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Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 09:03:13 No.322087 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>322096 >>322107 >>322156 >>322161 >>322333 >>324031 >>324123 >>324610

Never saw anyone who doesnt like Switzerland so
ITT: Roast us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1pQdJWMZ Wed 10 May 2017 09:03:41 No.322096 Report

Quoted By: >>322197

>>322087
Overpriced

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LvZ7tQ20 Wed 10 May 2017 09:04:30 No.322107 Report

Quoted By: >>322197

>>322087
fucking snooty shits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iAlEJDiQ Wed 10 May 2017 09:05:35 No.322119 Report

Quoted By: >>322197 >>322235

put sprinkles on your fucking bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VwOSFnoY Wed 10 May 2017 09:06:10 No.322125 Report

Quoted By: >>322197

Smug sillies. Good on you for keeping the nazi gold though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3DduAC99 Wed 10 May 2017 09:08:13 No.322156 Report

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>>322087
bump

Useful derogatory words for this thread:
Chocolate-chomping Matterhorn Monkey
Neutral Ninny
Alps Apes
Watchmaking probable goat humper
Cocoa-chugging chalet slut
Toblerone butt
Swatch-wearing eurodork
Big-butted banking bitch/bastard
Ski lodge lizard
Landlocked lederhosened loser
Snowback
Kraut wanna-be
Cheese perforator
Tiny white plastic toothpick-using spaz
Swiss Fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XqzauEOD Wed 10 May 2017 09:08:32 No.322161 Report

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>>322087
I don't roast medkits, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 09:11:23 No.322197 Report

Quoted By: >>322277 >>322282

>>322096
If you live and earn in switzerland, youll earn enough to get along its economical standarts.

>>322107
We call these fuckers Büenzlis, fucking twisted ass psychopaths who need to do EVERYTHING perfect.

>>322107
>>322119
>>322125
Fun fact; The Nazi gold does not cover our national debts at all, we just claim it does

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Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 09:14:26 No.322235 Report

Quoted By: >>322252 >>322372 >>322447

>>322119
Never saw anyone do that in my entire life.

Who is the country that has a certain national dessert with bread and sprinkles again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iAlEJDiQ Wed 10 May 2017 09:15:19 No.322252 Report

Quoted By: >>322282

>>322235
oh i might be mixing you all with norway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o4YRIjtY Wed 10 May 2017 09:15:51 No.322255 Report

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Dont y'all have the largest migrant population per percentage in Europe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1pQdJWMZ Wed 10 May 2017 09:17:10 No.322277 Report

Quoted By: >>322306

>>322197
Swiss watches are overpriced and overhyped.
Swiss army knives are memes.

Anything Swiss-made is sold-out to the Chinese.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VwOSFnoY Wed 10 May 2017 09:17:36 No.322282 Report

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>>322252
Hagelslag is Dutch

>>322197
>we just claim it does

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VwOSFnoY Wed 10 May 2017 09:19:30 No.322306 Report

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>>322277
>Swiss army knives are memes.

Victorinox has a lifetime warranty, you know. Whatever happens to it, you can send it in for free repairs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fr2uGzx4 Wed 10 May 2017 09:21:53 No.322333 Report

Quoted By: >>322405

>>322087
You motherfuckers are preventing article five from being invoked. Your shitty overpriced watchfetishist square flagged kike country with sixteen gorrilion presidents is the only thing stopping us from having fun in war due to your faggot Geneva convention. Choke on these Chocolate eggs you alpine ape.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hFzwDFp3 Wed 10 May 2017 09:24:55 No.322372 Report

Quoted By: >>323935

>>322235
>desert
We, in the Netherlands, eat bread with chocolate sprinkles for breakfast. Some, like myself, eat bread with peanutbutter and chocolate sprinkles it's fucking good desu

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Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 09:28:05 No.322405 Report

Quoted By: >>322482

>>322333
Trips have spoken

>sixteen gorrilion presidents
It's one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DqqMuC8K Wed 10 May 2017 09:31:36 No.322447 Report

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>>322235
Fairy bread?
If so, that's us.

Also what's the going rate for real estate in Switzerland?

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Anonymous ID:fr2uGzx4 Wed 10 May 2017 09:34:09 No.322482 Report

Quoted By: >>323874

>>322405
You mean seven?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 10:41:41 No.323874 Report

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>>322482
Thats the national council, there in fact is a president (who is part of that council)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EfCQdPT3 Wed 10 May 2017 10:43:56 No.323902 Report

Quoted By: >>324115 >>324335

How bout you YouTube 'chatzefratz' or 'guireh'

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Anonymous ID:wK7sStda Wed 10 May 2017 10:45:59 No.323935 Report

Quoted By: >>323963

>>322372
The rest of the world has no taste when it comes to breakfasts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EYf+Y/0+ Wed 10 May 2017 10:49:03 No.323963 Report

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>>323935
Looks like rectangular donuts.
I see nothing wrong with that at all!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sN1wENT0 Wed 10 May 2017 10:52:27 No.323999 Report

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Who the fuck cares about yall damn mountain jews? The swiss have not managed to into relevance in like six centuries, they just store everyone's shekels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IlB2MHi4 Wed 10 May 2017 10:54:59 No.324031 Report

Quoted By: >>324115

>>322087
Stop advertising our country faggot. everything is horrible we're not relevant etc etc so STAY IN YOUR COUNTRY WE'RE FULL!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 11:00:53 No.324115 Report

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>>324031
I'm not advertizing it, i'm trying to find reasons they should stay out.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention:
If you're not from switzerland, stay in your own shitty country, or go to france.

Huere kack-Jugos

>>323902
He's an immigrant who is completely fucked in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7KsS6z9o Wed 10 May 2017 11:01:32 No.324123 Report

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>>322087
I can't actually think of one insult for y'all...

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Anonymous ID:Xsm1VVRI Wed 10 May 2017 11:04:15 No.324152 Report

Quoted By: >>324218

Needs more diversity. We can send you like 200k gypsies. For free. Deal?

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Anonymous ID:p87qBD2A Wed 10 May 2017 11:08:37 No.324198 Report

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Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 11:09:51 No.324218 Report

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>>324152

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Anonymous ID:p87qBD2A Wed 10 May 2017 11:17:37 No.324335 Report

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>>323902
not mentioning melon pan. he really speaks for himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhKSc3XGvO0

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Anonymous ID:NU/r3T5t Wed 10 May 2017 11:38:11 No.324610 Report

Quoted By: >>325179

>>322087
>be Swiss
>proud to live in such an utopian paradise
>finish college
>police knocks on door
>''yuo must go to army now young fellow or do slave labor for the state''
>go to army
>get bored out of your mind for one year
>do retarded physical exercises
>maybe shoot weapons without ear protection and get tinnitus
>come back
>all of your female classmates are already in the job market with one year of experience on you
>literally waste one year of your life because you're born male

>mfw you literally get C U C K E D by your state
>mfw women can also retire earlier than you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSlgD6Sx Wed 10 May 2017 12:13:01 No.325179 Report

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>>324610
Touché

Luckily it's only 5 months, and switzerland doesnt have college:
We have paid apprenticeships as part of our educational system, after you finish the obligatory school with 15/16, you either go to a gymnasium or do an apprenticeship and then finish with 19/20, thus everybody has job experience.

This is a country where we have multiple hour long discussions about laws that regulate the seasoning of meat, you think we don't have regulations for wearing hearing protections in military?

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Anonymous ID:PhgIM5FC Wed 10 May 2017 12:18:05 No.325247 Report

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>mountain jews

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