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Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:03:35 No.3116765 View View Reply Original Report

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Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:05:25 No.3116779 Report

Quoted By:

>>3116765
Get in lads we're exploring the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZG4jsX+r Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:05:57 No.3116781 Report

Quoted By: >>3116793

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:07:16 No.3116793 Report

Quoted By: >>3116863

>>3116781
Hello plumber there's a clog in the toilet again

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:18:14 No.3116863 Report

Quoted By: >>3116875 >>3116898

>>3116793
We also have a few problem so to deal with

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:18:58 No.3116875 Report

Quoted By: >>3116888 >>3116898

>>3116863
We have a another xenonorph infestation

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:19:56 No.3116888 Report

Quoted By: >>3116898

>>3116875
This time with 5 queens

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:22:01 No.3116898 Report

Quoted By: >>3116913

>>3116863
>>3116875
>>3116888
again?
dammit wheres Field General when you need him

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:23:25 No.3116913 Report

Quoted By: >>3116949

>>3116898
Not here
Where still on the ship to kill squid kids mother
(He has not been here for awhile but that's ok)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DZJ6fkeH Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:24:34 No.3116930 Report

Quoted By: >>3116937 >>3116959

It is I rogal dorn, I shall prepare our defences

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:25:08 No.3116937 Report

Quoted By:

>>3116930
Good enough

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:25:45 No.3116949 Report

Quoted By: >>3116974

>>3116913
while i still have transmission with you...
squid kid is currently forcing me to blackmail the AI and wants me to sign a contract while holding a needle full of AIDS behind my back
so um
help?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:26:24 No.3116959 Report

Quoted By: >>3117024

>>3116930
hello again manxlet

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:27:23 No.3116974 Report

Quoted By: >>3116989 >>3117018

>>3116949
Seems safe

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:28:39 No.3116989 Report

Quoted By: >>3117018

>>3116974
Sign it

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:31:46 No.3117018 Report

Quoted By: >>3117034

>>3116974
>>3116989
but Otto
you see.... this contract is basically signing Squid Kid as being forever indebted to me, even though he hates my guts
this contract seems very suspicious, even though its just a blank piece of paper
also
squid kid said something about a squid empire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DZJ6fkeH Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:32:37 No.3117024 Report

Quoted By:

>>3116959
Yey

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:33:38 No.3117034 Report

Quoted By: >>3117044

>>3117018
Sign to see what happens what's the worst that can happen?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:34:13 No.3117044 Report

Quoted By: >>3117048

>>3117034
Otto
you sure you trust squid kid?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:34:34 No.3117048 Report

Quoted By: >>3117060 >>3117063

>>3117044
Yes

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:36:04 No.3117060 Report

Quoted By: >>3117068 >>3117099

>>3117048
oh boy
>breathe in
>whips out pen
>secretly signs manxlets signature on paper

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:36:24 No.3117063 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117048
Were almost there but field general needs to wake up so we can do this

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:37:06 No.3117068 Report

Quoted By: >>3117100

>>3117060
No no no
It's your name and your name only
*puts needle closer*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OdV5NdTt Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:37:15 No.3117070 Report

Quoted By: >>3117084

>>3116765
Are we there yet?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:38:34 No.3117084 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117070
Where?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DZJ6fkeH Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:39:42 No.3117099 Report

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>>3117060

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:39:45 No.3117100 Report

Quoted By: >>3117129

>>3117068
ah shit
how the fuck did you know?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkjhfdushnnixicssxgng
fine
>signs with actual signature
>inb4 i sell my soul

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fJJQiApb Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:41:25 No.3117115 Report

Quoted By: >>3117149

Captain! It appears we are approaching an asteroid field!

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:42:37 No.3117129 Report

Quoted By: >>3117145 >>3117154

>>3117100
*Pulls out top hat and cain*
Nice one you sold your soul to me

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:44:08 No.3117145 Report

Quoted By: >>3117154

>>3117129
FUCKING HELL
I KNEW IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
GIVE THE PAPER BACK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1zsYacAg Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:44:27 No.3117149 Report

Quoted By: >>3117158

>>3117115
Send power from the rear deflectors to the front.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:45:04 No.3117154 Report

Quoted By: >>3117167 >>3117262

>>3117129
And with this I officaly control you so bow down to your new master
>>3117145
Nope
*teleports it away*
Your mine now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJJQiApb Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:45:27 No.3117158 Report

