HOW DO I MAKE MY CUTIE BOOTIE STOP SWEATING???

I'VE TRIED BABY POWDER, DIDN'T WORK

FOR A WHILE I'VE JUST BEEN PUTTING A WASHCLOTH IN MY PANTS SO IT DOESN'T BLEED THROUGH BUT EVENTUALLY THE WASHCLOTH GETS SOAKED AND THE STENCH SURROUNDS ME

I'VE READ SWAMP ASS IS CAUSED MY FRICTION AND THE BIGGER YOUR BUTT IS, THE WORSE CASE OF SWAMP ASS YOU'LL HAVE AND I HAVE A VERY BIG BUTT FOR A GUY HOW DO I FIX THIS? ARE THERE BUTT REDUCTION PROGRAMS?