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Anonymous ID:Eg6me2+C Wed 10 May 2017 08:03:54 No.321002 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>321051 >>322092

Let's create a campfire story.

Everyone writes one sentence

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Anonymous ID:iairuuNi Wed 10 May 2017 08:06:13 No.321051 Report

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>>321002
James likes to eat dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TupFpx3o Wed 10 May 2017 08:06:20 No.321055 Report

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As the jeep approached I pondered was taking this assignment the right move?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nfdaGCuy Wed 10 May 2017 08:07:11 No.321065 Report

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Then i felt a bugle upon my shitting hole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KaUv3qvw Wed 10 May 2017 08:07:40 No.321073 Report

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A large black man with a sixteen inch donger emerged from the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 08:07:54 No.321078 Report

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James looked into the jeep to see if there were any dicks to be eaten

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7LoYurkd Wed 10 May 2017 08:09:05 No.321092 Report

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With no dick around to suck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TupFpx3o Wed 10 May 2017 08:09:40 No.321102 Report

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The Black man was Demarcus James worst nightmare James realized the jeep was a distraction.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:o4C7E/dD Wed 10 May 2017 08:12:02 No.321154 Report

Quoted By: >>321183

Suddenly, a loud "DOOT" was heard in the distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg6me2+C Wed 10 May 2017 08:13:25 No.321183 Report

Quoted By: >>321205

>>321154
is that a good omen?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:14:06 No.321195 Report

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James looked down and muttered "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TupFpx3o Wed 10 May 2017 08:14:33 No.321205 Report

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>>321183
No Demarcus swiftly replied it means SKELETONS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nfdaGCuy Wed 10 May 2017 08:15:26 No.321221 Report

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but then i wanted to end it all so i grabbed a shotgun and pointed it at my head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iairuuNi Wed 10 May 2017 08:18:52 No.321292 Report

Quoted By: >>321326

I then realized I could just shoot Nathalie and rape her dead body instead *BANG*...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:20:36 No.321326 Report

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>>321292
the then ate the body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg6me2+C Wed 10 May 2017 08:21:47 No.321346 Report

Quoted By: >>321372

but then god sent an angel to me, which spread the word of god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:23:50 No.321372 Report

Quoted By: >>321396

>>321346
unfortunatly for god James was an Scientologist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 08:25:18 No.321396 Report

Quoted By: >>321429

>>321372
So god said "Fuck you" and smote him with a lightning bolt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:27:24 No.321429 Report

Quoted By: >>321452

>>321396
he was reincarnated as a indian girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg6me2+C Wed 10 May 2017 08:28:50 No.321452 Report

Quoted By: >>321480

>>321429
he couldn't stop sticking his fingers in his mouth, licking them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:30:48 No.321480 Report

Quoted By: >>321540

>>321452
he had gender dysphoria

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4OGSFTx0 Wed 10 May 2017 08:33:30 No.321540 Report

Quoted By: >>321567

>>321480
He then began posting in anonymous image board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg6me2+C Wed 10 May 2017 08:34:24 No.321556 Report

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suddenly he actually understood that he's a young man sticking in the body of a young indian girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:34:57 No.321567 Report

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>>321540
and then he an hero'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:boq+bSYP Wed 10 May 2017 08:36:14 No.321597 Report

Quoted By: >>321632

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:38:29 No.321632 Report

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>>321597
read the thread Bruce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 08:38:40 No.321638 Report

Quoted By: >>321673

James woke up in agony realizing he had done too much shrooms the day before and had a lucid dream, all this was merely his imagination

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iairuuNi Wed 10 May 2017 08:40:28 No.321673 Report

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>>321638
James realized that he killed Nathalie in his dream and fucked her dead body, he is rock hard now and wants to do that in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:69gDkqvw Wed 10 May 2017 08:41:13 No.321685 Report

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he then went home and kidnapped his cute little asian neighbour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+cH8McN Wed 10 May 2017 08:41:51 No.321697 Report

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James then came to face the reality of his situation, his whole world was being slowly eaten away by left wing political ideals and there was only one thing left to do, kill all the shitskins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nfdaGCuy Wed 10 May 2017 08:42:58 No.321716 Report

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but then he woke up and it was 1945, hitler just won the war

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 08:44:52 No.321755 Report

Quoted By: >>321783

he woke up again and again and again and again, slowly loosing grip of reality which one is the real woke state

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+cH8McN Wed 10 May 2017 08:45:22 No.321769 Report

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Everything was good and the world was saved by Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kw33V+NY Wed 10 May 2017 08:46:05 No.321783 Report

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>>321755
"should I get rid of my boner"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FN5f8eqi Wed 10 May 2017 08:47:09 No.321806 Report

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he then starter having bestiality thoughts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:47:27 No.321812 Report

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hold on guys I'm compiling all this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 08:49:15 No.321841 Report

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While compiling his thoughts about bestiality and hitler saving the world, he steadily started stroking his rock hard dick from top to bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:49:32 No.321844 Report

