132 Report

Quoted By: >>3094139 >>3094140

>>3094113
This handy phrase will help us surely!
مرگ به پلیس

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:45:17 No.3094139 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094132
thanks, bro!
everyone shout مرگ به پلیس

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:45:33 No.3094140 Report

Quoted By: >>3094144 >>3094150

>>3094132
OMG NOOOO
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%D9%85%D8%B1%DA%AF%20%D8%A8%D9%87%20%D9%BE%D9%84%DB%8C%D8%B3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:45:57 No.3094144 Report

Quoted By: >>3094147

>>3094140
Shut up and shout it!

مرگ به پلیس !!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:46:30 No.3094147 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094144
مرگ به پلیس !!!! مرگ به پلیس !!!! مرگ به پلیس !!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:46:54 No.3094150 Report

Quoted By: >>3094160

>>3094140
oh shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:46:55 No.3094151 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094107
Thanks anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:47:03 No.3094152 Report

Quoted By:

مرگ به پلیس
>مرگ به پلیس
مرگ به پلیس
>مرگ به پلیس
مرگ به پلیس
>مرگ به پلیس
مرگ به پلیس
>
>مرگ به پلیس
>>مرگ به پلیس
>مرگ به پلیس
>>مرگ به پلیس
>مرگ به پلیس
>>مرگ به پلیس
>مرگ به پلیس
>>مرگ به پلیس

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:47:23 No.3094155 Report

Quoted By: >>3094164 >>3094174 >>3094197

Hey guys just woke up where the fuck are we?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:48:03 No.3094160 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094150
hahahaha I know but shout it anyway مرگ به پلیس !!!! مرگ به پلیس !!!! مرگ به پلیس

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:48:16 No.3094163 Report

Quoted By: >>3094178 >>3094179 >>3094181

>The Iranians let you off for now and even offer you a flight to your desired location.

Act suspicously though, and they will blow you up without mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:48:18 No.3094164 Report

Quoted By: >>3094171

>>3094155
We're in Iran, now please excuse me while I continue drinking my soda.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:49:14 No.3094171 Report

Quoted By: >>3094184

>>3094164
How the fuck
Where are we in Iran?
Can we visit the capital?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:49:20 No.3094174 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094155
WE WERE FINE DRIVING UNTILL SOMEONE COVERED ME IN POOP BREAD VAN IS DESTROYED IRANIAN POLICE COMING TO KILL US AND SOMEONE WANTS US TO STOP AT BIKIN BOTTOM TO GET HIM NEVER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkhrvlhM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:49:28 No.3094175 Report

Quoted By: >>3094193

*crawl out of the burning breadmobile wreckage*
Can anyone give me a lift?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:49:32 No.3094178 Report

Quoted By: >>3094185

>>3094163
i tell them i want to get to the bagina

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:49:39 No.3094179 Report

Quoted By: >>3094185

>>3094163
Well that's nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:04 No.3094181 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094163
What nice guys, I will take their offer of a flight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:13 No.3094184 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094171
We left the capital, we're on our way to bagina in india.

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:25 No.3094185 Report

Quoted By: >>3094196 >>3094202 >>3094212

>>3094178
>>3094179
Your flight is granted. They escort you to the airport.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:26 No.3094186 Report

Quoted By: >>3094200

PLEASE PICK UP POOP GUY HE IS COLD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RTdfEyAM Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:44 No.3094193 Report

Quoted By: >>3094235

>>3094175
The missile took off my legs, brother
Remember me, and remember the bread van

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:55 No.3094196 Report

Quoted By: >>3094209

>>3094185
*runs after them*
Wait for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:50:55 No.3094197 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094155
Were in a place where someone keeps stealing my tendies

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:51:10 No.3094200 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094186
Poop guy is picked up and taken to an iranian hospital to heal up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:51:28 No.3094202 Report

Quoted By: >>3094209

>>3094185
Hey what about me!? >:(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:51:39 No.3094204 Report

Quoted By:

NEW SONG YOU KEKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:52:09 No.3094209 Report

Quoted By: >>3094218

>>3094196
>>3094202
>The entire party is picked up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0dVRMdbx Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:52:21 No.3094211 Report

Quoted By: >>3094217

I thought we were going to defcon you cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:52:21 No.3094212 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094185
thanks bros

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:53:22 No.3094217 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094211
Shut up man we're being treated nicely for once...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:53:26 No.3094218 Report

Quoted By: >>3094224 >>3094236 >>3094238

>>3094209
Kinda hungry
Ask the Iranian guys if I can have any food

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:54:06 No.3094224 Report

Quoted By: >>3094228 >>3094238

>>3094218
They hand you some non-haram food

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:54:48 No.3094228 Report

Quoted By: >>3094247

>>3094224
I ask if they have any seafood.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:55:03 No.3094231 Report

