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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 08:49:16 No.3189651 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3189652 >>3189654 >>3189658 >>3189660 >>3189662 >>3189663 >>3189675 >>3189679 >>3189680 >>3189682 >>3189699 >>3189702 >>3189707 >>3189714 >>3190077

>be american
>be born
>tip the doctor with the tip of your dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:14:35 No.3189652 Report

Quoted By: >>3189654 >>3189673

>>3189651

least I don't live in a frozen soviet satellite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:16:31 No.3189653 Report

Quoted By: >>3189657 >>3189686

obligatory

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:18:53 No.3189654 Report

Quoted By: >>3189656

>>3189651
Hey, he did a great job. I applauded afterwards.

>>3189652
Fuck you man, Finland is great. This is coming from a half-fin, so I may be biased. Still though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:18:59 No.3189655 Report

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nah but bumping with important encrypted anti-zionist steganography

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:21:31 No.3189656 Report

Quoted By: >>3189657 >>3189661

>>3189654

something can be great but also be a frozen soviet satellite. For example Finland and Ann Coulter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:24:18 No.3189657 Report

Quoted By: >>3189659

>>3189653
Was gonna post this
>>3189656
>that pic
jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:25:12 No.3189658 Report

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>>3189651
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:25:18 No.3189659 Report

Quoted By: >>3189666

>>3189657

let's keep this important conversation going. with altart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:25:49 No.3189660 Report

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>>3189651
Oof

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:26:03 No.3189661 Report

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>>3189656
Now that you mention it, a frozen Soviet satellite would make a pretty comfy home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:26:29 No.3189662 Report

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>>3189651
don't make fun of mutilation victims, pekka

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:26:55 No.3189663 Report

Quoted By: >>3189668

>>3189651

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:27:13 No.3189664 Report

Quoted By: >>3189665 >>3189667

is bumping with nonsense allowed on pol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:28:33 No.3189665 Report

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>>3189664
I'd say so. It's what most threads here are bumped with anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:28:39 No.3189666 Report

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>>3189659
wew. I've always wanted to fuck Ed from the very first episode she was in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:28:46 No.3189667 Report

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>>3189664

probably not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:29:05 No.3189668 Report

Quoted By: >>3189669 >>3189674 >>3189694

>>3189663
>SLAV
>WHITE
NICE TRY KIDDO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:30:56 No.3189669 Report

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>>3189668
>coming from le 56 percent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:31:42 No.3189670 Report

Quoted By: >>3189671

tell me im doing the lord's work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:34:03 No.3189671 Report

Quoted By: >>3189672

>>3189670
You are. Keep em coming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 09:36:23 No.3189672 Report

Quoted By: >>3189676

sorry I'm actually out of Ed though

>>3189671

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 10:04:28 No.3189673 Report

Quoted By: >>3189704

>>3189652
Beats a boiling Israel satellite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 10:07:10 No.3189674 Report

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>>3189668
kek your president is married to a non-white ahahahaha what a mutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 10:08:46 No.3189675 Report

Quoted By: >>3189677

>>3189651
my parents made sure not to let that happen, because they're not retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 10:09:33 No.3189676 Report

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>>3189672
woah that was hilarious, how did you do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:14:14 No.3189677 Report

Quoted By: >>3189678

>>3189675
>my parents made sure to let that happen, because they're not retarded

Just saying this is the extent of an argument that you have by saying that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:24:48 No.3189678 Report

Quoted By: >>3189681

>>3189677
>Just saying this is the extent of an argument that you have by saying that.
whawt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:25:38 No.3189679 Report

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>>3189651
>be mongolian
>can't get baby penis off your mind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:26:37 No.3189680 Report

Quoted By: >>3189689

>>3189651

Good thread, I'll tip you 56%

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:27:37 No.3189681 Report

Quoted By: >>3189683

>>3189678
By calling one side retarded without any facts, it can easily be used by the other side to say the same thing. It's not too hard to understand, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:29:22 No.3189682 Report

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>>3189651
Lmao
Well done, Finnish bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:30:16 No.3189683 Report

Quoted By: >>3189684

>>3189681
the facts are that they didn't chop half of their newborn's dick off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:32:47 No.3189684 Report

Quoted By: >>3189705 >>3189708

>>3189683
Didn't know it was half of the dick that they chopped of, that's interesting. If that was true, and anon had posted that along with him calling anyone who did that retarded, that would be quite reasonable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:32:52 No.3189685 Report

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FUCK ME IT’S ANOTHER CIRCUMCISION THREAD!!! GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 11:36:46 No.3189686 Report

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>>3189653

Mate this pic is fuckin sick bantz cunt. xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:30:31 No.3189687 Report

