/bant/ - International/Random

>>3165088
With no fleet around, I see no need for an admiral on my vessel. Henceforth I and the bridge crew will be restricting your movements to your quarters, "sir."

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:07:39 No.3165127 Report

Quoted By: >>3165140 >>3165166

>>3165116
Wait what?
What happened to captain?
And my fleet was blown up under 'special circumstances'

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:09:02 No.3165140 Report

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>>3165127
I blame it on the leaf captain

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:13:07 No.3165166 Report

Quoted By: >>3165177 >>3165188

>>3165127
*static*

All crew, hear this: I am setting course far away from home. As of now we make our own destinies, apart from the fools who led our fleet to disaster.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:14:30 No.3165177 Report

Quoted By: >>3165188

>>3165166
So we are going rouge?
I don't know about this the other crew members are going to have decide

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5bj9ikG Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:15:42 No.3165188 Report

Quoted By: >>3165251

>>3165166
>>3165177
I ain't getting paid at all as it is, tell me where to fly this rust bucket

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:18:20 No.3165251 Report

Quoted By: >>3165300

>>3165188
Nearest nebula, we'll hit merchant shipping and find some asteroid to store the loot. Soon enough we'll all be rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5bj9ikG Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:21:23 No.3165281 Report

Quoted By: >>3165300

Aye aye captain, nearest nebula shows 24 light seconds away, ETA 5 minutes.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:23:41 No.3165300 Report

Quoted By: >>3165318

>>3165251
>>3165281
Don't know about this

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:25:08 No.3165318 Report

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>>3165300
Your opinion is duly noted, Deck Swabber Otto. Now swab the deck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w+hkgl8Y Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:25:37 No.3165327 Report

Quoted By: >>3165347 >>3165366

This ship has some unwelcome guests.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5bj9ikG Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:27:49 No.3165347 Report

Quoted By: >>3165444

>>3165327
inb4 we are the unwelcome guests accidentally stealing some guys ship

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:30:24 No.3165366 Report

Quoted By: >>3165419 >>3165454 >>3165988

>>3165327
This is fine. Get everyone on the bridge, seal the doorway, and vent the rest of the ship into space. Problem solved.

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:0e1lpAig Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:33:07 No.3165403 Report

Quoted By: >>3165454

*shivers*
what do you think makes these guests so unwelcome... and where did that disembodied narration come from?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:34:02 No.3165419 Report

Quoted By: >>3165437 >>3165454

>>3165366
WHO IN THE FUCK
WHO ARE YOU

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:35:06 No.3165429 Report

Quoted By: >>3165727

>>3165095
>>3165115

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:35:51 No.3165437 Report

Quoted By: >>3165444 >>3165456

>>3165419
Helmsman, please escort this has-been from the bridge before he makes a scene.

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:36:08 No.3165444 Report

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>>3165437
>>3165347

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w+hkgl8Y Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:37:13 No.3165454 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165366
>>3165419
Oh, fuck. They've started it already.
>>3165403
Just get a gun, stay away from the vents, and shoot their limbs off.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:37:20 No.3165456 Report

Quoted By: >>3165507 >>3165536

>>3165437
HEY
WAITAFUCKIN MINUTE
I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS NEW VESSEL
YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO BE ESCORTED

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:41:20 No.3165507 Report

Quoted By: >>3165517 >>3165523

>>3165456
I don't know either and as admiral I demand you two cease your faggotry
Where is field general when you need him?

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:41:59 No.3165517 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165507
I also heard that he has come back
How angry is he?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:42:11 No.3165523 Report

Quoted By: >>3165539

>>3165507
>loads bolter pistol
permission to get rid of this intruder?

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:43:21 No.3165536 Report

Quoted By: >>3165543 >>3165557

>>3165456
This vessel no longer answers to fleet command. We the crew will be taking control from now on.

