Where's the Bentley at, I've been waiting for like 20 minutes now, ugh, God
Oh my, oh my God, I'm gonna meet such hot guys tonight


Friday night, time to get drunk
Go to the party, time to get drunk
Arrive in the Clio, get driven by a hunk
Straight to the bedroom, driven by a hunk
Plenty of boys in the yard
One look at me and they get hard
Hard as stone, ready to bone, like Medusa on a party phone
DJ, DJ, DJ DJ DJ
Slow it down for an epic BJ
Thanks, man, so glad you came
I think I love you, what's your name?
Don't leave yet, we're having fun
Friday night, #1


Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night
Friday night, we're so drunk tonight
Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night
Friday night, get a hunk tonight
Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night
Friday night, we're so drunk tonight


Get to the club at 2am
Off gonna bang loads of men
Know the bouncer, skip the queue
Fuck the list, it's me and you
The club is banging, so am I
Banging, banging, banging, banging
Banging, banging loads of guys
Unzip the trousers, what a surprise
In the bathroom, sucking dick
Thanks for cumming, that was quick
Quicker than the other guys
Friday night, wet surprise
Leave the club, 2am
Banging banging loads of men
In the Clio, drive me home
Friday night, I'm on my own
Hi, sorry I can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message and I'll definitely get back to you later

Hey hon, I brought you a couple of Sambuca Red Bulls tonight, and uh, I, I just wanted to know if you wanted to come back to my studio

Hey babe, it's me, Mark, uh, we got a couple of blue WKDs and went to the bathroom. I couldn't see you after, I think I saw you with another guy. Uh, let me know what's up, give me a call, okay, bye

Hey, hi, it's the DJ from earlier tonight, I'm going to Ministry now and there's a, yeah, wondered if you wanna come along or something, maybe later we could bang, so yeah, hit me up!!!!!!!!!