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Wolf survival thread

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:37:54 No.3208805 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3208821 >>3208823 >>3208853 >>3209055 >>3209057 >>3209150 >>3210143

>You're a bunch of fucking rabbits being chased by wolves
>glhf

Bunny Rabbi

Bunny Rabbi ID:fstXNjwD Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:39:20 No.3208821 Report

Quoted By: >>3208868

>>3208805
>RUN FASTER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:39:35 No.3208823 Report

Quoted By: >>3208868

>>3208805
>I run around and do rabbit shit

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:40:02 No.3208828 Report

Quoted By: >>3208868

>Start digging a hole to hide

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZR2/v/NV Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:42:21 No.3208846 Report

Quoted By:

QUICK ostracize me then ill be a wolf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJiDlB0U Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:43:21 No.3208853 Report

Quoted By: >>3208868

>>3208805
pull out my rabbit gun and shoot the dum wolf who didnt got skol LOLE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uEzTr0cL Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:44:10 No.3208860 Report

Quoted By: >>3208868

Rabbits of the world:unite!

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:45:03 No.3208868 Report

Quoted By: >>3208926 >>3208930 >>3208947 >>3208966 >>3209051

>>3208821
>12
>You trip on your own feet like a retard, the wolves hear you
>>3208823
>32
>You eat a carrot next to the rabbi
>>3208828
>82
>You dig a gomfy hole some 100 yards away from the wolves
>>3208853
>35
>You have no guns (due to being a rabbit) and you're next to the Rabbi and the carrot eater
>>3208860
>6
>You are 6 feet away from the wolves, they are now chasing you in a pack of 4

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:46:18 No.3208926 Report

Quoted By: >>3208979

>>3208868
>EVERYONE GET IN THERE

>Enter to the hole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEzTr0cL Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:46:40 No.3208930 Report

Quoted By: >>3208979

>>3208868
Flee to the river

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:48:49 No.3208947 Report

Quoted By: >>3208979

>>3208868
>I start making keys for Risk's prison thread

Bunny Rabbi

Bunny Rabbi ID:fIw3Sa1+ Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:51:03 No.3208966 Report

Quoted By: >>3208979

>>3208868
>get up, try again

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:52:47 No.3208979 Report

Quoted By: >>3209034 >>3209050 >>3209058

>>3208926
>62
>The rest of the rabbits hear you, and you get in your hole
>>3208930
>03
>You trip and break your leg, the wolves fucking eat you. GG
>>3208947
>74
>You fashion a key out of a carrot somehow, in the exact shape of a nearby barn's keyhole, but the wolves are closer to it than you are, and there's a fuckton of overgrown grass and weeds
>>3208966
>dubs
>You find Rabittoli's hole and get in, there's a menorah that appeared for no apparent reason too

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:53:57 No.3209034 Report

Quoted By: >>3209058 >>3209089

>>3208979
>Start creating a rabbit out of dirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:55:25 No.3209050 Report

Quoted By: >>3209089

>>3208979
>I roll around in some nearby shit to cover my scents from the wolf
>I hide in the weeds from the wolves and once it's safe, I open the barn door with my new key

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJiDlB0U Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:55:32 No.3209051 Report

Quoted By: >>3209089

>>3208868
thats bullshit my rabbit gun takes anything down and is totally legit.
*shoots ur dum wolf newayz*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TFWiS40i Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:55:52 No.3209055 Report

Quoted By: >>3209089

>>3208805
What if I'm not an ordinary rabbit, but the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hzlMm9j Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:56:00 No.3209057 Report

Quoted By: >>3209089

>>3208805
>Bodyslam wofl

Bunny Rabbi

Bunny Rabbi ID:fIw3Sa1+ Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:56:19 No.3209058 Report

Quoted By: >>3209067 >>3209089

>>3208979
help >>3209034
In making a dirt rabbit
"we gotta hurry m8 or the nazi wolves will get us

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:57:43 No.3209067 Report

Quoted By: >>3209073 >>3209087

>>3209058
'How do we even kill those wolves'

Bunny Rabbi

Bunny Rabbi ID:fIw3Sa1+ Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:58:30 No.3209073 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209067
"Bite them until they die"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hzlMm9j Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:00:10 No.3209087 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209067
>Bune can kil hueman. Bune can kil wofl