I am the captain now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5bj9ikG Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:43:35 No.3165538 Report

Quoted By: >>3165558

Lol what the fuck is going on in here mane i'm just driving this shit don't drag me into this drama

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:43:36 No.3165539 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165523
Let's leave those type of things to field general and you have shit aim either way sooo

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:43:51 No.3165543 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165536
BULLSHIT

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:45:01 No.3165557 Report

Quoted By: >>3165578

>>3165536
Not anymore I called for the /bant/ imperial Marines so they will be coming and disposing of you and bringing back order to this ship

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:45:05 No.3165558 Report

Quoted By: >>3165569

>>3165538
Steady on, then, position us at the edge of the nebula and look for asteroids.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e5bj9ikG Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:45:43 No.3165569 Report

Quoted By: >>3165578

>>3165558
k

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:46:27 No.3165578 Report

Quoted By: >>3165658

>>3165569
Belay that order, apparently the marines are coming.

Deeper into the nebula!

>>3165557
Silence, deck swabber. The floor is filthy, get to work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w+hkgl8Y Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:47:29 No.3165589 Report

Quoted By: >>3165601 >>3165988

Get your heads out of your asses! We've got an infestation and you fucks are arguing over management at a time like this!

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:48:48 No.3165601 Report

Quoted By: >>3165640

>>3165589
I am venting the ship, we'll see how they do when they've all been sucked into space.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w+hkgl8Y Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:52:11 No.3165640 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165601
You don't get it! They're in the bridges' vents.

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:54:27 No.3165658 Report

Quoted By: >>3165683

>>3165578
I ain't no deck swabber and look the marines are here and are using a tractor canon I will accept your surrender

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sat 02 Dec 2017 23:56:57 No.3165683 Report

Quoted By: >>3165740

>>3165658
Your delusions of grandeur are truly pathetic, deck swabber. That's an asteroid, and we've stopped because this dust cloud will make us impossible to find.

Now are you going to swab this deck, or do I have to make you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uuRTs06E Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:01:08 No.3165727 Report

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>>3165429

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:01:52 No.3165740 Report

Quoted By: >>3165746 >>3165862

>>3165683
You know what this is not even my ship
*jumps in escape pod right before planting a bomb on the core*
Suck it faggots

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:02:29 No.3165746 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165740
*defuses the bomb*

Good riddance.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:14:54 No.3165862 Report

Quoted By: >>3165886 >>3166025

>>3165740
ADMIRAL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:17:21 No.3165886 Report

Quoted By: >>3165917

>>3165862
Well, well, well...

Sticking around, are you? I'll give you two choices: go take my old job in navigation, or rot in the brig until we find a slave trader to sell you to.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:19:36 No.3165917 Report

Quoted By: >>3165946

>>3165886
THIS SHIT ENDS NOW
>starts firing pistol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:5J2C8xyS Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:22:22 No.3165946 Report

Quoted By: >>3165966 >>3166025 >>3166033

>>3165917
*smirks and dodges all the bullets*

Heh...not bad kid. You made me use 10% of my power.

*draws katana*

We'll see how you do when I take off my inhibitors...

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:24:07 No.3165966 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165946
OH FUCK
FIELD GENERAL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
>starts running like hell
>gottagofast.png

Commander megafaggot, The Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize"

Commander megafaggot, The Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize" ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:26:12 No.3165988 Report

Quoted By: >>3166003 >>3166025

WUS POPPIN-
>>3165589
>>3165366
Are we under a mutiny?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:27:30 No.3166003 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165988
FUCKING HELP ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ducks under chair and sprays bullets in the other captains direction

Admiral Otto

Admiral Otto ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:29:10 No.3166025 Report

Quoted By: >>3166052

>>3165862
Leaving
>>3165946
Faggot
>>3165988
I think but I don't know I just left but squid kid is still around ask. Him for help

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:0e1lpAig Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:29:45 No.3166033 Report

Quoted By:

>>3165946
barrel rolls in with a dropkick to the head. motherfucker sit down.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:31:22 No.3166052 Report

Quoted By: >>3166057 >>3166065 >>3166101

>>3166025
but i tossed squid kid into a singularity and teleported to one of the corners of the universe
BUT STILL FUCKING HELP ME INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:32:03 No.3166057 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166052
*squid kid teleported to

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:486vYXa7 Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:32:28 No.3166060 Report

Quoted By: >>3166097 >>3166101

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HYDROPONICS DEPARTMENT WE RAISE FOOD
NOT WEED
IF I CATCH THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO FLUSHED OUR 2TON BATCH OF RICE TO THE FUCKING VOID IN ORDER TO GROW POT I WILL RIP HIS THROAT OUT.

