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Anonymous ID:2vuR34QL Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:47:57 No.3231985 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3232010 >>3232077 >>3232127 >>3232149 >>3232199 >>3232354 >>3233428 >>3234760 >>3235556 >>3235573

What is least painful way to commit suicide? Im asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/bHy4mw7 Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:49:52 No.3232008 Report

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>asking for a friend
Sure Igor sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBbY/JSa Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:50:17 No.3232010 Report

Quoted By: >>3232023

>>3231985
Jumping from a tall building or putting your head on some train rails.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ihJiHNuO Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:50:42 No.3232015 Report

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shotgun to the mouth, quickest and most painless suicide out there, plus you get the addition of an epic blood splatter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qi0Tno9S Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:51:10 No.3232023 Report

Quoted By: >>3232037 >>3234277

>>3232010
The first one isn't an option
There are some cases of surival.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AkQKbDgS Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:51:24 No.3232028 Report

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Suicide by old age during a comfy sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBbY/JSa Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:51:59 No.3232037 Report

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>>3232023
Depends on how tall the building is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBbY/JSa Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:54:01 No.3232064 Report

Quoted By: >>3232142

But why go for a boring suicide? It's the last seconds of your life, might as well have a party with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eQUWF5qm Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:55:01 No.3232077 Report

Quoted By: >>3232141

>>3231985
hanging by partial suspension

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B3rMCJ8a Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:56:02 No.3232100 Report

Quoted By: >>3232141 >>3232143 >>3233637

Freezing to death, after the shivers you feel sleepy and drift off, you will feel warm and fuzzy too.
Then, your organs shut down and you die in a comfy warm sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ROJKzv0 Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:58:46 No.3232127 Report

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>>3231985
Stand outside durning a thunderstorm with a big metal rod

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FQYmOA0c Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:59:24 No.3232136 Report

Quoted By: >>3232143

Go to /pol/ and tell them you're a black Jewish lesbian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2vuR34QL Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:59:50 No.3232141 Report

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>>3232100
>>3232077
these seems fine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ihJiHNuO Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:59:57 No.3232142 Report

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>>3232064
alright then, overdosing on helium, it's still painless as the body won't realise that it isn't breathing air

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjEToQYN Thu 07 Dec 2017 21:59:58 No.3232143 Report

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>>3232100
prior to the hypothermic death, you still have to deal with the son of a bitch cold
>>3232136
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBbY/JSa Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:00:22 No.3232149 Report

Quoted By: >>3232166

>>3231985
Try to beat the world record for jerking off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjEToQYN Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:01:53 No.3232166 Report

Quoted By: >>3232180

>>3232149
>going out with a heart attack
>painless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBbY/JSa Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:02:55 No.3232180 Report

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>>3232166
The glory makes it worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pVaRPHTg Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:04:33 No.3232199 Report

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>>3231985
I always thought the best way to commit suicide would be to take a slow acting poison and spend the rest of the day doing whatever you wanted to do, before passing in your sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9NVpA/m Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:05:36 No.3232214 Report

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Hell is far more painful than life. I say go for it dumb ass!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Et9H6IIb Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:07:45 No.3232231 Report

Quoted By: >>3232261

jump into a volcano
it will be cool and also quick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tTduP3UH Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:10:11 No.3232261 Report

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>>3232231
actually that's not true. you will melt but you will be 1/10000000 alive for a split second. or at least that's what i've heard probably bullshit though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IBPefNU+ Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:17:14 No.3232354 Report

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>>3231985
alcohol enema, homemade chloride gas

wreckless

wreckless ID:y9NVpA/m Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:21:01 No.3232415 Report

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Hell's no better. But hey, go for it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ti+p3cQm Thu 07 Dec 2017 22:21:56 No.3232426 Report

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JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING YOU SUB-SUICIDE SCUM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TZBFnmtF Thu 07 Dec 2017 23:09:44 No.3233124 Report

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>>3232354
fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1jEAbkpK Thu 07 Dec 2017 23:40:29 No.3233428 Report

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>>3231985

<This (it might take a few attempts before you get it right):

http://www.suicidestop.com/call_a_hotline.html

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vTtryqel Thu 07 Dec 2017 23:51:44 No.3233511 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kit96OIC Fri 08 Dec 2017 00:04:09 No.3233637 Report

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>>3232100
This. Basically go someplace where it's very cold and no people around with enough alcohol to get very drunk. The booze will help you feel warm and take your mind off things. Drink until you pass out, make sure you're not someplace where you'll be found right away and that you're dressed lightly enough to definitely die from exposure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qA5+j306 Fri 08 Dec 2017 00:06:35 No.3233653 Report

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>>3233511
>warning
SUICIDE CAN WILL KILL YOU GUYS
Fuck people attempting suicide as a cry for help.

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Anonymous ID:pNe4GS68 Fri 08 Dec 2017 01:20:11 No.3234277 Report

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>>3232023
>ukraine has no buildings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ICU6pcjx Fri 08 Dec 2017 01:58:29 No.3234760 Report

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>>3231985
Tell your friend going to the middle east draped in an american flag. One plane crash or your money back.

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Anonymous ID:ICU6pcjx Fri 08 Dec 2017 03:10:45 No.3235538 Report

Quoted By: >>3235565

So apparently I have the legendary thread killer power that only 1 in 1000000 /bant/ers are born with. AMA I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ROhtHCOS Fri 08 Dec 2017 03:13:02 No.3235556 Report

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>>3231985
Google "exit bag".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Et9H6IIb Fri 08 Dec 2017 03:14:03 No.3235565 Report

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>>3235538
Whats your secret ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:elqigl7z Fri 08 Dec 2017 03:14:51 No.3235573 Report

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>>3231985
Shoot yourself.
I bet you will feel nothing just black screen forever.

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