Quoted By: >>3094241 >>3094247

POOP GUY RUNS AROUND NAKED AROUND IRAINAN HOSPITAL SPEWING RACIAL COMMENTS AND THROWING PEOPLE AND ELDER SICKLY PEOPLE DEMANDING TO LEAVE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zHyBpwRC Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:55:26 No.3094235 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094193
I think I’m done for too brother
Let’s ride the breadmobile to the next life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:55:28 No.3094236 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094218
Have some of my tendies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:55:29 No.3094238 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094218
Are we getting flown to our destination or are we going to Pakistan and driving/walking to bagina
>>3094224
Thank them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:55:40 No.3094241 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094231
POOP

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:56:16 No.3094247 Report

Quoted By: >>3094261 >>3094262 >>3094272 >>3094281

>>3094231
>Poop guy is euthanized
>>3094228
"Too Haram"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:56:28 No.3094250 Report

Quoted By:

NEW SONG PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:57:34 No.3094261 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094247
fuck iran and fuck the faggot gayatollah ali khamenei

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:57:42 No.3094262 Report

Quoted By: >>3094281 >>3094328

>>3094247
Oh, understood. And as I understand pork is haram, I do question if chicken is okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:58:54 No.3094272 Report

Quoted By: >>3094330

>>3094247
I didn't want to die just spread love *bread crumbs fall of fall for the final time*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:59:18 No.3094281 Report

Quoted By: >>3094335

>>3094247
>>3094262
Yeah are my tendies ok

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:59:39 No.3094328 Report

Quoted By: >>3094335 >>3094339 >>3094340 >>3094356 >>3094394

>>3094262
>"I guess so." *Gives you MRE* "Also, control your polish friend or we will execute you and your friends"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 22:59:47 No.3094330 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094272
rest in poo

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:00:20 No.3094335 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094281
>>3094328

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:00:35 No.3094339 Report

Quoted By: >>3094354 >>3094357

>>3094328
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:00:36 No.3094340 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094328
If I kill him, you don't have to kill us, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:01:33 No.3094354 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094339
Wait the sooner we get on the plane and leave the sooner we can eat whatever we want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:01:56 No.3094356 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094328
That Polish man is merely an stranger to me, I was not the man who organised our trip. Please kill him for my sanity's sake...

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:02:02 No.3094357 Report

Quoted By: >>3094378 >>3094387

>>3094339
"THAT'S IT, STOP THE TRUCK AND PREPARE A FIRING SQUAD!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:02:33 No.3094378 Report

Quoted By: >>3094388 >>3094405

>>3094357
*slaps some iranian guy's ass*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:03:19 No.3094387 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094357
Ask one of the Iranian guys to join in on the firing squad
Ask him to give me a rifle to help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:03:22 No.3094388 Report

Quoted By: >>3094397

>>3094378
Stop that before you get us killed!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:04:05 No.3094394 Report

Quoted By: >>3094412

>>3094328
Are there tendies in the mre

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:04:11 No.3094397 Report

Quoted By: >>3094406

>>3094388
only if they give me their boipussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8JWv5O6a Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:04:39 No.3094401 Report

Quoted By:

*Guy dressed in dino suit*ask if he can join

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:04:53 No.3094405 Report

Quoted By: >>3094417 >>3094445

>>3094378
>Lines up the polish fucker against the firing squad
>READY, AIM, FIRE
>They kill him in a hail of fire
>"Continue on your trip, but if another one of you does this again, it's the end of the line"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:05:02 No.3094406 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094397
They will shoot you over boipussy! Stop!

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:05:19 No.3094412 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094394
(Yes)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:06:00 No.3094417 Report

Quoted By: >>3094433 >>3094445

>>3094405
I DINDU NUFFIN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:07:13 No.3094433 Report

Quoted By: >>3094450

>>3094417
Drag your body in to the truck and starts healing you with my magic medics powers

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:07:19 No.3094435 Report

Quoted By: >>3094464

>You arrive at the airport and you're soon on the plane to Bagina

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:07:29 No.3094437 Report

Quoted By:

well fuck you it was a shit trip anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:07:45 No.3094440 Report

Quoted By:

*locks myself in toilet with all of my tendies so nobody can take them*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:08:03 No.3094445 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094405
Ah thank god
>>3094417
Listen man if you don't fucking die in 5 minutes I'm going over there and beating whatever's left of your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:08:13 No.3094450 Report

Quoted By: >>3094460 >>3094486

>>3094433
a-am i still alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:09:05 No.3094460 Report

Quoted By: >>3094465 >>3094486

>>3094450
Yeah with my science powers I was able to revive you
*they all missed and you tripped over a oebble*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:09:23 No.3094462 Report