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:00:12 No.3209089 Report

Quoted By: >>3209108 >>3209111 >>3209219

>>3209034
>43
>All you do is kick up dirt and get it in kike rabbit's eyes
>>3209050
>05
>When you get about halfway there, you hear loud growling coming near you in all directions and coming in fast
>>3209051
>15
>A hunter comes out and shoots you with his shotgun and makes you into dinner. You're not gamey at all, if it makes you feel better
>>3209055
>dubs
>You are, in fact, the most jacked rabbit on the planet and a mean motherfucker too
>>3209058
>85
>You're more successful in making a dirt rabbit
>>3209057
>75
>You leap out at a wolf in front of the cornered anon and grapple her neck, your weight causing it to fall on the ground. But now you have to deal with 4 wolves surrounding you and one right in front of you

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:02:13 No.3209108 Report

Quoted By: >>3209198

>>3209089
>Make a Crusade helmet out of dirt and a sword out of some sticks.

>DEUS VULT INFIDELS

>Call my brothers to crusade agaisn't the wolfs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:02:36 No.3209111 Report

Quoted By: >>3209198

>>3209089
>I use the power of my ancestors and summon a giant guardian turtle to protect me with rabbit magic

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:07:11 No.3209150 Report

Quoted By: >>3209198

>>3208805
>RABBIT'd.com the wolf partner

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:12:25 No.3209198 Report

Quoted By: >>3209208 >>3209211 >>3209214 >>3209218 >>3209225

>>3209108
>80
>Your dirt somehow sticks together, so do the sticks. No rabbits around except the jew though
>>3209111
>Trips
>Suddenly, the wolves start screeching. They fall over and have a severe epileptic seizure from hallucinating about a gigantic eldritch abomination turtle
>>3209150
>5
>Some wolves in full SS uniforms see you and start autistically screeching in German while running after you

Bunny Rabbi

Bunny Rabbi ID:Y0gFLSvz Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:13:53 No.3209208 Report

Quoted By: >>3209255

>>3209198
>make a crusade helmet aswell
>keep a look out for nazi wolves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:14:09 No.3209211 Report

Quoted By: >>3209255

>>3209198
>Unlock the barn door and get to the top floor, then pull the ladder up so no wolves can come up with me

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:14:23 No.3209214 Report

Quoted By: >>3209255

>>3209198
"AYO DAS RASCISM WITH DA BLACK BUNNIES WE WUZ WOLVES N SHEEEEEEEEEIT"
>Run the fuck outta there
>Summon the brothas and RABBIT.com the wolves wives

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:14:54 No.3209218 Report

Quoted By: >>3209255

>>3209198
'TIME TO RETAKE THE HOLY LAND'

>Put the helmet and hold the sword, create a cross out of dirt and start fighting agaisn't the Heretic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJiDlB0U Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:15:00 No.3209219 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209089
*reincarnates as the hunters wife*
*squeeze husbands cock to death in his sleep*
*then shoot him *

rabbit blyatman

rabbit blyatman ID:9tfjknkI Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:15:13 No.3209225 Report

Quoted By: >>3209255

>>3209198
become blyatman and kill all the wolves

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:16:18 No.3209239 Report

Quoted By: >>3209255

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
GOTTAGOFAST
>RUN AWAY

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:17:23 No.3209255 Report

Quoted By: >>3209262 >>3209267 >>3209277 >>3209288 >>3209318

>>3209208
>80
>You make crusader armor too, but when you look out and see a bunch of nazi wolves chasing a nigger rabbit
>>3209214
>41
>Dem muhfuggen nahtzees iz on yo tail nigguh, you aint got no time to RABBIT dey wimminz
>>3209211
>dubs
>You unlock the barn and get up on a ceiling board
>>3209218
>81
>You find some rats who are heretics and kill them
>>3209225
>52
>You get knocked 3 feet away by a bunch of SS wolves chasing a nigguh rabbit
>>3209239
>93
>You run fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:18:37 No.3209262 Report

Quoted By: >>3209334

>>3209255
WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO NOW
>try to search for a big river

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:18:58 No.3209267 Report

Quoted By: >>3209334

>>3209255
>From there, I create my lab where I keep my rubbing alcohol.
>I start building a death ray that only kills wolves

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:20:36 No.3209277 Report

Quoted By: >>3209334

>>3209255
>Find the wolves and start turning them to the true religion.