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:32:47 No.3166065 Report

Quoted By: >>3166090

>>3166052
Did you really think you could get away from me that easy?
*appears with tuxedo,cane,top hat,eyepatch and now pants*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:35:11 No.3166090 Report

Quoted By: >>3166116

>>3166065
oh shit

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:35:44 No.3166097 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166060
what a waste of rice

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:36:26 No.3166101 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166052
not captain fucked off

>>3166060
isn't it regulations to grow cannabis in our own rooms since it's technically personal flora

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:37:40 No.3166116 Report

Quoted By: >>3166194

>>3166090
I also heard my mother was brought here mind telling me where she is?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:40:35 No.3166194 Report

Quoted By: >>3166201

>>3166116
uhh
somewhere?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:41:29 No.3166201 Report

Quoted By: >>3166236

>>3166194
Please tell me
*loads assault rifle*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:43:18 No.3166236 Report

Quoted By: >>3166244

>>3166201
ask Otto
he knows

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:44:07 No.3166244 Report

Quoted By: >>3166267

>>3166236
Your hiding somthing from me

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:46:18 No.3166267 Report

Quoted By: >>3166313

>>3166244
whut
why do you want to see your mom?

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:50:12 No.3166313 Report

Quoted By: >>3166363

>>3166267
Because she is my mom you dumbass

An Ayy

An Ayy ID:p2WWn8hw Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:52:01 No.3166338 Report

Quoted By: >>3166373 >>3166380

>>3165088
*Crawls out of a vent*
Hey guys

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:54:00 No.3166363 Report

Quoted By: >>3166380

>>3166313
uhhm...
>(fuckfuckfuck hes going to try to read my mind if i dont answer)
>(i gotta think of something other then what Otto and Field General did to squid kids mom)
>thinks about Kizuna AI's unholy diary

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:54:56 No.3166373 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166338
OH SHIT AN ALIEN
>whips out flamethrower
>rains fire upon the ayy

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:55:27 No.3166380 Report

Quoted By: >>3166404

>>3166338
Hello what are you doing here?
>>3166363
Never knew you liked A.I that way trying to steal her from Pauly?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 00:57:24 No.3166404 Report

Quoted By: >>3166495

>>3166380

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:03:04 No.3166495 Report

Quoted By: >>3166682 >>3166728

>>3166404
You ok bud?

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:19:12 No.3166682 Report

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>>3166495

Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ

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Captain Heinrich !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:19:42 No.3166690 Report

Quoted By: >>3166728 >>3166746

I HAVE RETURNED

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:22:43 No.3166728 Report

Quoted By: >>3166741

>>3166690
oh shit you again
>>3166495
can you teleport this guy away for me?

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:23:39 No.3166741 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166728
What are you still doing on my ship?

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:0e1lpAig Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:23:55 No.3166746 Report

Quoted By: >>3166762

>>3166690
forces Captain Heinrich out the airlock pulling the level with a satisfying pressure click and watching him silently floating toward the abyss.
*dusts hands*

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

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Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:25:50 No.3166762 Report

Quoted By: >>3166789 >>3166809

>>3166746
*teleports back onto the ship*

"Heh...you'll need to try a bit harder than that..."

*becomes invisible and shuts off warp core*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:28:17 No.3166789 Report

Quoted By: >>3166811 >>3166828

>>3166762
what even is this bullshittery anymore

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:0e1lpAig Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:30:11 No.3166809 Report

Quoted By: >>3166816

>>3166762
hanger guy swings round unsheathing his revolver switching on the UV lights making Captain Heinrich become visible then in the same motion shoots directly between Captain Heinrichs eyes killing him instantly as the bullet blows apart his brain.
*dusts hands while walking away from bleeding corpse*

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:30:15 No.3166811 Report

Quoted By: >>3166843 >>3166852

>>3166789
The only bullshit here is you still acting like you have authority here.

