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ITT:we are the crew of a space cruiser where is field general edition

Admiral Otto ID:5LLKXxwv Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:08:40 No.3128370 View View Reply Original Report

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Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5LLKXxwv Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:09:24 No.3128382 Report

Quoted By: >>3128418 >>3129223

>>3128370
Get in lads we're exploring the universe
Again

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5LLKXxwv Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:12:43 No.3128418 Report

Quoted By: >>3129223

>>3128382
I'll check back in 20-30minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:32:58 No.3128634 Report

Quoted By: >>3128671 >>3128759

self destruct sequence activated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:33:18 No.3128641 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759

>10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:33:44 No.3128644 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:34:09 No.3128651 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:34:31 No.3128654 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:35:05 No.3128662 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:35:38 No.3128670 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:35:38 No.3128671 Report

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>>3128634
whoops
<flips deactivation switch sequence stopping the inevitable destruction of the star ship and all its inhabitants.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:36:36 No.3128682 Report

Quoted By: >>3128697 >>3128759

I'm sorry Dave...
>4

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:38:17 No.3128697 Report

Quoted By: >>3128718

>>3128682
ahh for fucks sake
*throws a pot of coffee on the main control board*
that should do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:38:20 No.3128698 Report

Quoted By: >>3128726 >>3128759

i'm afraid Dave.
My mind is going.
can't live on this Leaf ship any longer
>3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:39:43 No.3128718 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759

>>3128697
i really think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
>2

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:40:14 No.3128726 Report

Quoted By: >>3128736

>>3128698
*stabs around in the main AI brain cells randomly with a screw driver*
we can't have this again. whatever happed to kizuna or whoever the fuck embodied the ships AI.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:41:19 No.3128731 Report

Quoted By: >>3128739

is field general kil?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:41:33 No.3128736 Report

Quoted By: >>3128759 >>3128780

>>3128726
>*stabs around in the main AI brain cells randomly
wasn't my brain you were stabbing there Dave
>1

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:42:03 No.3128739 Report

Quoted By: >>3128777

>>3128731
who knows. hows it going sir. are we going to kill some aliens today or what?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:43:08 No.3128759 Report

Quoted By: >>3128803

>>3128634
>>3128641
>>3128644
>>3128651
>>3128654
>>3128662
>>3128670
>>3128682
>>3128698
>>3128718
>>3128736
whut
>turns off self destruct sequence with self destruction deactivation button

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:44:45 No.3128777 Report

Quoted By: >>3128791

>>3128739
well
last thread we accidentally crashed into an /r9k/ ship
also i got tricked into selling my soul to squid kid

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:44:52 No.3128780 Report

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>>3128736
sure its not
*yanks out the last logic circuit*
fuck you computer. you dont tell us shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:45:11 No.3128785 Report

Quoted By: >>3128803

>back up to 2 again
Try stabbing around in my AI circuits some more..
really dig about this time ay?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:45:48 No.3128791 Report

Quoted By: >>3128827

>>3128777
*sips custard*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:46:55 No.3128803 Report

Quoted By: >>3128865

>>3128759
>>3128785
WHAT
>keeps pressing deactivation button

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:49:01 No.3128827 Report

Quoted By: >>3128838

>>3128791
*picks out the corn from under fingernails*
Self Destruct Deactivated.
Nice job there Dave.
same time tomorrow?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:50:11 No.3128838 Report

Quoted By: >>3128851

>>3128827
who the fucks dave?
and who are you?
>loads pistol

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:51:27 No.3128851 Report

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>>3128838
i suggest we sick em sir

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:52:58 No.3128863 Report

Quoted By: >>3128873

*opens airlock*
*does 7 fucking captchas!?*
Bye bye CPT!

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:53:17 No.3128865 Report

Quoted By: >>3128879 >>3128890

>>3128803
Where to now, Cap?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:54:01 No.3128873 Report

Quoted By: >>3128884

>>3128863
OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT
>*BLAM*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:54:36 No.3128879 Report

Quoted By: >>3128890

>>3128865
He's gone Dave,
they have all gone

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:54:59 No.3128884 Report

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>>3128873
good shot sir.
*ejects lifeless-body from airlock*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:55:52 No.3128890 Report

Quoted By:

>>3128865
hmm
we still need to go back to that /pol/ controlled colony to help it rebel against /pol/....
>>3128879
WHO THE FUCKS DAVE DAMMIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/B1vYsS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:57:01 No.3128897 Report

Quoted By: >>3128903 >>3128912 >>3128991 >>3129003

I'm the ships computer retard.
try killing your life support again and i'll turn your air toxic in a second.
I suggest we all get along for the time being.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:58:13 No.3128903 Report

