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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:36:36 No.3119113 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3119152 >>3119169 >>3119197 >>3119457 >>3120098 >>3120963

Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka
/bant/ edition

Sata andagi! /bant/ how are you all doing today also please don't judge me for being here

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per anon
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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Anonymous ID:jmjylckC Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:37:08 No.3119117 Report

Quoted By: >>3119242

Tell my fortune and I won't post Osaka lewds.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:37:50 No.3119125 Report

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My discord channel link for anyone interested and yeah its a habit for me posting that
jdHsXP3

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5bDf0T3J Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:39:37 No.3119140 Report

Quoted By: >>3119242

Sure! I'll take a fortune!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5AFcJHRL Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:40:39 No.3119152 Report

Quoted By: >>3119242

>>3119113
Anon I saw you in /r9k/ once, and you were very good. I would like a fortune related to cute please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XaSbXhWs Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:42:34 No.3119169 Report

Quoted By: >>3119242

>>3119113
Can I get a cute related fortune, too, please?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erd0y5m0 Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:46:11 No.3119197 Report

Quoted By: >>3119242

>>3119113
sata andagi - i wish ashleys pistons wern't so filthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:51:18 No.3119242 Report

Quoted By: >>3119258 >>3119283 >>3119294 >>3119295

>>3119117
I dont think you could anyway and *hugs*
>your fortune says the fire ants come for the one with the smell of soda
>>3119140
Great *hugs*
>your fortune says the cube is the shape that will support you the most
>>3119152
Really i mean i feel like I give the same advice alot heheh
>your fortune says the cottonballs that fill the cat plushie will be extra soft today only if you look at renge
>>3119169
Ah yes imposter osaka
>your fortune says pure confusion and ignorance will direct you to a box full of puppies watch out for the birds tho
>>3119197
I don't think I hear of her sorry for not knowing
>your dream fortune says the land of soap is a wonderful place to be having mister clean as king while all the ducks gets clean and crows doubt the windows

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jmjylckC Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:53:09 No.3119258 Report

Quoted By: >>3119279

>>3119242
That sounds like a challenge, but you did deliver a "fortune" so I'll let it slide. Even if that's a fucking fortune cookie ass fortune and more like an idiom than a fortune.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:56:21 No.3119279 Report

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>>3119258
Well I use the term loosely and im sorry for that really

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erd0y5m0 Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:57:29 No.3119283 Report

Quoted By: >>3119318

>>3119242
good. the pistons are safe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5AFcJHRL Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:58:48 No.3119294 Report

Quoted By: >>3119318

>>3119242
Thanks for the fortune!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XaSbXhWs Wed 29 Nov 2017 03:58:53 No.3119295 Report

Quoted By: >>3119318

>>3119242
I'll be careful of birds, and I am confused and ignorant pretty often, also is this metaphorical or literal? Could it be either?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:03:13 No.3119318 Report

Quoted By: >>3119372 >>3119395

>>3119283
Yes they always been safe anou but now that you mention them someone will be looking for them
>>3119294
Yay renge also your welcome I try my best really
>>3119295
You said you wanted a cute fortune so i went with what I got but you can interpreted it anyway but desu it was literal even though I know its highly unlikely

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:erd0y5m0 Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:09:58 No.3119372 Report

Quoted By: >>3119391

>>3119318
i would assume its a terribly filthy ashley train ashley

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:12:47 No.3119391 Report

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>>3119372
Yeah.......

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XaSbXhWs Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:13:10 No.3119395 Report

Quoted By: >>3119496

>>3119318
Oh, okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PQ1EEAba Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:15:26 No.3119413 Report

Quoted By: >>3119486 >>3119494 >>3119496

C-could i have a fortune please?
Something nice preferably, also I'd like a hug.

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:19:57 No.3119457 Report

Quoted By: >>3119496

>>3119113
Forshun please?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9XZXlvA Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:23:31 No.3119486 Report

Quoted By: >>3119503

>>3119413
I thought you went to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bDf0T3J Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:24:19 No.3119494 Report

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>>3119413
Sneaky sneaky Norway. Here is a hug anyway *hug*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:24:26 No.3119496 Report

Quoted By: >>3119522 >>3119531

>>3119395
Yeah nice yuno
>>3119413
*hugs* why sure
>your fortune says people with lonelness try there best to avoid feeling it but it always catches up to them in the end what is the solution to solving it? Well for you anou its finding what you feel comfy with and happy
>>3119457
Yes ok
>your fortune says such a word to be called and how it was said had made you feel angry even when you use it all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PQ1EEAba Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:25:00 No.3119503 Report

Quoted By: >>3119507

>>3119486
I really should but I'm in those moods where i can't really sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9XZXlvA Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:25:40 No.3119507 Report

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>>3119503
Fair enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PQ1EEAba Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:26:49 No.3119522 Report

Quoted By: >>3119563

>>3119496
that's a very nice fortune, thank you.