Quoted By: >>321911

Isn't possible to self publish via Amazon?

capcha: root facial

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+cH8McN Wed 10 May 2017 08:49:55 No.321850 Report

Quoted By: >>321911

After James finish compiling his bestial fantasies he was overcome by the extreme urge to do a massive turd.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8R8rIgl0 Wed 10 May 2017 08:52:02 No.321902 Report

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Then the latent homosexuality he'd always felt left him forever, and he smiled a pure smile for the first time in his life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 08:52:45 No.321911 Report

Quoted By: >>321923

>>321844
>>321850

Sitting on the shitter James stroked his dick with his left hand while trying open the amazon app with his right, only to see that somebody wrote him a message

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 08:53:28 No.321923 Report

Quoted By: >>321941

>>321911
"ayy jamesy wanna suck my dick? ;)"
it was his stepbrother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+cH8McN Wed 10 May 2017 08:54:32 No.321941 Report

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>>321923
James really really wanted to suck his jewish stepbrother's dick but he had to finish pooing first.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kw33V+NY Wed 10 May 2017 08:55:51 No.321965 Report

Quoted By: >>321977 >>322021

but it went horribly wrong:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 08:56:46 No.321977 Report

Quoted By: >>322021

>>321965
his ass suddenly was firing supersonic diarrhea, he blasted through the roof and into the sky

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 08:58:32 No.322014 Report

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all posts after this one are not included in the first draft

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 08:58:53 No.322021 Report

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>>321965
>>321977
and he was sitting upside-down on the toilet and the shit was flying everywhere, it even flew through the window onto the police car parking afront of the house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+cH8McN Wed 10 May 2017 08:59:34 No.322032 Report

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Except for this one, this one is included.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iairuuNi Wed 10 May 2017 09:02:23 No.322072 Report

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James is finally done with his business...He proceeds to search his stepbrother, James is going on an adventure to find him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://4ibgKs Wed 10 May 2017 09:02:34 No.322075 Report

Quoted By: >>322085

Police said, 'Stop right there criminal scum.'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 09:03:10 No.322085 Report

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>>322075
james said "Fuck you, I have the power of god," he pulled out his miniature cross and pointed it at them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLbhZ4eX Wed 10 May 2017 09:03:28 No.322092 Report

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>>321002
and that's when the rape kill plan became the only possible option

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kw33V+NY Wed 10 May 2017 09:06:43 No.322132 Report

Quoted By: >>322154

he wanted to grab his knife and get his first victim, but the cum on his cock was sticky, and it hurt on underwear while moving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 09:08:03 No.322154 Report

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>>322132
he got bored and decided to search for his stepbrother who was in france last time he checked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://4ibgKs Wed 10 May 2017 09:08:59 No.322163 Report

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But the Banana stopped him, the banana shoved in between his butt crack.

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Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 09:11:09 No.322196 Report

Quoted By: >>322216

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 09:11:33 No.322199 Report

Quoted By: >>322216

"Why do you need your french stepbrother James when you got me stuck up your ass?!" the banana cried out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LmtpvcMR Wed 10 May 2017 09:12:05 No.322207 Report

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he remembered, it was spring 1967 when all that became reality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 09:12:53 No.322216 Report

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>>322196
hot
>>322199
James said "fuck you" and hate the peel, then he hitched a plane to Paris to find his gay jewish french stepbrother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njhhW+4m Wed 10 May 2017 09:22:17 No.322338 Report

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Once he was a tender soul, though the overwhelming cock sucking of his youth has twisted his mind into what is now a decadent temple of faggotry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 09:22:22 No.322339 Report

Quoted By: >>322358 >>322366

he finally got to fuck his circumsized french gaybro and lived a happy life until he opened a thread on /bant/ called "Let's create a campfire story"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:otUDRQu5 Wed 10 May 2017 09:23:20 No.322353 Report

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If i take your mask off will it hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 09:23:33 No.322358 Report

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>>322339
but b4 that he obviously moved to germany

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B+cH8McN Wed 10 May 2017 09:24:35 No.322366 Report

Quoted By: >>322456

>>322339
His gay french Jewish stepbrother, interrupted him demanding a divorce but gay divorce was not yet legalized in France.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://4ibgKs Wed 10 May 2017 09:32:08 No.322456 Report

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>>322366
So he touched his butt and left a fart.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yMVQKPCE Wed 10 May 2017 09:32:49 No.322464 Report

Quoted By: >>322520 >>322532

The End.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8jjce/t Wed 10 May 2017 09:34:14 No.322520 Report

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>>322464
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhOQi97J Wed 10 May 2017 09:34:16 No.322530 Report

Quoted By: >>322538

After Credits: His gay jewish french stepbrother left James and moved to the US to work as a professional compiler

...the end?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:otUDRQu5 Wed 10 May 2017 09:34:18 No.322532 Report

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>>322464
Has just begun, Said bin laden

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+GwIyHpz Wed 10 May 2017 09:34:55 No.322538 Report

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>>322530
>impying

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