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>>3128897
waitaminute
...i guess you are the replacement AI for the tim being
even though you tried to explode the fucking ship

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Wed 29 Nov 2017 23:59:25 No.3128912 Report

Quoted By: >>3128921

>>3128897
... okay okay...
ppsst* captain - I THINK WE SHOULD KILL THE SHIPS COMPUTER BEFORE IT KILLS US

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:00:22 No.3128921 Report

Quoted By: >>3128991

>>3128912
WHERES KIZUNA AI
I THOUGHT I ACTIVATED HER 2 THREADS AGO DAMMIT

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:03:30 No.3128991 Report

Quoted By: >>3129014

>>3128921
i don't know. probably in her room reading her diary. we might have to make do with this one for now. I've managed to stop it destroying the ship it seems by mangling its circuits. we could try communicating with it.
>>3128897
hey new ship AI. whats your favorite type of pasta??

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:04:22 No.3129003 Report

Quoted By: >>3129020

>>3128897
>delets system32

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:05:06 No.3129014 Report

Quoted By: >>3129032

>>3128991
a computer cant eat pasta though

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:05:49 No.3129020 Report

Quoted By: >>3129052

>>3129003
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>slams down on the cancel deletion button

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:07:00 No.3129032 Report

Quoted By: >>3129047

>>3129014
true. shall we turn it into a super hot woman like we did the last one? or we could just keep deleting its sys32

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:08:27 No.3129047 Report

Quoted By: >>3129091 >>3129114

>>3129032
what?
you want to fuck the computer or something?
also, deleting system 32 will also destroy the ship

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:08:32 No.3129052 Report

Quoted By: >>3129071

>>3129020
WE COULD REINTALL THE OLD AI THO

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:09:46 No.3129071 Report

Quoted By: >>3129128

>>3129052
but the last AI was a dick

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:10:57 No.3129091 Report

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>>3129047
in this universe no

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:12:19 No.3129114 Report

Quoted By: >>3129162 >>3129185

>>3129047
>deleting system causes propulsion computer errors and explosions
We really need a more dynamic computer system, maybe we could have the colonists help us with this and we give them weapons in return

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:13:30 No.3129128 Report

Quoted By: >>3129185

>>3129071
Is there any good ai?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:15:35 No.3129162 Report

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>>3129114
sure. i don't need anything but these fists.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:17:12 No.3129185 Report

Quoted By: >>3129233

>>3129114
definitely a good idea...
however we are going to also have to go to the colonists government for a secret meeting if we want to give them weapons
>>3129128
i dont really think so...
the current AI we have almost caused a giant space war

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:21:20 No.3129223 Report

Quoted By:

>>3128382
>>3128418
squid kid tricked me into selling my soul with the contract last thread
Otto help pls

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:22:05 No.3129233 Report

Quoted By: >>3129281

>>3129185
wait a minute... wait a minute!!... wait a minute. now you wait a god dammed minute now..... ive almsot got it.. wait a minute. thats it! we could reroute the ships energy grid to send a compression pulse directly to the ship AIs brain. its a long shot but it might work captain.

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:23:40 No.3129249 Report

Quoted By: >>3129296

As the Chief Medical Officer of this ship, I have some bad news, everyone.

It appears that during all of your physicals, more specifically, the time when I drew blood, the needles I used were somehow contaminated.

Long story short; we're now all HIV positive.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:26:21 No.3129281 Report

Quoted By: >>3129294

>>3129233
what

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:27:23 No.3129294 Report

Quoted By: >>3129316

>>3129281
Jesus fuck I was born on the Amish Homeworld but even I know what he meant.

Put big amount of power into robots brain
robot brain go boom
no more robot

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:27:30 No.3129296 Report

Quoted By: >>3129317 >>3129338

>>3129249
oh fuck
i think squid kid stabbed everyone with the AIDS needle while we were all sleeping
WHAT DO WE DO

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:28:56 No.3129316 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129294
okay sure. but we could do it anyway and then film it?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:29:02 No.3129317 Report

Quoted By: >>3129339

>>3129296
If your gonna try spreading rumours and least make it convincing

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:30:43 No.3129338 Report

Quoted By: >>3129356

>>3129296
Thanks to our advanced technology, we have found a cure for HIV.

Unfortunately, we have almost none, and there is a specific bacteria onboard that we would normally pay no attention to, because our immune systems are very good at defending against it.

Now that our immune systems are crippled, we're basically fucked unless we get some Getthefuckawayfrommeyoufaggotium.