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:22:07 No.3209288 Report

Quoted By: >>3209318 >>3209334

>>3209255
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT"
>Call muh brudda shlomo goldshekelsilverbergstein
"YO MAN THEY WOLF DEVILS BE KILLIN US MAN,PO PO BRUTALITY HELP I DINDU NUFFIN"
>Keep running while dem muhfuggas don't come

Bunny Rabbi

Bunny Rabbi ID:Y0gFLSvz Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:25:26 No.3209318 Report

Quoted By: >>3209325 >>3209334 >>3209369

>>3209288 >>3209255

>"ayyo m8 come chill in here boi"
>make weapons

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:26:22 No.3209325 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209318
"SHEEEEIT NIGGUH DEM NAHTZEES ON OUR TAIL WE GOTTA CALL DEM BRUTHAS NIGGUH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT I DINDU NUFFIN FUCKIN WOLF DEVILS"

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:27:14 No.3209334 Report

Quoted By: >>3209348 >>3209356 >>3209358 >>3209377

>>3209262
>26
>You go too fast and then trip and fall in a lake
>>3209267
>76
>You make a small laser able to singe hairs off of a wolf
>>3209277
>dubs
>You find some wolves and convert them to Christianity, but they still want to eat you. They give you a 3 minute head start to run
>>3209288
>dubs
>Shieeeet man yous callin dat nigguh awn da tel-uh-fone
>You also outrun the nazi wolves
>>3209318
>81
>you make enough stick swords for all of the rabbits in this thread
The difficulty has now increased drastically after this post, you better all get together

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:28:52 No.3209348 Report

Quoted By: >>3209354 >>3209402

>>3209334
OHSHITIHAVETOGRABSOMETHING
>grab onto a wooden plank or a big stick and try to swim on it like a boat

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:29:28 No.3209354 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209348
>forgot pic

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:29:33 No.3209356 Report

Quoted By: >>3209402

>>3209334
>Enlight them in eating carrots instead of bunnies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:29:42 No.3209358 Report

Quoted By: >>3209402 >>3209430

>>3209334
>I keep building the death ray in my lab

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:30:30 No.3209369 Report

Quoted By: >>3209377 >>3209402

>>3209318
"ALRIGHT NIGGUH WE GOTTA RABBIT DEM WYMMINS DATS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THEM GIVE UP U GOT ME BREH?"
>Move in stealth like metal nigger solid to find the wolves wymmin

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:31:00 No.3209377 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209369
>>3209334

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:33:21 No.3209402 Report

Quoted By: >>3209428 >>3209430 >>3209438 >>3209459

>>3209348
>84
>You swim across the lake and find a pack of 20 wolves at the other end
>>3209356
>65
>They start growling and licking their chops, you have 15 seconds to run since you wasted so much time telling them about carrots
>>3209358
>85
You spill some rubbing alcohol on the laser and knock it over, it explodes and kills a wolf walking into the barn
>>3209369
>96
>The women are all in SS uniforms too, they don't see you but are loudly talking about how much they hate rabbits

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:35:33 No.3209428 Report

Quoted By: >>3209474

>>3209402
>NON NOMIS DOMINE

>START KILLING THE WOLFS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:35:59 No.3209430 Report

Quoted By: >>3209474

>>3209402
WHATTHEFUCK
I NEED TO GET TO WHERE THE BARN IS
>try to swim down another river path and head to the barn where >>3209358 is

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:36:46 No.3209438 Report

Quoted By: >>3209474

>>3209402
"YO WHITEY HOE LEMME HOLLA ATCHA BABY GIRL"
>Rape them with my 15 inch BRC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:38:24 No.3209459 Report

Quoted By: >>3209474

>>3209402
>I work tirelessly on the death ray, not letting anything get in the way of my research and the completion of it

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:39:42 No.3209474 Report

Quoted By: >>3209490 >>3209499 >>3209504 >>3209526

>>3209428
>82
>you stab one wolf through the neck, killing it, and the other two immediately attack you, tearing through your dirt armor and drawing huge amounts of blood
>>3209430
>3
>You fucking drown and the wolves eat you
>>3209438
>83
>You get close, the wolf girls notice you, and then they bite your dick off before howling for others to come
>>3209459
>95
>You build a death ray that takes 3 days to kill a newborn wolf pup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:41:50 No.3209490 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209474
SHIT

