So yesterday they drove a car in front of me that said LSD and today as I was driving to work in the morning I glanced at the car next to me and there was some milf with a dyke haircut they know this is my type and they know I would look really hard over there she makes a right turn and her license plate says Yay Yo which is slang for cocaine.

Then I come upstairs from my room and my mother tells me father's favorite film is Gaslight.

This full court press CIA shit has got to end soon or I will once again summon the Darkness to eat reality.