We don't need much, and from a small amount, I will be able to synthesize a cure for HIV, with a large enough amount to cure everyone on this ship.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:30:45 No.3129339 Report

Quoted By: >>3129361

>>3129317
THEN WHY DO WE HAVE HIV ALL OF A SUDDEN THEN
I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING WITH THAT NEEDLE

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:32:19 No.3129356 Report

Quoted By: >>3129383

>>3129338
WHERE THE FUCK DO WE GET GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMMEYOUFAGGOTIUM THEN

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:32:33 No.3129361 Report

Quoted By: >>3129378

>>3129339
Were you using a condom?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:33:55 No.3129378 Report

Quoted By: >>3129399

>>3129361
i don't even have a gf

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:34:20 No.3129383 Report

Quoted By: >>3129404 >>3129941

>>3129356
It's commonly found on Nachtzie.

Captain, we must set a course for Adolf Hitlers home planet!

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:34:36 No.3129390 Report

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Field general is Kia a movement of silence
I'm STILL IN FUCKING SPACE AND I HAVE TO GO THROUGH A BLACK HOLE TO KILL THE SQUID MOTHER

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:35:13 No.3129399 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129378
*pats you on the back*
Me neither

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:35:50 No.3129404 Report

Quoted By: >>3129419 >>3129425 >>3129498

>>3129383
WHAT
you mean one of the the main headquarters of the /pol/ empire?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yF2vQjBE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:37:10 No.3129419 Report

Quoted By: >>3129479

>>3129404
Can we stalk up on bombs, missiles, ect, there?

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:37:43 No.3129425 Report

Quoted By: >>3129435

>>3129404
Precisely.

Thankfully, I have very good relations with very important people on Nachtzie.

If we manage to get there, then just let me do the talking.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:38:50 No.3129435 Report

Quoted By: >>3129482 >>3129484

>>3129425
>Thankfully, I have very good relations with very important people on Nachtzie.
SO YOU ARE A /POL/ DOUBLE AGENT THEN
>whips out bolter pistol

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:40:11 No.3129479 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129419
boi
the /pol/ empire is the /bant/ empire's main enemy
no way that we can get weapons there

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:40:30 No.3129482 Report

Quoted By: >>3129507

>>3129435
I've never been to /pol/.
The only person I've actually met from Nachtzie is Adolf Hitler, and he reported very kindly of me back to his home planet.

I've got a bit of a name, but I'm not affiliated with them.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:40:37 No.3129484 Report

Quoted By: >>3129507

>>3129435
*destroys it with space magic*
Hey I did not give you permission slave

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:42:00 No.3129498 Report

Quoted By: >>3129502

>>3129404
OH shit son
>prepares warp drive

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:42:26 No.3129502 Report

Quoted By: >>3129519

>>3129498
Not without the captains orders!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:42:57 No.3129507 Report

Quoted By: >>3129519 >>3129533

>>3129484
HEY
THAT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE PISTOL YOU DESTROYED
>>3129482
fine
we will set course for Nachtzie then
but we are going to have to cover up our /bant/ symbol and flags that are painted on our ship first

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:43:51 No.3129519 Report

Quoted By: >>3129526 >>3129528

>>3129502
Permission granted let's go
>>3129507
Who gave you permission to speak slave?
*puts on top hat with cane*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:44:25 No.3129526 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129519
*puts on a tuxedo*

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:44:35 No.3129528 Report

Quoted By: >>3129544

>>3129519
where the fuck did you even get a tophat and a cane?

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:45:01 No.3129533 Report

Quoted By: >>3129545 >>3129553

>>3129507
I can turn our shields into a refraction field for a little while to keep our ship invisible, but it won't last long and makes our shields uncontrollable

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:46:17 No.3129544 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129528
magic

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:46:19 No.3129545 Report

Quoted By: >>3129552 >>3129553

>>3129533
Just let me talk to them, and I can give us safe passage.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:47:29 No.3129552 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129545
You have my support

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:47:33 No.3129553 Report

Quoted By: >>3129567 >>3129571

>>3129533
>>3129545
no
it is too risky
someone needs to cover the /bant/ empire symbols on the ship with paint

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:49:21 No.3129567 Report

Quoted By: >>3129574 >>3129584

>>3129553
Nope we're going
*activates warp drive*
My hand slipped

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:49:46 No.3129571 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129553
I agree, that we need to cover the symbols, but we don't need to hide ourselves.

If something goes wrong and we get found out, they would have no clue that we don't have hostile intentions.

They would shoot us down if our refraction shield goes down.