Quoted By: >>3117168

>>3117149
ROGER ROGER

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:46:45 No.3117167 Report

Quoted By: >>3117184 >>3117188

>>3117154
OH FUCK YOU
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH MY SOUL YOU LITTLE SHIT

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:46:53 No.3117168 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117158
A asteroid belt?
Use all energy to the frontal shields and plot right threw it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJJQiApb Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:47:59 No.3117178 Report

Quoted By: >>3117188 >>3117196

Captain! We are picking up a distress beacon from a ship. Should we investigate?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:48:42 No.3117184 Report

Quoted By: >>3117196

>>3117167
Lots of things but for now I have nothing so go ahead with your day

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:49:43 No.3117188 Report

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>>3117178
Ask>>3117167
I'm away on a different ship right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1zsYacAg Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:50:32 No.3117195 Report

Quoted By: >>3117199

If the captain's Canadian should he be called the canaptain?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:50:42 No.3117196 Report

Quoted By: >>3117207 >>3117222

>>3117178
how far is this ship and where is it?
>>3117184
>lots of things
WHAT LOTS OF THINGS?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fJJQiApb Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:51:03 No.3117199 Report

Quoted By: >>3117212 >>3117224

>>3117195
As americans we should be captanis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJJQiApb Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:51:59 No.3117207 Report

Quoted By: >>3117234

>>3117196
idk how far away it is I cant see it lol. We should investigate tho. We could get some space pu$$y

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:52:43 No.3117212 Report

Quoted By: >>3117255

>>3117199
That's why you aren't the captian

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:54:05 No.3117222 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117196
You will see soon enough

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:54:22 No.3117224 Report

Quoted By: >>3117255

>>3117199
>americans as captains

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:55:17 No.3117234 Report

Quoted By: >>3117253

>>3117207
dammit fine
lets fly to their coordinates then

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:56:58 No.3117253 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117234
*Drinking space coffee*
Stuck in space is pretty dull
Oh shit I'm finally here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJJQiApb Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:57:02 No.3117255 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117212
>>3117224
Who elected you to be in charge?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DZJ6fkeH Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:58:02 No.3117262 Report

Quoted By: >>3117269 >>3117303

>>3117154
I rogal dorn have outsmarted you while you weren't looking I swapped the paper with my own the captain now owes me 5 shekels the idea came to me after consulting the pain glove

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Tue 28 Nov 2017 23:59:09 No.3117269 Report

Quoted By: >>3117289 >>3117343

>>3117262
I have planned that a well so I switched it immediately when I saw the paper move for a second

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:01:51 No.3117289 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117269
*paranoia*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:03:17 No.3117303 Report

Quoted By: >>3117313 >>3117337

>>3117262
>>3117262
>>3117262
>>3117262
>>3117262
OH SCREW YOU TOO MANXLET
I ONLY HAVE SO MANY (YOU)'S YOU KNOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DZJ6fkeH Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:04:29 No.3117313 Report

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>>3117303
Very good I can now buy the cool bike I wanted

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:06:46 No.3117337 Report

Quoted By: >>3117359

>>3117303
Well i control you so I control you financially as well

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DZJ6fkeH Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:07:16 No.3117343 Report

Quoted By: >>3117357

>>3117269
That's why the paper I swapped it with was the spare paper you had then I moved the real paper and your paranoia did the rest for me as for your paranoia I think you are taking narcotics

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:08:48 No.3117357 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117343
But i expected this as well so I made co captain sign it in his sleep

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:09:04 No.3117359 Report

Quoted By: >>3117381

>>3117337
DAMMIT
DONT WASTE ALL MY (YOU)'S ON SHIT LIKE PORN

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:11:29 No.3117381 Report

Quoted By: >>3117399

>>3117359
I won't go that low
I just need the A.I to get on my side to help me and my plan can finally be set in motion

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:14:04 No.3117399 Report

Quoted By: >>3117439

>>3117381
but doesnt the AI hate your guts too?
FUCK IT LETS JUST WARP TO THIS DISTRESSED SHIP
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING FAGS
>slams lever
>ship starts warping to distress signal coordinates

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:18:16 No.3117439 Report

Quoted By: >>3117444

>>3117399
Oh shit
*grabs on to a chair*
I know she does that's why Isi want you to get her on my side since you are dumber than the A.I

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:MPAZwRFL Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:19:21 No.3117444 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117439
*I

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 00:31:59 No.3117527 Report

Quoted By: >>3118002

>ship finally warps to coordinates
>ship instantly slams into the ship that sent the distress signal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:19:04 No.3117838 Report

Quoted By: >>3117858

*sips ale*
nice drinks cabinet. you stay good now. good old drinks cabinet. talking to me and shit.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:21:47 No.3117858 Report

Quoted By: >>3117920

>>3117838
*attaches namebadge* Whoops! those midget hookers in the brig have got me all over the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JzSUfVix Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:27:52 No.3117910 Report

Quoted By: >>3117931

>>3116765
I poop in a bag and shove in the air ventilation system.