Quoted By: >>3094484 >>3094506

in 5 posts time, we will cross the border, get your passports out everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:09:39 No.3094464 Report

Quoted By: >>3094480 >>3094484 >>3094506

>>3094435
Okay guys, as we're going unto india, quick culture check up, when we're there most haram things they will consider okay, but they believe cows to be sacred so we cannot be seen eating beef.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:09:40 No.3094465 Report

Quoted By: >>3094484

>>3094460
thank you canada i promis i'll be good now ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:10:53 No.3094480 Report

Quoted By: >>3094496

>>3094464
I'll make sure to eat as many burgers on this flight as possible then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:11:27 No.3094484 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094464
Basically everything is ok except cows
>>3094462
*pulls out passport*
>>3094465
It's ok also pull out your passport we're almost there

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:11:34 No.3094486 Report

Quoted By: >>3094494 >>3094500 >>3094503

>>3094460
>>3094450
"END OF THE LINE, LINE THE CANUK AND POLE UP FOR EXECUTION"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:12:07 No.3094494 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094486
PLEASE NO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:12:20 No.3094496 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094480
Hopefully I'll get some salmon while we're there...
*equips passport*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:12:43 No.3094500 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094486
PLEASE I DONT WANNA DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:12:45 No.3094503 Report

Quoted By: >>3094514

>>3094486
But we're already on the plane
Also sorry I toke all of your ammo and threw it off the plane
I also contacted the Indian authorities that your terrorists

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:12:50 No.3094506 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094464
So basically, avoid americans. I'm okay with this
>>3094462
Ok
>pulls out passport
pic unrelated

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:13:43 No.3094514 Report

Quoted By: >>3094520 >>3094535 >>3094542 >>3094545

>>3094503
Void your attempted execution then.

"WELCOME TO INDIA!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:14:15 No.3094520 Report

Quoted By: >>3094536

>>3094514
>whips out passport

What's up, where's the nearest public toilet? I reaaaally need a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e7GNsqoj Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:14:56 No.3094535 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094514
THANK YOU i knew you were nice guys after all <3

Events

Events ID:zG/jC9bl Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:14:59 No.3094536 Report

Quoted By: >>3094551

>>3094520
>YOU'RE POINTED TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:15:11 No.3094541 Report

Quoted By: >>3094550

so have we entered Bagina yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:15:17 No.3094542 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094514
*passport activate*
Well, not long left, let's get supplies for the remainder of the trip.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:15:40 No.3094545 Report

Quoted By: >>3094555

>>3094514
Oh cool
Hey everyone I know a guy here who owns a restaurant he will give us free meals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:16:03 No.3094550 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094541
Yes, we just need to introduce a guy called benis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:16:08 No.3094551 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094536
Ahh, what a lovely turd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:16:27 No.3094555 Report

Quoted By: >>3094569

>>3094545
Does he sell fish?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:17:46 No.3094569 Report

Quoted By: >>3094593 >>3094602

>>3094555
Nice trips and yes he does
Already booked us some seats everyone get in and order what you want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:18:41 No.3094586 Report

Quoted By:

(Also quick question OP, is there a post trip score for how well we handled events?)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:19:09 No.3094593 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094569
Okay, fish time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:19:32 No.3094602 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094569
This place is nice, I'll take the chicken jalfrezi please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:22:39 No.3094650 Report

Quoted By: >>3094656 >>3094663

Are we there yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:23:00 No.3094654 Report

Quoted By:

*greets restaurant owner*
Hello can I have Fish biryani please?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZSJnGn+r Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:23:14 No.3094656 Report

Quoted By: >>3094671

>>3094650
Yeah we're there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:23:37 No.3094663 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094650
Yeah we are l. we're in a restaurant right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:24:16 No.3094670 Report

Quoted By: >>3094697

Waitresses comes out with all of your requeststed food and puts them on the table

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:24:19 No.3094671 Report

Quoted By: >>3094683

>>3094656
When did we cross the boarder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUY8PEMI Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:25:00 No.3094683 Report

Quoted By: >>3094705

>>3094671
We crossed in a plane, anyway, here we are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:26:11 No.3094697 Report

Quoted By: >>3094742

>>3094670
This food is absolutely disgusting if I'm perfectly honest with you, I'm tasting traces of fecal matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:27:12 No.3094705 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094683
Can we leave I dont like the tendies here I found some on the street but they tasted horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:29:41 No.3094742 Report

Quoted By: >>3094764 >>3094773 >>3094782

>>3094697
Yeah I know
Hey guys some rich looking Indian guy and girl are talking to me about somthing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:31:21 No.3094764 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094742
Nice, what are they saying?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:31:56 No.3094773 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094742
Take them hostage and demand tendies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:32:25 No.3094782 Report