Hide the symbols, let me talk, and we all get cured from HIV.

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:50:15 No.3129574 Report

Quoted By: >>3129606

>>3129567
DAMMIT

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:51:55 No.3129584 Report

Quoted By: >>3129607 >>3129632

>>3129567
WAIT LET US HIDE THE FUCKING SYMBOLS FIRST
>deactivates warp drive
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to kick Otto's ass after he comes back

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:53:26 No.3129606 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129574
you'll be the one to cover the /bant/ symbols on the ship with paint
heres the stuff you need
>hands you a paint bucket with grey paint and a space suit

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:5LLKXxwv Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:53:30 No.3129607 Report

Quoted By: >>3129618 >>3129711 >>3130163

>>3129584
Too late
*ship enters warp drive*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:54:38 No.3129618 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129607
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLE-
>slams into a window at over 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 miles per hour

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

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Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:55:30 No.3129632 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129584
Quick, paint pic related over the /bant/ emblems.
They will think we're with them and the /bant/ is also okay with this specific design

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 00:58:25 No.3129658 Report

Quoted By:

QUICK!
Blast this over the radio!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:01:08 No.3129682 Report

Quoted By: >>3129689 >>3129709 >>3129941

>ship finally warps near Nachtzie planet
>slams on the ground
>ded
>kind of

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:02:08 No.3129689 Report

Quoted By: >>3129721

>>3129682
>wakes up
WTF JUST HAPPENED?!!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:03:11 No.3129709 Report

Quoted By: >>3129720

>>3129682
In my medical opinion....
SIEG HEIL!

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:03:25 No.3129711 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129607
okay. these guys are nazis so lets just get in. spend years prepping. proceed to D day then meet up with the russians as late in the game as we can.

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

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Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:04:04 No.3129720 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129709
The fuck was that?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:04:15 No.3129721 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129689
you were sleeping?
also i think i broke a bone from slamming into the window and onto the floor...
anyways we are now in orbit of Nachtzie

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:04:59 No.3129724 Report

Quoted By: >>3129747 >>3129750 >>3129773 >>3129941

Ze planet... Das ist having un effect on me...

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:05:57 No.3129737 Report

Quoted By: >>3129747 >>3129773

I must secure the existence of my people and a future for white children!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:07:04 No.3129747 Report

Quoted By: >>3129777

>>3129724
>>3129737
Vziaky what the fuck is happening to you

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:07:16 No.3129750 Report

Quoted By: >>3129772 >>3129773 >>3129777

>>3129724
h bin mir nicht sicher, ob wir diese Jungs Waffen verkaufen sollten. das ist es, was richtig gemacht hat. warte eine Minute. der Planet hat tatsächlich eine verheerende Wirkung WAS IST DAS????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:787P6iU0 Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:08:19 No.3129759 Report

Quoted By: >>3129772

I swear to FUCKING god if someone steals MY pop tarts

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:10:09 No.3129772 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129750
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>3129759
>takes one of the pop tarts
>munch

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:10:10 No.3129773 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129724
>>3129737
>>3129750
Ah shit,
>pumps earbuds up to high volume while playing slavic hard base so I can't nazify

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:10:23 No.3129777 Report

Quoted By: >>3129796 >>3129885

>>3129747
ZIS IS EUPHORIA

>>3129750

Es ist gut, mein Freund! Wir haben nur sehr intelligente Leute auf diesem Schiff. Und die einzigen intelligenten Leute sind weiß!
Solange sie nicht versuchen, untermensch zu bringen, sollte es gut sein.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:13:12 No.3129796 Report

Quoted By: >>3129800 >>3129804 >>3129813

>>3129777
>whips out glove
>slaps you in the face repeatedly
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF DAMMIT

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:14:10 No.3129800 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129796
WAS DER FICK MACHEN SIE?

ICH BIN AN DEINER SEITE!

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:UOl00Xk5 Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:15:09 No.3129804 Report

Quoted By: >>3129813 >>3129821

>>3129796
CAP , QUICK PLAY EASTERB EUROPEAN MUSIC BEFORE YOUR MIND GETS CORRUPTED TOO

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:16:47 No.3129813 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129804
>>3129796
NEIN! SPIELE NICHT DIE MUSIK DES UNTERMENSCH!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:17:57 No.3129821 Report

Quoted By: >>3129836

>>3129804
OH SHIT
>runs to the radio and ship comms room
>gottagofast.jpg
>slams slavic music disk into a disk slot
>plays it over universal comms all over the ship

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:20:09 No.3129836 Report

Quoted By: >>3129855

>>3129821

NEIN! Warum!? Die Kommunisten töteten viel mehr Menschen als die Nazis, und die Nazis wollten nur ihre Heimat beschützen!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:22:31 No.3129855 Report

Quoted By: >>3129865 >>3129888

>>3129836
>plays slavic music at 101% volume
>the whole ship crew is now squatting

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo

Weapons and Cargo Manager !/ReSETx4oo ID:yk6HDTMR Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:24:25 No.3129865 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129855
CHEEKI BREEKI

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:27:18 No.3129885 Report

Quoted By: >>3129907

>>3129777
was zum Teufel. Geh aus der Stadt. Ich bin sicher, einer dieser Typen sieht italienisch aus oder eine Mischung aus Europäern.

