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>be canadian
>get to your job
>truck fell apart as you shut the door
>apologize for being too rough even though thats how you like it
>walk to your desk
>say hi to your neighbors
>one of them stares at you like he is going to kill you on the spot
>apologize for not greeting him in <arabic gargling?>
>the other asks for bobs and vajine
>tell him to ask Preeti in IT
>start regularposting on /bant/
>a few hours in the hr manager waddlestomps over to your desk
>congradulates me for being the most productive worker in the entire company
>commands me to apologize to the sea of brown that sits all around me
>I say sorry to them and then to xog for wasting xog's time
>a few more hours in
>actually get some work done
>mostly shitpost on /pol/ because everything they are for canada is against
>feel sense of nationalistic pride
>call comes in over the pa
>a very thick indian accent announces the brown hour
>last one to poop has to clean it all up because the janny is inexplicably out for the day
>by the time i realize what is happening everyone's pantaloons have already been dropped
>i feel faint
>i look around
>anuses start protruding
>brapping externally
>the stench is overwhelming
>poo is flying every which way
>even get some on me
>i think i have a new fetish
>snap back into reality
>small indian man in suit gives me a mop and bucket and blabbers something in jabbermonkey
>feels bad, didnt even get a chance to poo
>say sorry and start cleaning the floor
>hr blobager slithers over and tells me to march up to the ceo's office
>walk up there, say sorry for not marching
>small indian man asks me if that wreck in the parking lot is my car
>say yes, dont want to apologize for lying
>makes me employee of the year for making an art piece that reminds everyone of home
>see flowers and poo and other offerings on it
>lets me go home early
>even gives me the rest of the year off
>walk out of building like a champion
>take the moose home
