FOR FUCK SAKES. IT'S SUMMER THE WEATHER'S FUCKING AMAZING. I CAN DRINK I CAN DRIVE AND I WANNA DO FUN SHIT. SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE ANY FRIENDS! I LITERALLY HAVE ZERO (0) FUCKING FRIENDS. ALL I WANT TO DO IS DRIVE PLACES, LIGHT FIRES ON BEACHES AND GET REAL DRINK WITH ME MATES. BUT I CAN CAUSE DOING ALL THAT SHIT ON MY OWN IS BORING AS SHIT. FUCK! WHY AM I SO LONELY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!