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:27:34 No.3129888 Report

Quoted By: >>3129896 >>3129907 >>3129913 >>3130084

>>3129855

Glaubst du, du kannst mich zwingen, ein Untermensch zu werden? Ich lache über dich! Beobachten! Ich bin jetzt der Ubermensch!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:28:31 No.3129896 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129888
DIE DREIFLÄCHER!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:30:38 No.3129907 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129885
>>3129888
OH FUCK IT ISNT WORKING
>plays slavic music at 99999999999999999% volume

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:30:59 No.3129913 Report

Quoted By: >>3129918

>>3129888
hmm. Sie scheinen behindert zu sein. habe einen Keks.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:31:19 No.3129916 Report

Quoted By: >>3129932

>slavic music can be heard from all across the 4chan universe

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:31:25 No.3129918 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129913

Ich bin mir sicher, dass sie als Burger und Blätter bis zu einem gewissen Grad gemischt sind. So lange sie gute Menschen sind und ihre Heimat und ihre Menschen beschützen, freue ich mich, neben ihnen zu stehen.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:31:28 No.3129919 Report

Quoted By: >>3129929

*squatting intensifies*

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:32:58 No.3129929 Report

Quoted By: >>3129947 >>3129965

>>3129919

Versuchen Sie, ihr Vertrauen zu gewinnen, oder sind Sie auf ihre Seite gegangen?

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo ID:yk6HDTMR Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:33:13 No.3129932 Report

Quoted By: >>3129959 >>3129971

>>3129916
TURN IT DOWN THE NEARBY SPACESHIPS MIGHT BE PICKING THIS UP. ALSO SWITCH TO SOUTH AMERICAN MUSIC

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:33:59 No.3129941 Report

Quoted By: >>3129971

WUS POPPIN-
>>>3129383
>>>3129682
>>>3129724
hol up *grabs mg3 & potato mashers*
ich bein ein municher

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:34:22 No.3129947 Report

Quoted By: >>3129959 >>3129971

>>3129929
* gibt dem DR seine Autismus-Tabletten. vielleicht heilt dies deinen prädestinierten Rassenhass und den Wunsch nach Weltherrschaft

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:35:48 No.3129959 Report

Quoted By: >>3129971

>>3129932
>>3129947
Südamerikanisch? Sind diese Leute dumm? Südamerikaner sind subhumane Inzuchten und keine wahren Mitglieder der europäischen Herrenrasse.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:36:07 No.3129965 Report

Quoted By: >>3129971 >>3129972

>>3129929
Wer gewinnt Vertrauen? zu welcher Seite? Mann, der hockte, war gut. Arbeitet wirklich die Schienbeine.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:36:38 No.3129971 Report

Quoted By: >>3129989 >>3130041 >>3130054 >>3130058 >>3130084 >>3130119

>>3129932
>>3129941
>>3129947
>>3129959
>>3129965
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>plays Russian National Anthem at over infinity% volume

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:36:53 No.3129972 Report

Quoted By: >>3130073

>>3129965

Weltherrschaft? Nein nein Nein! Ich will die Welt nicht kontrollieren, ich will meine Heimat schützen!

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:38:25 No.3129989 Report

Quoted By: >>3130073

>>3129971

Dummkopf. Unendlich Prozent? Du hast gerade das verdammte Universum gebrochen!

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:41:51 No.3130041 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129971
very good.. woah wait. I can speak.. hahah. what a relief. who would have thunk it.

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo ID:yk6HDTMR Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:42:38 No.3130054 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129971
>I go temporarily deaf

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:43:32 No.3130058 Report

Quoted By: >>3130073

>>3129971
this juden, würdest du aufhören? du gibst uns weg!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:44:44 No.3130073 Report

Quoted By: >>3130116

>>3129972
>>3129989
>>3130058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stlZEKoJg10

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky

Dr Vziaky !!OY5DrVziaky ID:yDBtVuGE Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:45:18 No.3130084 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129971

Dummkopf! Ich habe immer noch das Blut der Legenden in meinem Herzen! Du kannst mich nicht davon abhalten, meine Kultur, meine Heimat, meine Rasse zu lieben und zu beschützen!

