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A CALL TO ARMS GREAT KEKISTANIS!
I humble myself before you and recognize that the power and prowess of the veterans of the Great Meme Wars is not mine to do my bidding. I recognize the sovereignty and freedom of will and thought that forges the destiny of this great Republic. Instead of beg for action at my behest, I, as a proud Kekistani deep behind enemy lines, send to you this plea for assistance: I live in a PRO-HILLARY, LIBERAL, COLLEGE-KEK *INFESTED* city known as Bloomington-Normal, IL. The forces of KEK here are VERY WEAK ON THE GROUND- our ranks are separated by BATTALIONS OF NORMIES AND ANTIFAS SCUM! Here, the main sources of news and opinion-making a controlled by PRO-HILLARY, PRO-GLOBALIST, AND (((GASP))) PRO-CENSORSHIP LVL. 100 NORMIES!
But, I have identified a WEAKNESS in their fortifications! A local news and happenings page, controlled by a day-walking normie of less-than-average intelligence and sub-par operational censorship authority! I am CALLING FOR REINFORCEMENTS so that, for ONE DAY-one GLORIOUS DAY- Bloomington- Normal, IL, will know that THIS LAND- ALL OF IT- IS KEKS DOMINION and that the humble, free, and faithful KEKISTANIS CANNOT BE SILENCED AND WILL NEVER SUBMIT!
I PROPOSE A RAID OF PEPE-POSTERS INFILTRATING THE GROUP OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEK AND POSTING GLORIOUS IMAGES OF THE GREAT PROPHET OF KEK, PEPE, UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS WHILE THE LONE ADMIN SLEEPS-AND ON POSTS SPANNING TO THE BEGINNING OF THE PAGE! THAT WAY, IN THE SPIRIT OF THE GOD BETWEEN CATEGORIES, TO DESTROY THE IMAGES OF OUR PROPHET AND SYMBOLS OF OUR GOD, THEY MUST DESTROY THEMSELVES! PLEASE LEND ME YOUR BOW, YOUR AXE, AND YOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BELOW! I NEED AS MANY OF YOU AS POSSIBLE OR I FEAR WE WILL FALL TO THE NORMIES AND THIS TOWN WILL CONTINUE TO USE ITS FOUR HIGHER EDUCATION INSTITUTIONS TO SPAWN MORE OF OUR MORTAL ENEMIES. SHADILAY, AND GODSPEED!
I will post details here, once the attack plan is finalized! please express interest below!
I humble myself before you and recognize that the power and prowess of the veterans of the Great Meme Wars is not mine to do my bidding. I recognize the sovereignty and freedom of will and thought that forges the destiny of this great Republic. Instead of beg for action at my behest, I, as a proud Kekistani deep behind enemy lines, send to you this plea for assistance: I live in a PRO-HILLARY, LIBERAL, COLLEGE-KEK *INFESTED* city known as Bloomington-Normal, IL. The forces of KEK here are VERY WEAK ON THE GROUND- our ranks are separated by BATTALIONS OF NORMIES AND ANTIFAS SCUM! Here, the main sources of news and opinion-making a controlled by PRO-HILLARY, PRO-GLOBALIST, AND (((GASP))) PRO-CENSORSHIP LVL. 100 NORMIES!
But, I have identified a WEAKNESS in their fortifications! A local news and happenings page, controlled by a day-walking normie of less-than-average intelligence and sub-par operational censorship authority! I am CALLING FOR REINFORCEMENTS so that, for ONE DAY-one GLORIOUS DAY- Bloomington- Normal, IL, will know that THIS LAND- ALL OF IT- IS KEKS DOMINION and that the humble, free, and faithful KEKISTANIS CANNOT BE SILENCED AND WILL NEVER SUBMIT!
I PROPOSE A RAID OF PEPE-POSTERS INFILTRATING THE GROUP OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEK AND POSTING GLORIOUS IMAGES OF THE GREAT PROPHET OF KEK, PEPE, UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS WHILE THE LONE ADMIN SLEEPS-AND ON POSTS SPANNING TO THE BEGINNING OF THE PAGE! THAT WAY, IN THE SPIRIT OF THE GOD BETWEEN CATEGORIES, TO DESTROY THE IMAGES OF OUR PROPHET AND SYMBOLS OF OUR GOD, THEY MUST DESTROY THEMSELVES! PLEASE LEND ME YOUR BOW, YOUR AXE, AND YOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BELOW! I NEED AS MANY OF YOU AS POSSIBLE OR I FEAR WE WILL FALL TO THE NORMIES AND THIS TOWN WILL CONTINUE TO USE ITS FOUR HIGHER EDUCATION INSTITUTIONS TO SPAWN MORE OF OUR MORTAL ENEMIES. SHADILAY, AND GODSPEED!
I will post details here, once the attack plan is finalized! please express interest below!
