In all honesty, why are Americans so fucking fat? I live in Texas and everywhere I turn, there’s hambeasts and boomers on freedom scooters. I made a pact with my girlfriend that if I ever became that disgusting, she has every right to leave me and/or kill me. But what is it that has made Americans so disgustingly overweight that we need to be able to have pic related?

>inb4 FREEDUMB