Good evening chaps my name is Gaylord Conrad Euripedes David Smythe the Younger and I hate every single one of you.

I mean do you even pay for a TV license? I have seven TVs with sky multi room and all the channels of you know what I mean Harrr Harrr.

It's pretty radical and fortuitous you have this online discussion forum to mass debate each other. I save it for Chatham House personally.

Must dash. Off to a party up West then to the flesh pots of the market. Do you hate not being an aristocratic person? The Queen God bless her royal majesty just knighted me. The event was so financial. I could legally kill you now though. What have you done today with your life. Posted a meme? Get a life kiddo. Don't even think about posting below if you don't want to be insulted. Call this place /bants? more like /pants. You both disappoint and disgust me.

Fucking peasants.