Midget hooker

Midget hooker ID:O6flr2bO Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:29:07 No.3117920 Report

Quoted By: >>3117972

>>3117858

I lied about being an adult, I'm actually 14 you pedophile

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:30:08 No.3117931 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117910
forces disgusting anon into the airlock then and pulls the level with -RELEASE INTO SPACE- printed underneath in large yellow and black lettering.

*Anon drifts silently towards the void*

good old vacuums.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:34:33 No.3117972 Report

Quoted By:

>>3117920
oh shit. into the airlock with you
*midget wrestling noises ensue*
*another smaller figure drifts out towards the stars*

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:h0YrGYXP Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:35:52 No.3117986 Report

Quoted By: >>3118002

Good evening.
Do you have any alien fruits or creatures on your ship?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:38:09 No.3118002 Report

Quoted By: >>3118012 >>3118016

>>3117986
well
we just accidentally crashed into another ship during warping>>3117527
also no

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:39:28 No.3118012 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118002
did we try and hail the other vessel? they might have another drinks cabinet onboard.

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:h0YrGYXP Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:40:00 No.3118016 Report

Quoted By: >>3118036

>>3118002
may i check your storage compartment?

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:42:21 No.3118036 Report

Quoted By: >>3118047

>>3118016
but why though?

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:h0YrGYXP Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:43:18 No.3118047 Report

Quoted By: >>3118056

>>3118036
Just standard procedure. If you don't have any fruit on your ship you have nothing to worry about.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:44:43 No.3118056 Report

Quoted By: >>3118166

>>3118047
aight then
we can also check the other ship we crashed in too

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:48:59 No.3118088 Report

Quoted By: >>3118170 >>3118408

WHERE WERE YOU PEOPLE FRO THE LAST TWO DAYS?

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

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Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:h0YrGYXP Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:52:35 No.3118166 Report

Quoted By: >>3118186 >>3118326

>>3118056
Do you FUCKING know what this is?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:53:05 No.3118170 Report

Quoted By: >>3118326

>>3118088
well
Field General and Admiral Otto are currently on a mission to kill a demigod
meanwhile me and the rest of the crew fucked around on some colony to help it rebel against /pol/ forces and become independent, but we instead attacked and captured some /pol/ allied forces and had to retreat

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:54:34 No.3118186 Report

Quoted By: >>3118223

>>3118166
(oh shit he found the secret fruit basket)
uhh
a pear?

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:h0YrGYXP Wed 29 Nov 2017 01:56:59 No.3118223 Report

Quoted By: >>3118382

>>3118186
WRONG. It's an 8 credit fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:00:06 No.3118326 Report

Quoted By: >>3118382

>>3118170
*ahem*
>Field General and Admiral Otto are currently on a mission to kill a demigod

isn't that squid kid's perk?

>>3118166
either a bomb r very crappy fruit

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:04:38 No.3118382 Report

Quoted By: >>3118459

>>3118223
dammit
fine
heres a silver (you)
and how did you even get on this ship?
>>3118326
well
the demigod those 2 are going to kill are actually Squid Kid's parents

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:06:51 No.3118408 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118088
sleeping. you guys fly the ship. i just watch old tv shows and play with myself.

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:11:40 No.3118459 Report

Quoted By: >>3118481

>>3118382
well r.i.p those nice chaps

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:14:03 No.3118481 Report

Quoted By: >>3118502

>>3118459
also
Otto put squid kid in charge of the ship we are in instead of me
now, squid kid tricked me into selling my soul to him
w e w

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3T0UjFhR Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:15:19 No.3118493 Report

Quoted By:

>>3116765
Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? now? now?? what about now?? are we there yet?

