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>be Australian
>Run out of premium 0.5Mb/s internet
>"Fuck me mate I need to gedown to store for another scrachie"
>Get in shit 30 year old pickup
>Doesn't start
>Abbos have sniffed all the petrol
>Walk for 6 days down dirt track road
>See a dead Abbo rotting on the road
>"Fuckin ell mate roads busy today"
>Get to Melbourne
>Gays fucking in the street
>Get arrested by homophobia police for not joining in
>Get released because you "let" an Abbo sniff your petrol
>Walk another 6 days back to your shack
>Dead Abbo is gone
>Circle of life.jpg
>1 mile down the road find a dead dingo that died from eating the abbo
>Scratch off internet card
>Redeem it
>10 megabytes have been added to your account
>Get bit by spider
>Die
>Run out of premium 0.5Mb/s internet
>"Fuck me mate I need to gedown to store for another scrachie"
>Get in shit 30 year old pickup
>Doesn't start
>Abbos have sniffed all the petrol
>Walk for 6 days down dirt track road
>See a dead Abbo rotting on the road
>"Fuckin ell mate roads busy today"
>Get to Melbourne
>Gays fucking in the street
>Get arrested by homophobia police for not joining in
>Get released because you "let" an Abbo sniff your petrol
>Walk another 6 days back to your shack
>Dead Abbo is gone
>Circle of life.jpg
>1 mile down the road find a dead dingo that died from eating the abbo
>Scratch off internet card
>Redeem it
>10 megabytes have been added to your account
>Get bit by spider
>Die