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:42:55 No.3209499 Report

Quoted By: >>3209566

>>3209474
>Take the cross that i made and throw it to the wolf's eyes after that use my last energies and kill that wolf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:43:18 No.3209504 Report

Quoted By: >>3209566

>>3209474
>I beat the shit out of some metal with a hammer until that chunk of metal turns into a death ray that kills all wolves within a 100 mile radius

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:43:42 No.3209507 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw i only lasted 4 turns in

Nigger Niggerson

Nigger Niggerson ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:45:54 No.3209526 Report

Quoted By: >>3209566

>>3209474
"AYO THATS RAAAAAAICIS"
>Grow it again and make it 10 feet higher
>Rape and kill them

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:50:43 No.3209566 Report

Quoted By: >>3209578 >>3209580 >>3209584 >>3209585

>>3209499
>dubs
>you somehow kill both wolves, but are bleeding like shit now. Your blood stains the dirt and grass
>>3209504
>40
>You accidentally beat your meat instead
>>3209526
>62
>The gay rape squadron comes out of a bush and triple rapes you with 30 inch BWCs while the women laughed condescendingly at you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:52:22 No.3209578 Report

Quoted By: >>3209607

>>3209566
>try to sp00k the wolves as a rabbit ghost

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:52:25 No.3209580 Report

Quoted By: >>3209607

>>3209566
'DEUS VULT INFIDELS'

>Start cutting the wolves skin and try to bandage myself and start drinking the blood of the wolves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:52:58 No.3209584 Report

Quoted By: >>3209607

>>3209566
>After I'm done nutting all over the place, I continue building my deathray

Rabbitman

Rabbitman ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:53:26 No.3209585 Report

Quoted By: >>3209607

>>3209566
"BLYAT THATS NOT HOW ITS DONE"
>Drink vodka to ascend into rabbitman

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:56:16 No.3209607 Report

Quoted By: >>3209616 >>3209617 >>3209634 >>3209637

>>3209578
>87
>Some wolves get slightly spooked
>>3209580
>8
>You vomit up blood, the only reason you're alive is that you replaced it with wolf blood, your screaming attracts 10 wolves to your location, who are now debating weather to eat you or not since you killed 3 wolves on your own
>>3209585
>58
>The wolves all cum at the same time inside you and then throw you into a lake
>>3209584
>48
>You break your dick while fapping and fall from the roof, while your ray falls on your head and knocks you unconscious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:57:53 No.3209616 Report

Quoted By: >>3209649

>>3209607
>try to sp00p them even more

Rabbitman

Rabbitman ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 02:57:57 No.3209617 Report

Quoted By: >>3209649

>>3209607
(Thats another character you dumb amerimutt)
>Drink vodka to become Blyatrabbitman since OP is blind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:00:08 No.3209634 Report

Quoted By: >>3209649

>>3209607
>I open a portal to hell and command the demon spawn from within to kill all the wolves

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:00:28 No.3209637 Report

Quoted By: >>3209649

>>3209607
'NON NOMIS DOMINE!'

>START DOING A HOLE TO ONE OF THE WOLF'S CORPSES AND HIDE ON THEM WHILE THEY ARGUE

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:01:48 No.3209649 Report

Quoted By: >>3209669 >>3209671 >>3209675 >>3209676

>>3209616
>61
>Your spooks wear off and some ghost wolves eat you
>>3209617
>71
>You convert a vodka bottle into a respirator and survive at the bottom of the lake
>>3209634
>43
>Doomguy killed all the demons already
>>3209637
>73
>You dig a hole into the wolves, they don't see you. You absorb more wolf blood into your veins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:03:46 No.3209669 Report

Quoted By: >>3209692

>>3209649
>I open a portal to oblivion and command the demon spawn to kill all the wolves

Shrek

Shrek ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:03:50 No.3209671 Report

Quoted By: >>3209692

>>3209649
>Die
>Be reborn as shrek
>Wake up in my rabbit swamp
>Eat onions

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:04:19 No.3209675 Report

Quoted By: >>3209692

>>3209649
>Try to see if they are gone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:04:27 No.3209676 Report

