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I haven't seen a greentext thread in a while. Guess I'll start.
>be 14 year old freshman
>be in high school 15 minutes before school starts
>discussing who is the worst person in the school
> we come to the conclusion that its a junior named Dan
> Dan is a 17 year old crip who is in prison most of the time
> one of my friends suggests someone insult him for 50 dollars
> being a 14 year old edgelord I accept the challenge
> I go up to him about 30 feet away
>"hey Dan"
>he looks over to me and my friends are pure anxiety
>ohno.jpg
>"Pull up your pants, faggot"
>He pulls out a knife form his bag
>mfw
>I run away at full speed and he chases away from me
>friends are no longer there
>I'm pretty fast, so I can make past the office
>the resource officer is in his normal place
>he grabs his taser
>zaps the fuck out of him
>probation_number_2_electric_dindu.webm
>he is sent to jail
>I walk away, acting like nothing happend
>I make it to my class in time
>Dan gets expelled from the school and i get Saturday detention for insulting him
>still worth the fifty dollars
>be 14 year old freshman
>be in high school 15 minutes before school starts
>discussing who is the worst person in the school
> we come to the conclusion that its a junior named Dan
> Dan is a 17 year old crip who is in prison most of the time
> one of my friends suggests someone insult him for 50 dollars
> being a 14 year old edgelord I accept the challenge
> I go up to him about 30 feet away
>"hey Dan"
>he looks over to me and my friends are pure anxiety
>ohno.jpg
>"Pull up your pants, faggot"
>He pulls out a knife form his bag
>mfw
>I run away at full speed and he chases away from me
>friends are no longer there
>I'm pretty fast, so I can make past the office
>the resource officer is in his normal place
>he grabs his taser
>zaps the fuck out of him
>probation_number_2_electric_dindu.webm
>he is sent to jail
>I walk away, acting like nothing happend
>I make it to my class in time
>Dan gets expelled from the school and i get Saturday detention for insulting him
>still worth the fifty dollars