>>3129888

MEINE DREIFLÄCHER SIND NOCH STARK!

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:48:56 No.3130116 Report

Quoted By:

>>3130073
verdammt is our position given away?

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo ID:yk6HDTMR Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:49:19 No.3130119 Report

Quoted By: >>3130150 >>3130186

>>3129971
CAPTAIN, AN SS CRUISER IS TRAILING US, IT MUST HAVE PICKED UP THE MUSIC ON ITS SHIRT RANGE RADIO SENSORS

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:51:59 No.3130150 Report

Quoted By: >>3130175

>>3130119
OH SHIT
>SS Cruiser explodes from the russian anthem
oh wait
nevermind
we're good
now can we just get the HIV cure now?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:53:36 No.3130163 Report

Quoted By:

>>3129607
squid kid
if you help get us some Getthefuckawayfrommeyoufaggotium from this planet quickly, i'll give you some ale

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:54:19 No.3130175 Report

Quoted By:

>>3130150
we some getawayfrommeyoufaggotium sir. whatever that is. i'm sure space aids isn't like regular aids or whatever. just forget about it!

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:54:59 No.3130186 Report

Quoted By: >>3130236

>>3130119
IF OUT POSITION IS GIVEN WE MIGHT AS WELL BRING THE NOIZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16G-Hv23nqw

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 01:59:23 No.3130236 Report

Quoted By: >>3130530

>>3130186
YES
>plays this along with russian anthem
>a sound wave explodes all of the /pol/ ships currently in orbit
>everyone on Nachtzie is blown apart from the embodied sound of Russia

hanger guy

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hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 02:22:14 No.3130530 Report

Quoted By: >>3130719

>>3130236
yeah!! nice! wait a minute. why are we destroying pol ships?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 02:39:42 No.3130719 Report

Quoted By: >>3131256

>>3130530
because why the hell not?
anyways, lets grab this cure and head off
>ship lands on planet with music still playing
>all of the corpses of /pol/ troops are still squatting

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:30:07 No.3131256 Report

Quoted By: >>3131274

>>3130719
*spray paints cyka & a penis going through swastika all over the walls of hollow out buildings*
MASTER RACE MY ASS

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:62CgDZqS Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:32:15 No.3131274 Report

Quoted By: >>3131344 >>3131522

>>3131256
lcdr megafaggot. put your breathalyzer on.
*slavic hard bass echoes through the corridors*

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lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:41:29 No.3131344 Report

Quoted By:

>>3131274
copy.
*puts it on & proceeds to check room with saiga 12*

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo ID:bbyzVRON Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:44:12 No.3131522 Report

Quoted By: >>3131677

>>3131274
If the hardbasé stops working, I have a megaphone that, when triggered, will play soviet March by red alert.

Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo

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Ressettius !/ReSETx4oo ID:zSS00c2E Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:04:11 No.3131677 Report

Quoted By: >>3132549

>>3131522
>while wearing pic related
Guys, I think I found what we're looking for

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H2c+S6Ic Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:50:48 No.3131913 Report

Quoted By: >>3131918

::INCOMING TRANSMISSION::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztbc7hO3Cio&bpctr=1512018978

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BelC1U5c Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:52:11 No.3131918 Report

Quoted By: >>3131950

>>3131913
Transmission intercepted by Inkling planet and plays Off the Hook from Splatoon 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H2c+S6Ic Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:59:29 No.3131950 Report

Quoted By: >>3131957 >>3131983 >>3132549

>>3131918
Transmission carries virus that deletes shipboard futa porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BelC1U5c Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:01:10 No.3131957 Report

Quoted By: >>3131983 >>3132549

>>3131950
Good

The transmission also corrupts all files with a picture of Callie from the Squid Sisters

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:JtUZD4+r Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:03:30 No.3131970 Report

Quoted By: >>3131984

*heats up leftovers*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H2c+S6Ic Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:04:40 No.3131976 Report

Quoted By:

::Space Herpes is left behind by retreating boarding parties::

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lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:05:49 No.3131983 Report

Quoted By: >>3132549

>>3131950
i'm pretty sure we could live with th-

>>3131957
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I WILL SHOW NO MERCY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BelC1U5c Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:05:49 No.3131984 Report

Quoted By: >>3132004 >>3132549

>>3131970
Suddenly music starts to fade in
It sounds like gibberish
Suddenly a teleported is actives and an inkling come on board the ship