*hacks the computer*

We're setting sail beyond the outer reaches of colonized space. We're going to be our own men there. Except you. For you, it's the brig.

*teleports you into the brig*

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:30:36 No.3166816 Report

Quoted By: >>3166852 >>3166894

>>3166809
*it was a hologram*

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

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Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:31:13 No.3166828 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166789
heretical

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:32:22 No.3166843 Report

Quoted By: >>3166878

>>3166811
I could easily get rid of you but I like seeing captain suffer give him the A.I diary he can jack off to it while I'm there

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:33:36 No.3166852 Report

Quoted By: >>3166864 >>3166878

>>3166811
>>3166816
YKNOW WHAT
FUCK THIS SHIT
>whips out a stop sign from pockets
>teleports behind you
OMAE WA MOU
S H I N D E R U

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:34:18 No.3166864 Report

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>>3166852
>grabs popcorn

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:35:41 No.3166878 Report

Quoted By: >>3166915 >>3166917

>>3166843
Heh...I'm sure you could try. But let us sail this ship together...for now.
>>3166852
Pathetic. I disabled your teleporting abilities when I moved you into the brig. Enjoy your delusions, little man, for they are all you have now.

We set sail for the nebula of darkness!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LDowUCTe Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:36:41 No.3166887 Report

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Beep beep bop eeep

hanger guy

hanger guy ID:0e1lpAig Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:37:07 No.3166894 Report

Quoted By: >>3166905

>>3166816
okay. well. i guess you're extremely difficult to.. grabs Captain Heinrich forcing him out the airlock once again and pulling the release level down with both hands.. aghhhhtthat aughta do it.
*Captain Heinrich floats off into space and is sucked into a the gravity field of a dying star. his atoms are destroyed and new ones formed from the heat and pressure and shit*
*dusts hands thoroughly*

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:38:14 No.3166905 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166894
*it was a decoy dummy*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:39:04 No.3166915 Report

Quoted By: >>3166928

>>3166878
JOKES ON YOU
I AM SECRETLY A DEMIGOD DRESSED AS A HUMAN
>slices you in half with stop sign

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:39:05 No.3166917 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166878
*continues eating popcorn*
I'm going to jailed captains room and read his diary
>>3166878
*Secretly reactivates his teleportation abilites*

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Captain Heinrich the Edgy !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:39:55 No.3166928 Report

Quoted By: >>3166968 >>3166971

>>3166915
*whistles as the former captain deludes himself in the brig*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LDowUCTe Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:42:24 No.3166965 Report

Quoted By:

Epp beep Boop meep

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:42:35 No.3166968 Report

Quoted By: >>3166980

>>3166928
Don't even know why for faggots are fighting in the first place this is a stolen /pol/ship anyway so if he had more than 1 brain cell he can realize he can leave so we can get a new ship while the false captain can keep this one

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:42:52 No.3166971 Report

Quoted By: >>3166983

>>3166928
>your body starts splitting in half in the real world as i sheathe my stop sign katana slowly

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:43:49 No.3166980 Report

Quoted By: >>3166990

>>3166968
oh wait
shit you're right
>hops into an escape pod
>flies away into bant headquarters
byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:44:06 No.3166983 Report

Quoted By: >>3167002

>>3166971
*with magic space powers fix his body and kick you in the crouch while teleporting you back into the brig*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:44:38 No.3166990 Report

Quoted By: >>3167000 >>3167002

>>3166980
Nope I teleported you back into the brig

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LDowUCTe Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:45:36 No.3167000 Report

Quoted By:

>>3166990
Beep beep bop rep boop

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:45:43 No.3167002 Report

Quoted By: >>3167033

>>3166983
>>3166990
DAMMIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS ISNT EVEN OUR SHIP

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:46:04 No.3167007 Report

Quoted By: >>3167033

I hereby rechristen this cruiser "Heinrich's Fist." Under its guns, the whole galaxy shall tremble before my new empire!

