>>3180913https://youtu.be/EnSV7h6Lx4g?t=32What if they break into your house today?
Yeah…
How would you defend yourself?
If the thief gets in, I can't beat him to a pulp in the back yard because then they'll say he fell off of the party wall (I think that's how it's called in english). You have to take him to the most recondite place of your house, the last bedroom, and if possible to the basement, well hidden. And then you blow him up with shots, you shoot all the shots (it sounds weird in spanish too), not just one, because you'll be a skilled shooter and you'll be in big trouble. You were in a state of violent emotion and madness, you blew him up with shots, you emptied the whole magazine at him, you stomped on him, you pee to show your state of madness and temporal unconsciousness, do I explain myself?. You also have to have a bottle of Chivas Regal at hand, you drink half the bottle and if you have a cocaine bag get high and got to the courtroom like that… you are unfit to plead, bro. In ten days you get out.