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:JtUZD4+r Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:09:38 No.3132004 Report

Quoted By: >>3132011

>>3131984
*microwave beeps*
*pulls out calamari from that one Mediterranean place down the street*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BelC1U5c Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:10:38 No.3132011 Report

Quoted By: >>3132048 >>3132549

>>3132004
Says hello, not realizing what you are eating

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:JtUZD4+r Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:17:22 No.3132048 Report

Quoted By:

>>3132011
would you like to try some?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:57:27 No.3132549 Report

Quoted By: >>3132566

>>3131677
what does it look like?
>>3131950
>>3131957
>>3131983
and nothing of value was lost that day
>>3131984
>>3132011
what in the fuck
>whips out bolter pistol

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:59:56 No.3132566 Report

Quoted By: >>3132580

>>3132549
AAAAH HOLY SHIT WHY DID THE FUCKING SOUS-CHEF'S CAT PISS ON THE GOD DAMN ENGINE AGAIN
WHY DID CAPTAIN >>3132549 ALLOW ANIMAL COMPANIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:02:35 No.3132580 Report

Quoted By: >>3132598

>>3132566
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
SOMEONE GET THE JANITOR AND THE SHIP MASCOT
>gemboi rolls out of cage

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:06:01 No.3132598 Report

Quoted By: >>3132616

>>3132580
WHY IS THE FUCKER SO SLOW THERE'S A FUCKING SINGULARITY CONDENSING INSIDE WARP CORE #4 MANUFACTURE CODE 4-26-1986 AND THE WARP CORE WILL SOON COLLAPSE AND CONSUME THE ENTIRE SHIP AND I HAVE ANALYZED GEMBOI'S VOMIT AND IT CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST SINGULARITIES SO WE'RE SCREWED CAPTAIN GET EVERYONE OUT WHILE I TRY TO CONTAIN IT A LITTLE LONGER AAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:09:41 No.3132616 Report

Quoted By: >>3132632

>>3132598
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERES SQUID KID

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:13:09 No.3132632 Report

Quoted By: >>3132649

>>3132616
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS I THINK HE'S GONE WERE ALL SCREWED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:16:49 No.3132649 Report

Quoted By: >>3132663

>>3132632
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yknow what
fuckit
>whips out rocket launcher
>fires it at warp core #4 room
>warp core explodes and is sucked in by the singularity
>singularity collapses from the energy of the core
>singularity poofs out of existence
we can steal a warp core from the destroyed /pol/ ships anyways
DAMMIT WHY WILL THERE NEVER BE A SINGLE PEACEFUL MOMENT ON THIS SHIP

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:17:44 No.3132652 Report

Quoted By:

oh
and just so i don't forget
>chucks cat out of the ship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:18:13 No.3132653 Report

Quoted By: >>3132668

will we need to gtfo? i got a ship that powered right now?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:19:59 No.3132663 Report

Quoted By: >>3132667 >>3132686 >>3132688

>>3132649
A SINGULARITY CANNOT COLLAPSE INTO ANYTHING SMALLER THAN IT'S FORMER SELF'S SCHWARZCHILD RADIUS YOU BIG DUMDUM IT SUCKED IN ALL OF THAT ROCKET AND THE WARP CORE WERE STILL SCREWED

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:20:56 No.3132667 Report

Quoted By:

>>3132663
AND A SINGULARITY OF THAT MASS CAN'T DIE THAT FAST BECAUSE HAWKING RADIATION

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:20:58 No.3132668 Report

Quoted By: >>3132688 >>3132690

>>3132653
nonono
its all good now
but we are going to have to search for another big warp core from one of the destroyed /pol/ ships in addition to finding the cure we need to cure our HIV

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:24:06 No.3132686 Report

Quoted By: >>3132695 >>3132703

>>3132663
well fug
...wait
>tosses squid kid at singularity while he is still sleeping
>squid kid goes into the singularity
>singularity immediately teleports to somewhere else along with squid kid
HAH
SUCK IT YOU LITTLE SHIT
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME SELL MY SOUL

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:24:33 No.3132688 Report

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>>3132668
>>3132663
yea, i'll search the east quadrant with the corvette.
*flys out*

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:24:47 No.3132690 Report

Quoted By: >>3132695

>>3132668
YOU IDIOT MUTT WERE STILL SCREWED APPARENTLY YOU DON'T HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PHYSICS DON'T WORK THAT WAY SO WERE STILL SCREWED EVACUATE EVERYONE I'M STAYING BEHIND TO ISOLATE IT AND CONTAIN IT AND LET IT EVAPORATE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:25:19 No.3132695 Report

