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Anonymous ID:zhIhuWLQ Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:04:31 No.3096269 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3096510 >>3096512 >>3096619 >>3096821 >>3096906 >>3097528 >>3098063

ITT: /bant/ is in a major international airport.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D5zIbn+w Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:06:21 No.3096289 Report

Quoted By: >>3096314

did someone steal my fucking luggage?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zhIhuWLQ Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:08:33 No.3096314 Report

Quoted By: >>3096318

>>3096289
I think I saw a guy with a blue ID tag take off with them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yqXJmOjJ Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:08:58 No.3096318 Report

Quoted By: >>3096347

>>3096314
Wasn't me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D5zIbn+w Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:12:05 No.3096347 Report

Quoted By: >>3096380

>>3096318
then who was it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GSe/5yGW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:14:11 No.3096373 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGI1dW4_L7o

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vy/bWuT7 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:15:34 No.3096378 Report

Quoted By: >>3096386

sorry guys member of the elect going through back of the line

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m8MF0GmA Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:15:39 No.3096380 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096347
Definitely not me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bjgqhgrU Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:16:31 No.3096384 Report

Quoted By:

Bomb threat, all flights delayed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D5zIbn+w Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:16:36 No.3096386 Report

Quoted By: >>3096398 >>3096403 >>3096432

>>3096378
do you have my luggage by any chance?
*click click*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m8MF0GmA Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:18:23 No.3096398 Report

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>>3096386
Halt! No guns in the airport!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JDX60CwT Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:18:47 No.3096403 Report

Quoted By: >>3096414

>>3096386
>airport security
Hey Canada, you know it's illegal to bring guns to an airport, right? How does JAIL sound?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D5zIbn+w Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:20:07 No.3096414 Report

Quoted By: >>3096447

>>3096403
oh this shotgun?
i just use it for hunting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:20:39 No.3096420 Report

Quoted By: >>3096447

hello, yes can me and my service dog please board now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mRtQtFcu Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:21:58 No.3096431 Report

Quoted By: >>3096467

ALLAHU AKBAR

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vy/bWuT7 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:22:00 No.3096432 Report

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>>3096386
sorry this is all i was carrying

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JDX60CwT Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:23:15 No.3096447 Report

Quoted By: >>3096475 >>3096483

>>3096414
Hunting what, the easiest path to prison? >>3096420
Also no, apparently there's a bomb threat. Please go to the Hawaiian Aloha Snackbar Consession Stand and wait with everyone else

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JDX60CwT Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:24:53 No.3096467 Report

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>>3096431
FUCK, EVERYBODY-
>pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:D5zIbn+w Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:26:01 No.3096475 Report

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>>3096447
i'm just practicing here since i am going on a hunting trip somewhere in europe
i wont actually shoot anyone mind you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qw8JcHz5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:26:16 No.3096478 Report

Quoted By:

allahu akbar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:26:55 No.3096483 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096447
why are you stopping us? you have something against me and my dog?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vy/bWuT7 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:27:05 No.3096484 Report

Quoted By:

dont mind me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:29:10 No.3096498 Report

Quoted By: >>3096664

just cause i have a tan and a beard why do i have to be stopped and checked every time i go through security.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zhIhuWLQ Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:30:33 No.3096508 Report

Quoted By:

I don’t want to visit my retarded cousins that live in Buenos Aires but I’m being forced to anyway.

Time to cause a ruckus at security

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fAnhoGPH Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:30:49 No.3096510 Report

Quoted By: >>3096515

>>3096269
I have a BOMB in the SUITCASE ;) I'm going to BOMB JEWS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:30:58 No.3096512 Report

Quoted By: >>3096540

>>3096269
Guten tag Schonefeld,Interflug 953 leaving 1 8 5 0 meters, for 7 0 0 meters height.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:31:23 No.3096515 Report

Quoted By: >>3096539

>>3096510
yeah but like what have they done to you lately...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aJsFNIjM Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:31:45 No.3096523 Report

Quoted By: >>3096531

Everyone hands up this is a communist coup

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fAnhoGPH Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:32:17 No.3096528 Report

Quoted By: >>3096546 >>3096548

the airplane of /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:32:35 No.3096531 Report

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>>3096523
But I am East German plane, Interflug 953 requesting takeoff permission to Schonefeld

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fAnhoGPH Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:33:17 No.3096539 Report