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:16:22 No.3118502 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118481
& that's why you always read the fine print

Narrator

Narrator ID:dhAgGVGI Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:16:28 No.3118504 Report

Quoted By: >>3118513

Bantleship: Exploration is filmed in front of a live studio audience

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:17:41 No.3118513 Report

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>>3118504
>narrator
what

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bbw4BoHz Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:24:04 No.3118555 Report

Quoted By: >>3118616 >>3118705 >>3118724

We are Borg resistance is futile drop your shields
and prepare to be boarded

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:31:53 No.3118616 Report

Quoted By: >>3118839

>>3118555
hmm
lemme just
>activates antimatter bombs cannons
>aims
you were saying?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:42:21 No.3118705 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118555
HOW BOUT U ASSIMILATE DEEZ NUTS

!Reset.2D7Q

!Reset.2D7Q ID:xvbRpwa/ Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:43:56 No.3118724 Report

Quoted By: >>3118762

>>3118555
>Proceeds to prepare the ship to warp frag them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:46:29 No.3118762 Report

Quoted By: >>3118859

>>3118724
*gritted teeth flash in and out of sight as autocannons drop their fiery payloads*

Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4

Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4 ID:2Ov6CRwr Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:57:27 No.3118839 Report

Quoted By: >>3118860

>>3118616

>flags your ship
wh-why d-d-did you r-ram us kind sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZKUhtqF Wed 29 Nov 2017 02:59:59 No.3118859 Report

Quoted By: >>3118864 >>3118901 >>3118920

>>3118762
Arrives and cum on the dashboard

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:00:05 No.3118860 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118839
well....
we accidentally warped into your guy's ship when you sent a distress signal

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:00:47 No.3118864 Report

Quoted By: >>3119094

>>3118859
japanon what the fuck

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

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lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:05:54 No.3118901 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118859
can't you just stay to the hold & fap to the macro tentacle porn likes always?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:09:54 No.3118920 Report

Quoted By:

>>3118859
tbf the autocannons are porn enabled. If you're going to die in a fireball or frozen to death in space you might as well be watching some tentacles.

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:h0YrGYXP Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:16:39 No.3118962 Report

Quoted By: >>3118995 >>3119046

*rides up in the future equivalent of a bicycle*
hey someone left their wallet at the booth.
Is there anyone here with the name of "Margoth, Destroyer of Worlds"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/iqRaWmC Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:20:19 No.3118986 Report

Quoted By:

>>3116765
which one lad?

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:21:45 No.3118995 Report

Quoted By: >>3119004 >>3119046

>>3118962
SQUID KID, IS THIS YOURS?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sZKUhtqF Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:23:01 No.3119004 Report

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>>3118995
Squid?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:28:51 No.3119046 Report

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>>3118962
>>3118995
waitaminute...
wait
is this the true identity of squid kid?

Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4

Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4 ID:2Ov6CRwr Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:33:58 No.3119094 Report

Quoted By: >>3119116 >>3119128

>>3118864
w-whats going on in your bridge? By the way your ships cannons are still lodged in our hull so it would b-be nice if you could please stop firing

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:36:47 No.3119116 Report

Quoted By: >>3119206

>>3119094
BRING OUT THE RUM. usually does the trick.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:37:59 No.3119128 Report

Quoted By: >>3119206

>>3119094
ok
but first of all
do you promise to not do anything hostile to us?
>loads bolter pistol

Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4

Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4 ID:ZTw2bwDc Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:47:07 No.3119206 Report

Quoted By: >>3119289 >>3119444

>>3119116
wha?

>>3119128
Put that gun away it's scary!.. We promise not to harm you, the mission of this ship is to spread love.

You actually s-solved our reason for distress by crashing into us, we h-had a problem with an escaped tribe of voluptuous warrior women and you successfully drained their sealed off portion of the ship of it's oxygen

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:58:08 No.3119289 Report

Quoted By: >>3119351

>>3119206
what?
you mean the fembots?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:iPGWjP+v Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:07:11 No.3119351 Report

Quoted By: >>3119422

>>3119289
fuel for the hamsters

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:16:18 No.3119422 Report

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>>3119351
there are hamsters in the ship?

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

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lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:hF8I6I4P Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:18:22 No.3119444 Report

Quoted By: >>3119458

>>3119206
>we killed amazonian milf snu snus
i-i'm gonna need a minute

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:fMnTZPaU Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:20:04 No.3119458 Report

Quoted By: >>3121030

>>3119444
>takes off captain hat
shame indeed

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Captain of Frigate r9k-B3T4 ID:ZTw2bwDc Wed 29 Nov 2017 08:35:09 No.3121030 Report

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>>3119458
>Suddenly turns very aggressive
Woahwoahwoah there buddy, are you on our side or not? I bet you're taking the side of the roasties you Chad piece of shit!

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