my health is too poor and career criminals always try to start shit at nightclubs
and the drinks are expensive and fatbitches are the ones who basically pity fuck me and do all the approaching
the floors are sticky and also maoris try to sell me drugs
recently i nearly got the fucking beaten out me by 5 guys in a pub because i went solo
saturday nights are such a fucking meme i'd rather talk to my horrible faggot friends on battlenet where nothing can go wrong