ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhU7DtqSCE0 Suddently and without warning, a really, really big robot has marched into /bant/ in search of donuts, and it is willing to unleash its full arsenal in order to secure them! The ground quakes with each step of this tin-plated behemoth, and though its exterior resembles that of a child's toy, they conceal a deadly array of weapons. A thread suddently and violently collapses as it is crushed underfoot the machine's press-like feet!
Rules:
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net See game in-thread with this!:
https://github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript Here's some info about this boss:
name@RoboBob
dificulty@hard
element@electric
health@32600
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do.
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage). Every player the boss kills restores its health somewhat.
Anonymous
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>>317380 Real-Time Glance at Party Progress:
http://drgchan.ddns.net/317380 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max.
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again! This works on those killed more than 6 times.
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, it will no longer repair itself.
Good luck!
Anonymous
welp, lets see if we can do this
Anonymous
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>>317420 guess nobody is playing at all
Anonymous
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I wouldn't sweat it too much. It just takes some time for the usual suspects to latch onto the thread at this hour.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>317671 nickname@Sif
is it usually that long or its just because its late?
Anonymous
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>>317711 well that was a tight one
Anonymous
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>>317711 nickname@Wizrox
I know that at times it can take as long as 20 minutes between the thread being posted and the first couple defenders.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>317752 hey!! there's another player, a ranger too
Anonymous
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Hocus-pocus, this power I focus, tear into this machine like a locust!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@BrownKnight
Anonymous
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nickname@Pizza
Anonymous
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I attempt to smack the metallic fiend with my Sword of Mediocrity
Anonymous
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This won't do, I guess I must participate a touch myself some more! Abra-kadaver, disrepair I shall lather!
Mr. Shekelstein
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[email protected] GIVE ME SHEKELS!!!
REEEEEE
Mr. Shekelstein
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Dont revive me when I die
Mr. Shekelstein the Death Knight
Mr. Shekelstein the Death Knight ID:xR3/XjC/ Wed 10 May 2017 06:14:19 No. 318702 Report I cuck Donald Trump
Anonymous
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I will join only if i get my free shekels
Mr. Shekelstein the Death Knight
Mr. Shekelstein the Death Knight ID:xR3/XjC/ Wed 10 May 2017 06:15:39 No. 318720 Report Quoted By:
Fucking robits
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Here we go again
Anonymous
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nickname@punyeta
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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bweeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ded. where are the others?
Anonymous
>>319805 Must be off getting a snack or something.
Anonymous
Well darn. Is this the end? Has RoboBob conquered /bant/?
Anonymous
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>>319915 I for one welcome our new robot overlord
Anonymous
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Dragonborn get or i'm out
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>320166 welp i geuss im a worlock now
Anonymous
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>>317380 Joining fight.
nickname@slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
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roll nickname@TENTAtheSANE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>320209 ded
start murdering bob for me
Anonymous
Anonymous
don't fall back! keep the assault going!
Anonymous
>>320273 roll a revive pajeet. slutwizard where are you ;-;
Anonymous
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>>319915 we were not powerful enough to banquet such a mighty foe.a new era of tyranny begins!
Anonymous
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Im dead arent i? ;~;
Anonymous
>>318702 >>319701 >>319907 Im healer reviive atttempt.
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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stop with these fricking threads you fricks
Anonymous
>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
Anonymous
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>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
Ahhfjsijsehhquejxd
Anonymous
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>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
Healing plZZzzzz
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>320308 I'm a knight Cuck... knights can't revive
Anonymous
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>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
0lz heal plz heal
Anonymous
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>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
Copypastq heal gogogogoog
Anonymous
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>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
Zook boom heal!!!
Anonymous
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>>320383 don't worry, I'll avenge you
Anonymous
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>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
Heallala)l))lllllllll
Anonymous
>>318702 #>>319701 #>>319907 #>>320209 #>>320308 Again
Im healer reviive atttempt. Again
Someon3 post url to damage i cant get it up
I just revived all on that 69 above righ?????
Anonymous
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here comes the cactus of fucking doom summon@earth
Anonymous
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Well it looks like there are heroes left in man after all!
Anonymous
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>>320435 69/00 works for everyone
>>320481 cheers!
Anonymous
Wanderer
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Fug my shit up family
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>320481 http://drgchan.ddns.net/317380 Here you go! This information should be helpful.
Anonymous
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shit this is gonna be my best minion summon@earth
Anonymous
Wanderer
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>>320510 >when ya boy dpses so hard he doesn't move out of the fire Anonymous
>>320510 U died i try heal u i healer yes
Healcattw mk pt and attack
Wanderer
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nickname@Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
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im taking this robot to fucking pound town summon@earth
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>320544 Succeasful heal1111
Wanderer
Anonymous
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>>320569 Successful indeed.
