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>German engineering
We häven tö remöven twö cylinderin fröm zee enginen und put zwei turböchärgersen sö zee KÄÄÄÄRR ßecömes 2% lighter. HÄIL HITLER!

>American engineering
*sips beer*
Yeah, uh... Just a put a supercharger on it. That's all it needs to be the fastest bitch on the track.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rWzisB7f Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:15:46 No.3200375 Report

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german ladies are good :DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:16:23 No.3200379 Report

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>>3200366
I'm not gonna get triggered again over your shit taste in cars, just stop please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjKZgTFA Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:18:28 No.3200393 Report

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>>3200366
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kfk+jY8x Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:19:45 No.3200398 Report

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>>3200329
Terrible drivers even though their whole lives revolve around getting a nice car.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjKZgTFA Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:19:50 No.3200399 Report

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good beer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VLnYTU9r Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:20:40 No.3200404 Report

Quoted By: >>3200413

too bad about the whole muslim thing
theres much better central euro countries though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:21:55 No.3200411 Report

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>>3200398
>belgium
Talking shit about other countries drivers, the only thing that's worse than you are the Swiss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kfk+jY8x Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:22:04 No.3200413 Report

Quoted By: >>3200424

>>3200404
Go on then name 3 without googling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kfk+jY8x Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:22:43 No.3200417 Report

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>>3200411
>Oh right
I'm kagari in education.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KdWqX17S Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:23:57 No.3200423 Report

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>>3200329
Best beer, best food, best history.

But today we are next to america the biggest leftist country ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VLnYTU9r Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:24:10 No.3200424 Report

Quoted By: >>3200436

>>3200413
Czech, Hungary, and Romania

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:24:16 No.3200427 Report

Quoted By: >>3200432 >>3200447 >>3201254

Worst tourists you can have

>>3200338
Fuck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:25:16 No.3200432 Report

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>>3200427
Schluchtenscheißer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kfk+jY8x Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:25:50 No.3200436 Report

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>>3200424
Nice picks

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:26:27 No.3200440 Report

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>>3200432
>try to bully a smaller yet better country
Piefke unnediger

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KdWqX17S Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:27:12 No.3200447 Report

Quoted By: >>3200469 >>3200470 >>3200473 >>3200480

>>3200427
Ignore him, Schnitzel is amazing. I like the xxl ones.

>burger can't compete

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:28:44 No.3200468 Report

Quoted By: >>3200483

>>3200440
selber :c

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VLnYTU9r Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:29:03 No.3200469 Report

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>>3200447
that is a much bigger portion than any respectable person should eat. whats up with that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:29:03 No.3200470 Report

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>>3200447
Oida... Sauce auf einem panierten Stück Fleisch... ihr seids wirklich nimmer zum retten...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWzisB7f Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:29:21 No.3200473 Report

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>>3200447
am huger now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZWc77VI4 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:30:30 No.3200480 Report

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>>3200447
>>3200469

A M E R I C A N I Z E D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:30:34 No.3200483 Report

Quoted By: >>3200492

>>3200468
You're defeating the purpose of it being fried with the sauce
It should be crunchy not soggy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VLnYTU9r Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:32:16 No.3200491 Report

Quoted By: >>3200513

>>3200480
most Americans would laugh at how much food there is on that plate. Why are Germans so fat? Do you not know how to portion your meals?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:32:19 No.3200492 Report

Quoted By: >>3200531

>>3200483
wat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KdWqX17S Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:34:46 No.3200513 Report

Quoted By: >>3200527 >>3200538

>>3200491
We germans work hard each day, that's why we need every day a xxl Schnitzel or Bratwurst with Sauerkraut.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VLnYTU9r Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:36:37 No.3200527 Report

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>>3200513
>implying you have a job
nice try, stinky but i doubt it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:37:19 No.3200531 Report

Quoted By: >>3200541 >>3200544

>>3200492
Cute kitty but still...
If you really need sauce on your Schnitzel you dont put the Panade on, (sorry my cocking english is not that good)...
Wenn du ein richtiges Wiener Schnitzel haben willst, dann will man das die Panade leicht knusprig und das Fleisch aber schön weich ist für den Kontrast. Wennst da die Sauce so draufschmierst wird die Panade nur grindig letschert und der Sinn der Panade ist weg. Auf der anderen Seite gibts das Champignonschnitzel z.B. das ist ein gegrilltes Schnitzel ohne Panade mit Champignon-Sauce wenn man es auf die Art haben will

Come to vienna to eat a real Schnitzel and not your degenerate 5000kcal-sheet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:38:32 No.3200538 Report

Quoted By: >>3200549

>>3200513
You really need this much energy considering the growing efforts in the berlin airport

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWzisB7f Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:38:46 No.3200541 Report

Quoted By: >>3200553

>>3200531
When I visited Wien I loved the food. Heads up austriabro, keep being awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:39:09 No.3200544 Report

Quoted By: >>3200548 >>3200589

>>3200531
i didn't post that disgusting shit, but i'll save that wall of test, it might come in handy one day. thanks Eidgenosse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:39:28 No.3200548 Report

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>>3200544
text*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KdWqX17S Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:39:35 No.3200549 Report

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>>3200538
Berlin airport, kek

Gut gekontert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:39:57 No.3200553 Report

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>>3200541
Thank you span-anon for your appreciation :3

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Anonymous ID:MVk4O2hf Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:44:54 No.3200589 Report

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>>3200544
Sorry didn't see it

>>3200549
Bei solchen Vorlagen ist das kontern a ned schwer ;)
Stick to vehicles. At least you are good in that field

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2r3TYCcY Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:04:30 No.3201218 Report

Quoted By: >>3201248 >>3201572

Ive been to every bundesland except NRW and Hesse
Berlin is the best city despite what everyone on the Internet says
Saxony is the most beautiful
And northern germans are the nicest

Food is ok I guess but polish food is better
Beer and beef is very nice
The women are better than from western europe but worse than southern and eastern european women
Love the Autobahn, hate the deutsche bahn
It is a good place to start an euro trip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:08:32 No.3201248 Report

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>>3201218
>hates deutsche bahn
yep he really visited germany

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3VPi9KiZ Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:09:36 No.3201254 Report

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>>3200427
>imblying

Wtf dude us Brits are by far the worst

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:45E90F+5 Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:46:30 No.3201572 Report

Quoted By: >>3202227

I don't like it. I almost considered proxyfagging to write this sentence.

>>3201218
>Saxony is the most beautiful
Read: He really only visited Dresden.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2r3TYCcY Tue 05 Dec 2017 16:26:39 No.3202227 Report

Quoted By: >>3202323

>>3201572
And leipzig and elbsandsteingebirge
Don't fuck with me, kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F+077g15 Tue 05 Dec 2017 16:38:07 No.3202323 Report

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>>3202227
there's no way you've been to the south though, or there'd be no way you'd unironically would declare Saxony the most beautiful

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Anonymous ID:N99k1XFT Tue 05 Dec 2017 16:42:09 No.3202359 Report

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>>3200329
>tfw no german gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YH/kbd2Y Tue 05 Dec 2017 16:45:18 No.3202382 Report

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GERMANY IS KAWAII ^_^ !

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