Quoted By: >>3189690

>be american
>wake up by rolling out of bed
>forget to salute the flag on your way out and have to tip the NSA 15%
>step outside and take a gulp of 70% CO2 air through your lungs so congested with the worst American '''''''''''''cuisine'''''''''''''
>walk back inside to tend to your wife's black children just as your boomer parents taught you to
>remind yourself this is all part of God Emperor Trumps 6th Dimensional hungry hungry hippos game and that America will revert to a 1950s-esque paradise any minute now
>your children's estranged father drives by and shoots your house full of bullets
>your mexican neighbours, upon seeing your bloodied and holed body, begin looting your house and livestream themselves dissecting your wife's kids for liveleak
>heaving through your modest 200kg, you're able to reach your cellphone and dial an ambulance
>underpaid paramedics arrive 50 minutes late and begins to tend to your wounds
>forget to pay the the paramedics their modest 70% tip
>they start shooting at you
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:34:29 No.3189688 Report

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That's an old joke and you stole it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:35:42 No.3189689 Report

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>>3189680
kek

Will there ever be a redemption arc for the burgers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:36:53 No.3189690 Report

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>>3189687
HOL UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:40:31 No.3189691 Report

Quoted By: >>3189693 >>3189706

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:45:50 No.3189692 Report

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>americans microwave their shoes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:51:21 No.3189693 Report

Quoted By: >>3189696

>>3189691
DON'T BE LAZY
BIN THAT BABY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:54:41 No.3189694 Report

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>>3189668
Niggers niggers niggers nk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:56:41 No.3189695 Report

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>hurr durr amerimutts have no dick le 56%

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 12:57:18 No.3189696 Report

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>>3189693
>it's real
This is the most talmudically fucked thing i've ever seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:02:07 No.3189697 Report

Quoted By: >>3189698

>Be american
>Get pryed from mother's womb by doctor who is halfway through a 48 hour shift
>Rushed off to the next room to have my genitals mutilated
>Grow up in broken family, raised by television and rap music
>Brutal public school system destroys any remaining chance at self worth or happiness
>All manufacturing jobs are gone, join the military
>Shipped out to the sandbox for 30k a year to fight the jewish wars
>Come home
>Damaged American male psyche has developed in to full blown PTSD and schizophrenia
>Beat wife, get divorced
>Blow head off with shotgun aged 30

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:10:01 No.3189698 Report

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>>3189697
Capped
It's pretty bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:13:49 No.3189699 Report

Quoted By: >>3189700 >>3189701

>>3189651
>be uncut
>most girls grossed out by your animal cock sleeve
>commiserate with fellow uncut bros on 4chins instead of getting your dick wet.
b-but...its a kike trick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:15:13 No.3189700 Report

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>>3189699
Morning Moishe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:45:25 No.3189701 Report

Quoted By: >>3189703

>>3189699
>flag
>shilling for penis mutilation
Atleast TRY to hide that you worship a sandnigger pedo/have a big nose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:47:07 No.3189702 Report

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>>3189651
>be murican
>be pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:00:37 No.3189703 Report

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>>3189701
Burger in the UK worm dick
Not that im interested in chasing these british slags with my aesthetically pleasing murican cock anyway, none are above a 6

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:22:20 No.3189704 Report

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>>3189673
Aw, snap!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:34:09 No.3189705 Report

Quoted By:

>>3189684
yea but you think only have one non-white grandparent is quite reasonable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:51:37 No.3189706 Report

Quoted By:

>>3189691
whatever, I lightly chuckled at most of these. 7/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:54:28 No.3189707 Report

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>>3189651
Alternately, some families offer the head of a lamb in hopes the doctor is a Goldstein.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:03:26 No.3189708 Report

Quoted By: >>3189709

>>3189684

How much is chopped off is pretty irrelevant. The facts are that neonatal circumcision is a substantially risky procedure that is routinely carried out without any medical necessity. It is pushed by doctors who claim that it slightly reduces the risk of a handful of ailments that are already quite rare. While concrete figures are hard to come by, it's estimated that as much as 5% of neonatal deaths in males are a result of complications during circumcision, with many more suffering excessive scarring and deformities.

As a practice, it's pretty much indefensible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:27:20 No.3189709 Report

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>>3189708
See, if anon had said this along with calling anyone who did it retarded, it would be much more justified.

Still, it does decrease the risk of UTIs during infancy as well as other things. Not really looking to get into a whole debate on this though, as I'm rather neutral on the topic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z+/lPT5j Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:55:14 No.3189714 Report

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>>3189651
>am*ricans

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JjXPQQZ0 Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:46:00 No.3190077 Report

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>>3189651
I laughed

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