Quoted By: >>3096557

>>3096515
this woman aroused me without my consent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JDX60CwT Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:33:20 No.3096540 Report

Quoted By: >>3096558

>>3096512
Interflung 953, this is Tower. Speak English you shnitzel-chomping Nazi, are you landing or taking off?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFPDYoTa Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:33:26 No.3096542 Report

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Sorry sir you need to bring me semen in a cup and you need a cavity search for security reasons

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GSe/5yGW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:33:36 No.3096546 Report

Quoted By: >>3096549 >>3096552

>>3096528

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Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:33:46 No.3096548 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096528
NEIN

We iz ze best.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GSe/5yGW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:33:54 No.3096549 Report

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>>3096546

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fAnhoGPH Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:34:29 No.3096552 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096546
beta uprising

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:34:50 No.3096557 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096539
holy shit me too now..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:34:50 No.3096558 Report

Quoted By: >>3096586

>>3096540
Taking off from runway 2 4 right

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Qw8JcHz5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:37:06 No.3096577 Report

Quoted By: >>3096591 >>3096599

Uh excuse me, when do vip pass holders get to go?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JDX60CwT Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:38:00 No.3096586 Report

Quoted By: >>3096613

>>3096558
Uhhh... Copy that 953, please ascend too 700 and divert bearing 196 degrees.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:38:41 No.3096591 Report

Quoted By: >>3096601

>>3096577
Out ze window, we can approve you for dubs but your flight will have to wait for a Aeroflot 672 landing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GSe/5yGW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:39:43 No.3096599 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096577
I've opened like ten United Airlines lootboxes and I still haven't rolled a VIP pass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qw8JcHz5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:39:50 No.3096601 Report

Quoted By: >>3096624

>>3096591
aight thanks. when will it land?

!ICOOLzfUss

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!ICOOLzfUss ID:o+h3bn8j Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:40:02 No.3096604 Report

Quoted By:

Don’t mind me, just carrying these feels elsewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:40:53 No.3096613 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096586
Danke kamerad, we might throw passengers out ze window to lessen weight on takeoff. V1!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YOJwQkOw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:41:40 No.3096619 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096269
Dr. Pavel I'm TSA.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:42:19 No.3096624 Report

Quoted By: >>3096639

>>3096601
Now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ZD1MjgxdM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qw8JcHz5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:43:37 No.3096639 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096624
Thank you kind sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jbZouwYx Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:45:46 No.3096664 Report

Quoted By: >>3096689

>>3096498
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step this way for a random security check.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:x5FL9ohA Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:46:10 No.3096667 Report

Quoted By: >>3096694

OUTTA MY WAY /BANT/ FUCKIN SHITS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fAnhoGPH Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:47:24 No.3096682 Report

Quoted By: >>3096694

Have you guys met my girlfriend? It's her first time flying!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:48:24 No.3096689 Report

Quoted By: >>3096713

>>3096664
is that right..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jbZouwYx Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:48:44 No.3096694 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096667
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step this way for a random security check.

>>3096682
You too, you and your girlfriend need to step this way please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:49:18 No.3096704 Report

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Gut news, zis is Interflug 953 climbing through 18,000 feet, cruising altitude 38,000 feet.

We have not thrown anyone out ze window yet but don't expect that to stay the same roger Schonefeld.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jbZouwYx Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:49:57 No.3096713 Report

Quoted By: >>3096736 >>3096738

>>3096689
Don't test me sir, I will do everything it takes to earn my $34,000/year salary and minimal health benefits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2i7E1Al3 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:52:08 No.3096735 Report

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How much for a coach flight to /k/? no fuck you, i'm not paying for extra baggage, i'm got the veteran's discount

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:52:15 No.3096736 Report

Quoted By: >>3096791

>>3096713
Copy Fat TSA guard zis is Interflug 953, und I barely can make 1 Ostmark per week, yuo iz lucky

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:52:25 No.3096738 Report

Quoted By: >>3096756 >>3096791

>>3096713
please just let me go on my SouthWest flight so i can be on a crowded flight with some faggot kid and his fidget spinner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:54:17 No.3096756 Report

Quoted By: >>3096781

>>3096738
Zis is Interlflug 953, I could divert course to your flughafen und let you on board our il-62 so yuo can escape zat shitty airline

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:56:26 No.3096781 Report

Quoted By: >>3096807 >>3096815

>>3096756
if someone could isis this plane anytime now that would be swell.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jbZouwYx Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:57:19 No.3096791 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096736
I'm big boned

>>3096738
It's the reasonable thing to do, but how else will I take out the pent up anger I have from my childhood? Step to the side or I'll call security.