Anonymous
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this one earned its name! summon@earth
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>320569 My second revive all!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanderer
Anonymous
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Boom high risk
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>320608 Heal u risky frisky biscuit
Anonymous
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HEAVY MACHINEGUN
Wanderer
Anonymous
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B00m boom ka boom
Wanderer
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
slutwizard
Anonymous
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nickname@fuckrobots dont laugh summon@earth
Wanderer
Anonymous
slutwizard
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B00m ajjdjdjjsjsjs
slutwizard
Wanderer
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big dah-mah-gay
slutwizard
Anonymous
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guys im running out of images help summon@earth
Wanderer
Anonymous
Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist!
Anonymous
Wanderer
slutwizard
>>320703 >>320709 Be careful!!!
Heal zap!
Fuckrobots
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i have 2 images left fuck
Wanderer
Anonymous
slutwizard
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>>320703 #>>320709 #Be careful!!!
Heal zap!
Boooooom
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
slutwizard
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>>320744 Only evens heal, and 00 and 69 revive all latter works for all the 00 and 69 not just healers
Other guy healed u
>>320718 Wanderer
Fuckrobots
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im also running out of things to say summon@earth
Anonymous
Wanderer
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
Anonymous
Wanderer
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>>320807 >>320809 watch your aggro m8s
Fuckrobots
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Fuck right when the healer left
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>317380 nickname@Medioman
Anonymous
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>>320807 >>320809 Come on Wizrox, you've still got it...
Wanderer
Anonymous
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nickname@yellowface
Anonymous
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Alright, I gotta slow down and focus!
Fuckrobots
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kool
>>320827 kid
summon@earth
Wanderer
Anonymous
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Die robot, Die!
Wanderer
Anonymous
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digits pl0x take my crits!
Wanderer
Wanderer
Fuckrobots
Wanderer
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>>320895 why do I miss that's bullcrap
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>320906 Talk about slap-stick.
Fuckrobots
Wanderer
Anonymous
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>>320906 Healus-revivicus!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>320906 I said, Healus. Revivicus!
Wanderer
Anonymous
Wanderer
aim for the big 20000 get
Wanderer
Fuckrobots
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i only have 3 lives left shit
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
Wanderer
Wanderer
Wanderer
Fuckrobots
im just gonna start posting skeletons
Wanderer
Anonymous
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(_)_)==========D~~~~~~~~
Anonymous
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Thanks Mr. Skeletal.
>>321005 >>321007 Fuckrobots
slutwizard
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Back, anyone still dead???
Wanderer
Anonymous
slutwizard
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Ok good seems alll alive Booming continues
Fuckrobots
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summon@earth im getting my jimmeis russled
Anonymous
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slap the robot
Wanderer
Anonymous
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I miss being a bard
Fuckrobots
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WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE
Wanderer
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playing this faceroll class baka
Anonymous
slutwizard
Pic for morale support boys! Be careful board is more active.
Fuckrobots
summon@earth here it comes
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fuckrobots
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>>321088 if you thought that one was hot
summon@earth
Wanderer
Anonymous
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>>321107 Nothing good, it seems.
Wanderer
Anonymous
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kick in the but
Anonymous
Now don't you die anymore, @Punyeta, since normal magic can't repair a body as damaged as yours if it gets any more broken!
Fuckrobots
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oh shit punyetta died
Anonymous
slutwizard
Wanderer
Anonymous
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stab stab stab
Anonymous
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
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succ my skeletal summon@earth
Wanderer
Anonymous
Wanderer
slutwizard
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Attack with heal staff!!!
Anonymous
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huddah huddah ha
Fuckrobots
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the robot is on half health! summon@earth
slutwizard
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New cycle gogogogogg
slutwizard
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Bang bang slut staff whack!!!!!
Wanderer
Anonymous
Wanderer
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whoa a holy man
Anonymous
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hands off our donuts
Anonymous
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>>321244 Looks like we've got a real pal here!
slutwizard
Stripping temporarily for extra speed and mobility and sexually vulnerability
Fuckrobots
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summon@earth fuck this guy
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
summon@earth my skeletons are loosing power
Anonymous
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Nickname@pallydun
Anonymous
>>321296 how is this even allowed
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
summon@earth
>>321317 dont tell the mods
Anonymous
slutwizard
Anonymous
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taste my steeel robot
Anonymous
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>>321334 nofap streak broken
slutwizard
Im guessing like most threads on 4chan 73% of posters are of the female sex right?