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:47:53 No.3167033 Report

Quoted By: >>3167039 >>3167049 >>3167067

>>3167002
I know but I wanna masturb- read Kilimanjaro diary first
>>3167007
>one ship

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:48:15 No.3167039 Report

Quoted By:

>>3167033
*kizuma

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:48:57 No.3167049 Report

Quoted By: >>3167089

>>3167033
please just get rid of Heinrich..
if you do ill tell you what happened to your mom

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:50:02 No.3167067 Report

Quoted By: >>3167089

>>3167033
Humble beginnings to a glorious empire, my friend

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:52:27 No.3167089 Report

Quoted By: >>3167105 >>3167114

>>3167067
I'm sorry but as a high political leader in the squid empire
Your have a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong away ahead of you
>>3167049
Tell me first then I will
>>3167067
Sign this contract so i can hand over costudy of the jailed captain to you
Don't want him anymore

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:54:09 No.3167105 Report

Quoted By: >>3167147 >>3167213

>>3167089
kill him, i have no need for such garbage

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:54:57 No.3167114 Report

Quoted By: >>3167131 >>3167147

>>3167089
oh boy
>breathe in
your mom is...
dead
she was killed by Field General and your dad, Otto
however i found her passport in the ship
>hands you the passport

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:56:12 No.3167131 Report

Quoted By:

>>3167114
no she wasn-

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:57:18 No.3167147 Report

Quoted By: >>3167176 >>3167217

>>3167105
But he does have the bonus of having about a trillion (you)'s in his bank account and since I control him I own those but since I'm giving him to you you get all of that it will jump start your empire
>>3167114
I wanted to do that but at least she is gone

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 01:59:00 No.3167176 Report

Quoted By: >>3167213

>>3167147
alright
now can you help me please?
if it helps for you to answer, im sorry for throwing you into that singularity
and considering to put you down... several times

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:01:42 No.3167213 Report

Quoted By:

>>3167176
Fine let the deal go through first with >>3167105

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:01:47 No.3167217 Report

Quoted By: >>3167247

>>3167147
very well, but im transferring him into a black hole immediately

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:04:32 No.3167247 Report

Quoted By: >>3167274 >>3167293

>>3167217
Here is the contract please sign it just get rid of him

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:06:23 No.3167274 Report

Quoted By: >>3167370

>>3167247
SQUID KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:07:55 No.3167293 Report

Quoted By: >>3167339

>>3167247
*reads the contract before signing*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:10:33 No.3167339 Report

Quoted By: >>3167370

>>3167293
*Big giant letters*
Handing over dumbass to someone who is not that much of a dumbass contract
*the only thing on the paper other then where you sign*

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:12:48 No.3167370 Report

Quoted By: >>3167387 >>3167392

>>3167339
*signs*

>>3167274
ok retard, into the black hole you go
*vents brig directly into black hole*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:14:04 No.3167387 Report

Quoted By: >>3167404

>>3167370
OH SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>hangs onto desk while being pulled in by the black hole

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:15:02 No.3167392 Report

Quoted By: >>3167445

>>3167370
Good job you sold your soul to me should have read the entire thing
Does nobody ever read the contracts?
*teleports me and jailed captain away to a bar on/c/ and leave behind the 1 trillion ('syou)*

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:16:37 No.3167404 Report

Quoted By: >>3167445

>>3167387
I'll give you one chance to accept your new life as my deck swabber.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:19:57 No.3167445 Report

Quoted By: >>3167452 >>3167468

>>3167392
OH FUCK NOT ALL MY (YOU)'S
err
can you teleport the rest of the crew here as well except for Heinrich?
>>3167404
2 late fagit

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ

Admiral Heinrich the Great !!tZgCP5BarxQ ID:hbq3nSPv Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:20:52 No.3167452 Report

Quoted By: >>3167489

>>3167445
my crew, now

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:22:45 No.3167468 Report

Quoted By: >>3167502

>>3167445
IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:24:41 No.3167489 Report

Quoted By:

>>3167452
I just teleported the important crew you can have the unimportant ones thanks for your time hopefully we don't see you again maybe
I do own your soul now

Squid kid

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Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:26:18 No.3167502 Report

Quoted By: >>3167973 >>3168375

>>3167468
You were teleported with us
Well now I have all the contracts
*ingnites the contracts as (pic) comes out of a portal and shows us in to the portal*

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

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Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:30:43 No.3167973 Report

