(4chan the musical. its about time we make a new musical. please add on. )

chaps and fellows alike come sit down for a tale like no other. The tale of a battle fought long and hard, that only you the audience knows

it all started in the town of mootville. a quite town only illuminated by the annual fest of a new meme. where all come together, well all but the "thing" that lives far away but we will get to that later . as everyone sets up some so ragged sicken people come from around the corner

> (* four people arrive on stage in a crowd of many)
> ohhhhhhh wanna buy a shit post
> for only piety and a pence
> wanna buy a shit post
> almost for nothing but a coin
> iv got and autist to feed and theres nothing left for me
> wanna buy a shit pooost
> for a penny and your piety
> wanna buy a shit post, made from the fines est shit in the world
> (one of them goes up to a gentleman) please good sir please buy a shit post
> ( the gent slaps him and he goes back with his singing)
> (now in a softer voice) wanna buy a shit post
only for a pence, please buy my shit post. tis a pity am i
they go off stage into an alleyway
(now its your turn, to tell what happens at the fest)