Fuckrobots
summon@earth im sorry if i get tthhis thread taken down guys
Anonymous
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phew ranger needs a quick break
Anonymous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br77v95hHb8 >RoboBob is starting to show heavy wear and tear as its limbs fall off and it crashes onto the ground. After a moment, the automaton lifts itself back into combat, now content in stomping the defenders of /bant/ like a bunch of ants. slutwizard
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
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>>321369 >69 im cool B)
summon@earth
slutwizard
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Risks for higwims
Anonymous
Anonymous
slutwizard
slutwizard
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Reload complet3 shoot!!!
Fuckrobots
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summon@earth we can do this probably!
Anonymous
slutwizard
Zap, some leafs get hit in process!!!
Fuckrobots
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pew summon@earth
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
slutwizard
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I think we may run out of posts b4 kill.
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I'll have to invoke my wizard powers!
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
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the trips have blessed us! summon@earth
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>321507 Oh dear, Punyeta is dare I say - toast!
Anonymous
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Now, I'll have to do do some chanting of my own!
slutwizard
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>>321497 Nice high dmg
>>321507 Also heal
Anonymous
Anonymous
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man...good luck guys
Fuckrobots
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summon@earth
murderification happen
>>321507 FUCK
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Tistaris, ena, shalah!
Wanderer
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>>321507 uh o he died in the game for real
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
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Wubba-wee-wow-woah!
slutwizard
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Boop zap slip off the underwear
Anonymous
Fuckrobots
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get shat upon! summon@earth
Anonymous
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fuckrobots
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im bringing out my most powerful warior! summon@earth
Anonymous
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You're not out of the game yet, Punyeta!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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death to metallic monster!
Anonymous
slutwizard
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Im losong energy....
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Lmao this is getting hot so I might as well join in
Fuckrobots
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summon@earth he is no match for my skeletons!
slutwizard
Im tired... so much fighting to do been soing this over an hour!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Lemme throw in one
slutwizard
slutwizard
Anonymous
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>>321660 Robots do not get tired my dear, they can fight untill they're entirely dissassembled!
slutwizard
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Yuckdjdkd I want to fuck a cat girl like in pic
slutwizard
Fuckrobots
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summon@earth fuck
Anonymous
slutwizard
Anonymous
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Fuck them robots, fucking nigger cunts
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Cmon let's kill this mufucka
slutwizard
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
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Whoever is posting that random ass chick is a fucking motivator
Fuckrobots
i have a folder dedicated to skeletons now summon@earth
slutwizard
Anonymous
>>321743 Make sure you don't become "bone-headed"!
Anonymous
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time for an upgrade
slutwizard
Save the girls so u get them urselves
Anonymous
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Oh dear, look at the time everyone. The tread is listing, we're going to have to go all out!
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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melt this bastard!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fuckrobots
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>>321753 i think im too far gone
summon@earth
slutwizard
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Oh crap no bumps what Bed time is soon.
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
slutwizard
slutwizard
Anonymous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foQQl8_6bM0 >Watch out, RoboBob is going all out now. Opening up its chest, the machine reveals an all face-melting laser cannon! A stray Simon thread is charred off the page in a demonstration of its capabilites, just one post away from him wooing the Canada Girl! Fuckrobots
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fuck shits gonna hit the fan soon summon@earth
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
slutwizard
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>>321834 Nice heal charge nw spammmmm
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
Fuckrobots
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
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kick him in the nuts
slutwizard
Anonymous
AvengeNigger
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Arrghhh. h kyahhhh
Fuckrobots
AvengeNigger
Ahh Ahahahhaha let's do it boiiiiis
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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gogogoogogoooo
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
AvengeNigger
slutwizard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
AvengeNigger
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Someone buff meeeeeee
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
Anonymous
Anonymous
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@Punyeta, you have returned!
slutwizard
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Ahahaahhahaha the risks I expose myself too much
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
AvengeNigger
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fuckrobots
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get fucked robo summon@earth
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wanderer
AvengeNigger
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Kill this robot pussy
Anonymous
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>>322000 GG! MEDALS FOR EVERYONE!
Anonymous
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>And due to the brave efforts of the heroes, RoboBob is no more. /bant/ shall stand for another day!
Fuckrobots
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we did it and it only took 400 fucking skeletons
AvengeNigger
Anonymous
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Thank you for playing my game. I look forward to the next mission, be it done by myself or some other, but alas, I must retire.
slutwizard
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Hurray congrats all thanks was fun time for bed i think