Quoted By: >>3209692

>>3209649
shit
>poof into a ghost again and try to possess one of the wolves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OKXJfMv+ Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:07:03 No.3209690 Report

Quoted By: >>3209695

i fuck the wolf

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:07:45 No.3209692 Report

Quoted By: >>3209711 >>3209713 >>3209717 >>3209727

>>3209669
>96
>You summon a morbidly obese demon that smells like a garbage fire in a garbage fire, it kills a wolf
>>3209671
>17
>The wolves find you eating onions
>>3209675
>57
They aren't, they lunge at you all at the same time
>>3209676
>You're a ghost ghost now, you possess a ghost wolf and then possess a living wolf. It feels like shit doing anything because of the layers of ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pbzHLK49 Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:08:04 No.3209695 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209690
THIS!! THIS!!!!! but only if its a girl wolf

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:09:39 No.3209711 Report

Quoted By: >>3209737

>>3209692
>Try to pick a bit of skin from the dead wolf i am inside and try to make myself look like a little wolf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:398smP77 Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:10:09 No.3209713 Report

Quoted By: >>3209737

>>3209692
>I gather all the onions I can
>I eat them to gain testosterone and build lots of muscle mass until I'm bigger and stronger than all the wolves combined
>I go on a wolf killing rampage

Shrek

Shrek ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:10:43 No.3209717 Report

Quoted By: >>3209737

>>3209692
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAAAAAAAMP"
>Eat 9 gorillion onions at once
>Become so full of testosterone the wolves become my bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:11:33 No.3209727 Report

Quoted By: >>3209737

>>3209692
dammit
i need to get my old body back
>try to kill 1 other wolf with my new body and sacrifice their soul in exchange for going back to the land of the living
>this might take a few rolls

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:13:45 No.3209737 Report

Quoted By: >>3209757 >>3209764 >>3209769

>>3209711
>dubs
>They miss you, and scrape on your sword
>>3209713
>31
>69 wolves burst in the barn and eat you once you go look for onions, gg
>>3209717
>71
>You eat 6 onions, you feel the onion flow through you as the wolves swim through the swamp
>>3209727
>72
>You possess a wolf through one layer, yourself. It feels natural

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:16:41 No.3209757 Report

Quoted By: >>3209782

>>3209737
>Try to find some bones and start creating a bone sword, but not too heavy to carry. Also create another cross but this time made of sticks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:17:55 No.3209764 Report

Quoted By: >>3209782

>>3209737
wew
that was easy
>try to act natural and search for a wolf that is currently separated from the pack

Shrek

Shrek ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:18:42 No.3209769 Report

Quoted By: >>3209782

>>3209737
>KEEP EATING THE ONIONS TO BECOME LIKE SHREK
>Rape the wolves when my testosterone hits 9000

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling*

BORF ARF ARF *autistic howling* ID:RWGZdEpS Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:20:33 No.3209782 Report

Quoted By: >>3209787 >>3209799 >>3209800 >>3209962

>>3209757
>75
>you make a wolf bone sword and a cross from the sword sticks
>The wolves turn back around and charge you again
>>3209764
>46
>They look at you incredibly suspiciously
>>3209769
>96
>you clock in at a max 100 onions per second, your test climbs to 6 gorillion ml per liter of blood, the wolves fear you now, and you rape one with your 50 inch BSC

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli

Ravioli Ravioli Where's the Rabittoli ID:FVXHG2bU Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:21:44 No.3209787 Report

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>>3209782
'DEUS VULT INFIDELS'

>CHARGE AT THEM TOO AND START KILLING THEM IN THE NAME OF GOD

Shrek

Shrek ID:7b/U13qN Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:23:59 No.3209799 Report

Quoted By: >>3209820

>>3209782
>Eat the biggest onion possible
>Rape one wolf girl till she dies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeJRO7qE Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:24:10 No.3209800 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209782
o shit
>try to lighten up the mood and make a joke to the others to prevent suspicion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJiDlB0U Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:27:05 No.3209820 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209799
i didnt realize this was an option. can i get a doover?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yRTpvvtL Wed 06 Dec 2017 03:46:01 No.3209962 Report

Quoted By:

>>3209782
I make a vodka respirator and hang out with gopnik friend underneath the lake

Anonymous

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>>3208805
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