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Anonymous ID:SDPlYEPn Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:50:40 No.3096720 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3096780 >>3096790 >>3096814 >>3098196 >>3098226 >>3098239 >>3098257 >>3098509 >>3099409

>"Hello Anon! From today onwards I'll be your government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other? Or maybe some shopping, a movie, and dinner? I'll be paying of course."

How do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LJSb3Owr Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:54:36 No.3096761 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I2rwtqRf Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:56:26 No.3096780 Report

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>>3096720
I would be super happy of course!! Possibbly jump up and down like I won the lotto

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m8ChX2x2 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:57:14 No.3096790 Report

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>>3096720
P E A K

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7aHiA/i7 Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:59:19 No.3096814 Report

Quoted By: >>3098166

>>3096720
with disembowelment
I'd eat him after that, but there's too much fat on him, it's not a good cut of meat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T3rxyDYk Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:03:28 No.3096858 Report

Quoted By: >>3096908

I'd be in heaven

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Ressettius !Reset.2D7Q ID:F8B/TPoB Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:08:16 No.3096908 Report

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>>3096858
Reverse google search on that image is pretty funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DM6Viwld Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:25:59 No.3098166 Report

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>>3096814
kek, he'd probably be one of the best tasting humans considering that it's likely to not be the type of muscle that endurance athletes have
and probably not as much fat as you would think, although definitely a lot in absolute terms

but me I'd freak out, I don't want to be fucked or fuck him, I'd take the financial provider part and maybe even cuddling, but idk about boyfriend
would like to train with him though especially considering he probably competes in strongman and has implements to train with

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wSrn8/Ud Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:31:32 No.3098196 Report

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>>3096720
spend all his money and go back to Australia were the government has no bf program

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qzDhbwIc Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:35:46 No.3098226 Report

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>>3096720
Honestly I'd probably be down for that, no homo. Assuming this guy has an infinite amount of cash and it would be strictly platonic then I'd go along with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PBaH4KLi Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:37:23 No.3098239 Report

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>>3096720
jesus christ leaf, do you x-post everything with /lgbt/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/qfKdks3 Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:40:47 No.3098257 Report

Quoted By: >>3098278

>>3096720
>Kill him without saying a thing
>Go full crusade on government
>once government is dead I'll become the main power of country
>Find OP and kill him in the most gruesome way possible for being a fucking faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1VSkZFWW Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:45:09 No.3098278 Report

Quoted By: >>3098283 >>3098294

>>3098257
*turns you the cute girl, Chino, who is my wife, and so cute*
*hugs u and pets u on the head*
*molests u*
heh... nothin personnel,,, kid,..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DHz07Ir Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:46:25 No.3098283 Report

Quoted By: >>3098308

>>3098278
>molests u
Awww, that's so sweet anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/qfKdks3 Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:48:22 No.3098294 Report

Quoted By: >>3098308

>>3098278
you were expecting Chino

BUT IT WAS ME
DIO!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1VSkZFWW Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:51:21 No.3098308 Report

Quoted By: >>3098324 >>3098329

>>3098294
N-nani?!?
>>3098283
I know, people tell me i'm good with kids uwu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/DHz07Ir Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:53:40 No.3098324 Report

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>>3098308
I'm sure you are anon, you would be a great husband to Chino

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/qfKdks3 Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:54:40 No.3098329 Report

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>>3098308
You thought it was dio

BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, DIO!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOMx7Gz Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:56:00 No.3098341 Report

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Okay. Where we going nice?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vsXZSDrE Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:19:49 No.3098509 Report

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>>3096720
>only if you carry me on your shoulders

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkNJRkTG Mon 27 Nov 2017 09:56:48 No.3099409 Report

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>>3096720
I want you to fuck me with multiple cacti.

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