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>"NOT SO FAST SONNY! I'm going to have to ask for your papers."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = The president (take over the thread)
>Green = US intelligence official (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier (pass)
>Brown = Respected Jew Capitalist (Pass)
>Pink = Homosexual (Complement, and pass)
>Black (or any other extremely dark color) = Nigger (Pass)
>Grey = German officer (arrest on sight)
>Orange = Axis soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Ask for papers again- even number ending= pass odd number ending = arrest)
>Blue = Japanese American citizen (Arrest on sight)
>Yellow = German American citizen (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the European Theatre
>3-6 Sent to the Pacific Theatre
>7-9 Sent to the Air Force
>Doubles = Collect welfare checks by feigning illness
>Triples = Your country joins the Allies and you personally lead their liberation of the country flag above your post
>76 = Promoted to General and lead your own battalion
>1941 = Remember the day in infamy and counterliberate the country above you
>Quads= Allies conquer Europe
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 has property seized
>3-6 sent to Internment camp
>7-9 detained and deported
>Doubles = You become a honorary American citizen and volunteer into the armed forces. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = Your country invades the US to rescue you
>Quads = Axis liberates Europe
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = The president (take over the thread)
>Green = US intelligence official (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier (pass)
>Brown = Respected Jew Capitalist (Pass)
>Pink = Homosexual (Complement, and pass)
>Black (or any other extremely dark color) = Nigger (Pass)
>Grey = German officer (arrest on sight)
>Orange = Axis soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Ask for papers again- even number ending= pass odd number ending = arrest)
>Blue = Japanese American citizen (Arrest on sight)
>Yellow = German American citizen (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the European Theatre
>3-6 Sent to the Pacific Theatre
>7-9 Sent to the Air Force
>Doubles = Collect welfare checks by feigning illness
>Triples = Your country joins the Allies and you personally lead their liberation of the country flag above your post
>76 = Promoted to General and lead your own battalion
>1941 = Remember the day in infamy and counterliberate the country above you
>Quads= Allies conquer Europe
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 has property seized
>3-6 sent to Internment camp
>7-9 detained and deported
>Doubles = You become a honorary American citizen and volunteer into the armed forces. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = Your country invades the US to rescue you
>Quads = Axis liberates Europe