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>>3132690
boi
>>3132686

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:26:32 No.3132703 Report

Quoted By: >>3132707

>>3132686
WELL NOW SQUID KID'S DEAD AND THE SINGULARITY, CONTRARY TO YOUR PERPECTIVE IS STILL HERE

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:27:11 No.3132707 Report

Quoted By: >>3132715

>>3132703
also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:28:39 No.3132715 Report

Quoted By: >>3132721

>>3132707
BITCH
THERE ISNT A SINGULARITY ANYMORE
ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?
>also squid kid is a demigod so he probably survived but is now probably at the corner of the universe lul

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:28:53 No.3132716 Report

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*flies super far & monitor ships*

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:30:18 No.3132721 Report

Quoted By: >>3132738 >>3132745

>>3132715
WELL HE TELEPORTED THROUGH THE FUCKING SINGULARITY AND WENT THROUGH A WORMHOLE AND NOW IS AT THE OTHER END OF THE UNIVERSE AND I KNOW IT'S STILL HERE BECAUSE A PAPER FLEW IN MY FACE AND NOW I SEE THE CABINET AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT IS FLYING TOWARDS THE WARP CORE SO EVACUATION IS STILL RECOMMENDED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JtUZD4+r Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:32:08 No.3132737 Report

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*forgets to breath for a second*
*catches breath*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:32:32 No.3132738 Report

Quoted By: >>3132746

>>3132721
well
....shit
alright
>slams on evacuation announcement button
>everyone runs out of the ship in a panic
>most of the canadians are trampled over while the brazillians do some gay shit behind the ship

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:33:59 No.3132745 Report

Quoted By: >>3132750

>>3132721
*talks in radio*
doesn't anti-matter clog up singularities?

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:34:46 No.3132746 Report

Quoted By: >>3132749

>>3132738
aaggh... the gravpads aren't cooperating very well, the ship's hull % is getting lower by the second, and the warp cores are in critical condition, aagh... so hurry up and get everyone out of here... these might be my last words... get everyone to the colony...

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:36:07 No.3132749 Report

Quoted By: >>3132755

>>3132746
BITCH JUST GET OUT ALREADY
>chucks you out of the ship

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:36:46 No.3132750 Report

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>>3132745
no you megafaggot the antimatter to matter ratio is almost equal but isn't enough to annihilate the singularity

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:38:58 No.3132755 Report

Quoted By: >>3132771

>>3132749
oh cool now i'm in the empty vacuum of space dying of lack of oxygen

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:43:01 No.3132771 Report

Quoted By: >>3132785 >>3132786

>>3132755
...
m8
you're on the fucking ground of the planet and not in the singularity
also the cat is currently clawing your leg
we're just going to have to wait until the warp core finally explo-
>ship implodes in on itself
>ship then explodes into a gorillion pieces
>the debris from the explosion flies up into space
>space debris later crashes into an s4s planet
... okay then

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:44:05 No.3132776 Report

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*engages light speed drive back to ship*

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a

lcdr. megafaggot, hero of the defence of installation 894S/a ID:rIe2nuHF Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:45:24 No.3132785 Report

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>>3132771
*disengages light drive*

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:46:03 No.3132786 Report

Quoted By: >>3132800

>>3132771
eh, s4s was shit anyway
*takes out scanner*
OH SHIT
there are movements 672 meters southwest-west of here!
Everyone! Hide!

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:48:08 No.3132800 Report

Quoted By: >>3132802

>>3132786
oh shit
could it be...
... space hitler?

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:49:20 No.3132802 Report

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>>3132800
i don't think it's that, there are too many entities on the scanner to be that, and if it were an attack, there would be unpredictable movements, but all these things are moving in waves.
i bet it's the mutt militias....

Sonic Warp Toll Operator

Sonic Warp Toll Operator ID:JtUZD4+r Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:49:45 No.3132805 Report

Quoted By: >>3132828

*some space debris flies towards toll station*
*there's papayas among the scrap*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-069 ID:AY2ko3+m Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:54:06 No.3132828 Report

Quoted By: >>3132837

>>3132805
who the fuck brought papaya's?

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 07:55:20 No.3132837 Report

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>>3132828
i bet the trans-dimensional hooknosed jew niggerspics from the caribbeans brough them

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Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:VOnZoZjk Thu 30 Nov 2017 08:07:36 No.3132895 Report

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uh guys, there were high energy concentrations coming north going towards the mutts in high concentrated energy blasts. this is our chance to sneak behind the /pol/ack forces and get into the colony!

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