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:27:34 No.3119531 Report

Quoted By: >>3119563

>>3119496
Sounds about right

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:30:28 No.3119563 Report

Quoted By: >>3119581 >>3119587

>>3119522
Your welcome and it sucks you can't sleep *hugs*
>>3119531
Oh really that's great

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PQ1EEAba Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:33:01 No.3119581 Report

Quoted By: >>3119597 >>3119631

>>3119563
thanks for the hugs, I'll try to go to sleep now again.

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:33:36 No.3119587 Report

Quoted By: >>3119631

>>3119563
If you're stuff has adverse effects of turning people homo can it turn homos to heteros?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bDf0T3J Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:34:30 No.3119597 Report

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>>3119581
Good luck Norway! Sleep well, sweet dreams

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:38:03 No.3119631 Report

Quoted By: >>3119647

>>3119581
Your welcome and night
>>3119587
Well lets see does it switch the person preference in sexuality or does it only makes straight people gay?

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:39:40 No.3119647 Report

Quoted By: >>3119718

>>3119631
I don't know I mean maybe both?

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:46:41 No.3119718 Report

Quoted By: >>3119735

>>3119647
Well if its the first thing I said then what the person originally was attracted to will be switched to the other sex unless that person was bi then it wouldn't have any effect at all other then making that person fuck that specific sex they usally don't do

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:49:10 No.3119735 Report

Quoted By: >>3119761

>>3119718
I see so basically you have godly powers to switch anyone?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:51:37 No.3119761 Report

Quoted By: >>3119797

>>3119735
Yes you could say that if you wanted but I also forgot to mention asexuals with don't plan on doing lewd things at all but if the person can get horny yes switch them up

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 04:56:59 No.3119797 Report

Quoted By: >>3119839

>>3119761
Hmmm spooki

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:01:57 No.3119839 Report

Quoted By: >>3119898

>>3119797
What's so spooky?

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g

Sugar Queer !ISugaryH.g ID:gFXaG1zw Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:09:42 No.3119898 Report

Quoted By: >>3119900 >>3119947

>>3119839
That you have such power

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5bDf0T3J Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:10:02 No.3119900 Report

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>>3119898
Osaka is impressive and I love them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0R57JAv4 Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:12:40 No.3119918 Report

Quoted By: >>3119947

I predict that I will die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:17:29 No.3119947 Report

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>>3119898
Hmm well if you want to lower the population by doing that then it could be spooky other then that you just would fuck with people
>>3119918
We all do in the end so why ask that
>your fortune says the bird flu will get the best of you for not washing your hands

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:Ks/rpuLJ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:24:17 No.3119993 Report

Quoted By: >>3120041

What's my fortune?

Come on, *crossses fingers*, become the new Fuhrer... Become the new Fuhrer...!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:Ks/rpuLJ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:24:38 No.3119997 Report

Quoted By: >>3119998

>>3119999

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:Ks/rpuLJ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:24:55 No.3119998 Report

Quoted By: >>3120973

>>3119997
who got it

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:Ks/rpuLJ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:25:22 No.3120003 Report

Quoted By: >>3120973

>>3119999
fucking no one yet?

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:Ks/rpuLJ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:26:50 No.3120014 Report

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>>3120000
who got this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:32:23 No.3120041 Report

Quoted By: >>3120047

>>3119993
Why do you want to be furer alot?
>your fortune says to attain that dream you have to study in politics and current issues as well be popular and charming

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:Ks/rpuLJ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:33:30 No.3120047 Report

Quoted By: >>3120081

>>3120041
Canadian Nationalist Party, here I come!

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:40:03 No.3120081 Report

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>>3120047
Have fun becoming its furer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C3XVXlvC Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:41:01 No.3120087 Report

Quoted By: >>3120131

Hail, Osaka. What is the news?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vKk/UfNu Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:43:20 No.3120098 Report

Quoted By: >>3120131

>>3119113
Sata andagi!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 05:54:26 No.3120131 Report

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>>3120087
Oh sorry I was doing something to deal with the boredom also there has been a shooting near you but that person lived so yay
>your fortune says the next report of the day will be politics but for you it is saving up for your treatment
>>3120098
Cute picture Heheh
>your dream fortune says the big dark factory is giving away free chicken as well a show you will go in and see everyone in a gray and yellow uniform as they give you a chicken sandwich but once you been there long enough you see the chef bring out a live chicken and violently chop it up to pieces

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mVXm/Z2+ Wed 29 Nov 2017 07:58:58 No.3120874 Report

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In going to sleep now night everyone I hope you all have a great day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sGqEpdlA Wed 29 Nov 2017 08:17:41 No.3120963 Report

Quoted By:

>>3119113
>>one fortune per anon
Do mine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sGqEpdlA Wed 29 Nov 2017 08:19:43 No.3120973 Report

Quoted By:

>>3120003
>>3119998
Them trips tho

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