Quoted By: >>3168159

>>3167502
joy, i was wondering how far the rebel was gonna take it

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:35:09 No.3168159 Report

Quoted By: >>3168316 >>3168375

>>3167973
Very far
And also while you weren't looking I made the grim reaper sign a contract and well I'm the god of death now
So longer a demi God I'm a full God now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7YG9PxDS Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:36:18 No.3168181 Report

Quoted By:

I hope I'm not too heavy

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

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Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:42:50 No.3168316 Report

Quoted By: >>3168345 >>3168435

>>3168159
can you at least get some of my stuff
*shows pictures of case from capsule corp & anti /pol/ .44*

Squid kid

Squid kid ID:qk8r5KjK Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:44:15 No.3168345 Report

Quoted By:

>>3168316
Sure why not
*magicly appears into your pocket*

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:46:03 No.3168375 Report

Quoted By:

>>3167502
>>3168159
SQUID KID WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON A DEMON IN A FUCKING BAR FILLED WITH PEOPLE

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:46:51 No.3168382 Report

Quoted By:

AND I AM STILL MAD THAT YOU EMPTIED ALL MY SAVINGS INTO A BLACK HOLE

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

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Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:50:55 No.3168435 Report

Quoted By: >>3168539

>>3168316

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize

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Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 02:57:37 No.3168539 Report

Quoted By:

>>3168435
*gathering wallpapers for archives*
what? it does +50 pierce 25% crit on all untermensch

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:zSIcynoA Sun 03 Dec 2017 03:21:36 No.3168833 Report

Quoted By: >>3169380

hey guys we have reached /pol/ servers 14-88 code 2-19-21-8, 4-9-4, 14-9-14-5, 5-12-5-22-5-14.
the infiltration begins.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 04:39:08 No.3169380 Report

Quoted By: >>3169473

>>3168833
oh shit really?
what info are you finding?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:zSIcynoA Sun 03 Dec 2017 04:50:54 No.3169473 Report

Quoted By: >>3169525

>>3169380
I have found that they were planning to hack Israeli missile silos and fire them all over Israel at cities such as Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and cities in the West Bank and Gaza.
I also am starting to flood their servers with libtard and conservitard jewbait and will leech off their butthurt (you)s and live a great life.
I will fly to their core due to the stolen craft's high level military clearance, and plant the exterminatus device there and later escape and fire a singularity towards the core.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 04:57:25 No.3169525 Report

Quoted By: >>3169534

>>3169473
well you see...
some guy pulled a mutiny on the /pol/ ship that has the singularity cannon
but now the /pol/ ship was probably consumed by the black hole the retarded guy made.
sooooooo i guess no singularity weapon then

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:zSIcynoA Sun 03 Dec 2017 04:58:37 No.3169534 Report

Quoted By: >>3169596

>>3169525
well i'm still in /pol/ headquarters, i could go to the craft bay and steal another one.

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7

Captain of Cruiser B4NT-84N7 ID:4aT5t6UQ Sun 03 Dec 2017 05:05:50 No.3169596 Report

Quoted By: >>3169658 >>3169663

>>3169534
wait
you're in the main /pol/ headquarter building?
how did you get by the 15000 "kekistani" guards?

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:zSIcynoA Sun 03 Dec 2017 05:12:08 No.3169658 Report

Quoted By: >>3169927

>>3169596
i simply stole the uniform from the /pol/acks i killed

Engine worker designation S2-74

Engine worker designation S2-74 ID:zSIcynoA Sun 03 Dec 2017 05:12:35 No.3169663 Report

Quoted By:

>>3169596
you know how idiotic they are, it's easy to bait/deceive them

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize"

Commander megafaggot, Demolisher Of /pol/ Stronghold Planet "Natschize" ID:kKO72VQM Sun 03 Dec 2017 05:45:57 No.3169927 Report

Quoted By: >>3169959

>>3169658
did the squid recruit bite the bullet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zSIcynoA Sun 03 Dec 2017 05:50:12 No.3169959 Report

Quoted By:

>>3169927
no, i raided a /pol/ ship on the colony and killed and raped their corpses and stole a uniform

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