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:14b/iFhj Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:58:17 No.3096800 Report

Quoted By:

*sigh* Not another pat down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zhIhuWLQ Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:58:48 No.3096807 Report

Quoted By: >>3096818

>>3096781
I HAVE A SUICIDE VEST
I HAVE A TEC-9 IN MY TRENCH COAT
I DON’T WANNA GET ON THIS PLANE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:59:20 No.3096815 Report

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>>3096781
Copy normal person, take our complimentary RPG if you are zat desperate, Interflug 953.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:59:56 No.3096818 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096807
i have a bag of pretzels and an erection you think you can fuckin scare me now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KZePie/b Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:00:10 No.3096821 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096269
Since all of us on /bant/ hate our country, all of us get along. For example: I hate Brazilians, but the Brazilians on Bant aren't the flip-flop, no-brained ones. I hate our liberal, faggot PM, and our abused 'free' healthcare, so you won't have a reason to hate me.

I feel like hate is what brings people together, rather than having things in common.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:01:47 No.3096844 Report

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i wanna go home

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2i7E1Al3 Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:03:50 No.3096863 Report

Quoted By: >>3096899

welcome aboard! how can i assist you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:06:02 No.3096890 Report

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Zis iz Interflug 953, we are about to leave radar contact of Berlin-Schonefeld. Our destination is Warsaw Okecie Flughafen in Polen, gut nacht Schonefeld.

Haz some in flight entertainment complimentary of der Deutsches Demokratische Republik.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElwetmRwBg&t=130s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jbZouwYx Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:07:10 No.3096899 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096863
You can suck my weewee like the pig you are

Ayayayyayaayayayaay

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Ayayayyayaayayayaay ID:BAi4V9e5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:07:31 No.3096901 Report

Quoted By: >>3096926

Hi frens u like my surt??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7EcPmN3D Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:08:09 No.3096906 Report

Quoted By: >>3096946

>>3096269
ready to extort bois? place a bullet inside of the luggages, accuse the passenger of carrying a bullet, make them uncomfortable til you shake 'em down and pay you $$$$ for convenience,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:10:02 No.3096926 Report

Quoted By: >>3096937

>>3096901
you know what? yes i do

Ayayayyayaayayayaay

Ayayayyayaayayayaay ID:BAi4V9e5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:11:14 No.3096937 Report

Quoted By: >>3096952

>>3096926
Bant is a nice bo- oh thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vSiwrUw Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:12:52 No.3096946 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096906
On a serious note I saw that happen at Ninoy-Aquino once, Interflug 953.

Philippine airports be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFzErenwCwc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:13:08 No.3096952 Report

Quoted By: >>3096975

>>3096937
but you could have cropped it better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zhIhuWLQ Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:13:15 No.3096954 Report

Quoted By:

I WILL RATHER GET GANG RAPED THAN GO TO THE SHITHOLE THAT IS ARGENTINA AND SEE MY DUMBASS COUSINS

*rushes to the cockpit door and bangs on it*

TURN THIS PLANE AROUND OR I’LL WHIP OUT MY GAT

Ayayayyayaayayayaay

Ayayayyayaayayayaay ID:BAi4V9e5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:15:02 No.3096975 Report

Quoted By: >>3096986

>>3096952
I was running late to my depression and anxiety group. It wouldn’t let me post away from home. I was so unsure I didn’t take my coat off once

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GIr3rLJW Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:16:21 No.3096986 Report

Quoted By: >>3097548

>>3096975
do a flippy flippy loser

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SO+qMV6s Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:43:09 No.3097528 Report

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>>3096269
Some of you guys are alright. Don't board any planes heading for New York tomorrow.

Ayayayyayaayayayaay

Ayayayyayaayayayaay ID:BAi4V9e5 Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:45:55 No.3097548 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096986
Wha?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KMv6PJqW Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:06:13 No.3098063 Report

Quoted By:

>>3096269
Thank you for chosing /bant/ Airlines!

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