Quoted By: >>3094797

>>3094742
आप हमारी बेटी से शादी करने जा रहे हैं अब वैन में आ जाओ
I don't know mind translating this to me?
Wait there dragging me to a car

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:34:00 No.3094797 Report

Quoted By: >>3094813 >>3094815

>>3094782
Hmm, I think you're in a spot of bother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G0Y5K53w Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:34:40 No.3094803 Report

Quoted By:

HERE I COME, BO-

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G0Y5K53w Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:34:57 No.3094806 Report

Quoted By: >>3094814

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:35:49 No.3094813 Report

Quoted By: >>3094826

>>3094797
Perfect now we kidnap their daughter and get tendies from them

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:35:49 No.3094814 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094806
For fuck's sake now we're stranded in this shit hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:35:49 No.3094815 Report

Quoted By: >>3094821

>>3094797
Help there putting me in the van
H E L P

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:36:57 No.3094821 Report

Quoted By: >>3094835

>>3094815
हम आपके मित्र भी ले रहे हैं
What are they saying now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:37:26 No.3094826 Report

Quoted By: >>3094835

>>3094813
Actually a good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:37:38 No.3094830 Report

Quoted By: >>3094835

Hey poo in loo leave leaf alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:38:02 No.3094835 Report

Quoted By: >>3094854

>>3094821
>>3094826
>>3094830
Shh, just get in the van and see where they take us

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iNbdb7ww Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:38:18 No.3094838 Report

Quoted By: >>3094854 >>3094889

hey guys, don't ask me how, but I managed to find this helicopter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:39:33 No.3094854 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094838
We don't need it we're going with>>3094835
Idea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PmCyeNOZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:40:50 No.3094865 Report

Quoted By: >>3094875 >>3094888

>pulls ak47 out of butthole and mows down invaders

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:41:54 No.3094875 Report

Quoted By: >>3094888

>>3094865
You dumb fuck we were about to be married off to a billionaire's daughters

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:42:51 No.3094888 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094865
>>3094875
It's ok he is shooting down the Muslim population here so we are good
We seem to be going to Punjab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:43:00 No.3094889 Report

Quoted By: >>3094918

>>3094838
We could use it when we kidnap their daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PmCyeNOZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:44:43 No.3094910 Report

Quoted By:

Sorry I'm an amerifag. Shoot first, ask questions later

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:28LrSYyo Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:44:51 No.3094912 Report

Quoted By:

just shat in the clogged toilet after eating our entire supply of lunchables and diet dr pepper

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:45:15 No.3094918 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094889
True but let me get married first and then let's kidnap her and use the helicopter to get away
Chandigarh is the city where we are going

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:U9mNjJ0s Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:46:25 No.3094933 Report

Quoted By: >>3094958 >>3094960

Hey guys, need a lift. Got lots of anime that I need to deliver, but I can share them with you through the trip. Is there room for me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/GcH+Vb Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:47:41 No.3094958 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094933
Sure just get in the van I'm apparently getting married to a billionaires daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:47:52 No.3094960 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094933
The only free space is the toilet though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PmCyeNOZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:48:16 No.3094964 Report

Quoted By: >>3094989 >>3094992

He's holding an axe, probably a murderer but fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VeC7VrKa Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:49:15 No.3094977 Report

Quoted By:

>eats hamburger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:50:18 No.3094989 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094964
Dont care as long as he has free tendies or doesnt steal my tendies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9mNjJ0s Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:50:28 No.3094992 Report

Quoted By:

>>3094964
Don't worry anon, it's made of silver, which means it only works against indians.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PmCyeNOZ Sun 26 Nov 2017 23:55:15 No.3095041 Report

Quoted By: >>3095122

So where's the room where we store all the inactive riders. Just in case we resort to cannibalism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Mon 27 Nov 2017 00:04:38 No.3095122 Report

Quoted By:

>>3095041
In the wardobes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Mon 27 Nov 2017 00:06:24 No.3095137 Report

Quoted By: >>3095149

*dies of a heart attack*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Mon 27 Nov 2017 00:08:05 No.3095149 Report

Quoted By:

>>3095137
*cuts his body into chinks of meat*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZN3rDjDP Mon 27 Nov 2017 00:15:24 No.3095221 Report

Quoted By:

*jumps off a cliff*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:p3/vfc4M Mon 27 Nov 2017 00:16:03 No.3095226 Report

Quoted By: >>3095241

All right bois it is the beatiful indian woman your are all my husbands to be

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yq1rc723 Mon 27 Nov 2017 00:17:33 No.3095241 Report

Quoted By:

>>3095226
She'd get it

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