When did restaurants decide to make burgers taller than they are wide?
Every non-fast-food place I go to the burger patties are half as wide and twice as thick, and piled high with so much bullshit that no human could possibly eat them properly.
In before:
>you just have to press it down before you take a bite
No, fuck you. I couldn't press this shit down with hydraulic equipment without all the shit flying out the sides.
The ground beef patties at the grocery store are just the right size. Why do they feel the need to fuck with that which is not broken?
Burgers were not like this when I was a lad.