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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:39:21 No.3247652 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3247656 >>3247660 >>3247661 >>3247662 >>3247663 >>3247664 >>3247665 >>3247666 >>3247670 >>3247739 >>3247791

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND CRAWL IN YOUR BACK AND PUT YOUR LEFT LEFT BEHIND YOUR RIGHT EAR. NOW BOUNCE ON YOUR ASS CHHEKS IN MY DIRECTION WHILE RECITING THE ALPHABET IN BACKWARDS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:41:00 No.3247653 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:41:19 No.3247654 Report

Quoted By: >>3247657

No. Fuck you pig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:42:40 No.3247655 Report

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kek'd

DJT:4-10-201???

DJT:4-10-201??? Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:43:05 No.3247656 Report

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>>3247652

>be white
>be jew
>be respectful

cops are chill you fucking scumbags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:44:49 No.3247657 Report

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>>3247654
>*BOOM BOOM BOOM* NOT SO FAST TOUGH GUY
*gets acquitted*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:46:03 No.3247658 Report

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>>3247657
>muh murder
>They totally murdered me now just like they murder tons of dindus (*)

(*) because I didn't follow orders and acted as if I was a dindu criminal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:46:55 No.3247659 Report

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his personal info

https://pastebin.com/pUpP58KN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:48:11 No.3247660 Report

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>>3247652
"T...S...R...Q....O-"
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:48:14 No.3247661 Report

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>>3247652
My sides...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:49:37 No.3247662 Report

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>>3247652
The important thing is that you don't put your hands down. And they did say that about 100 times.
He did. He's dead as shit. He did it more than once too. That's what happens when you have a tactical team trained on you. No matter what they say, your hands don't go down. At all. Ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:50:35 No.3247663 Report

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>>3247652
hi leftypol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:51:08 No.3247664 Report

Quoted By: >>3247669

>>3247652
ALL CRIMINALS DESERVE TO DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:51:12 No.3247665 Report

Quoted By: >>3247668

>>3247652
>SIMON SAYS DO SEVEN BACKFLIPS
>SIMON SAYS DO THE HOKEYPOKEY
>SIMON SAYS SPIN AROUND ON YOUR HEAD WHILE RECITING YOUR ABCS AND PLAYING THIS BANJO
>BLAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:51:40 No.3247666 Report

Quoted By: >>3247673

>>3247652
>crawl in your back
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:52:13 No.3247667 Report

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BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:53:41 No.3247668 Report

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>>3247665
Im fucking dying on this thread..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:54:50 No.3247669 Report

Quoted By: >>3247675 >>3247676

>>3247664
Our cops might be pussies but at least that means we don't get executed for not doing a backwards crabwalk for their entertainment whenever they demand it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:55:28 No.3247670 Report

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>>3247652

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:55:43 No.3247671 Report

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>>3247663

dunno why, but that dude looks really friendly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:56:07 No.3247672 Report

Quoted By: >>3247674

>reach back one more time and we'll shoot you
>reaches back one more time
>gets shot

That's all there is to it. Notice he was fine and they let him crawl with his hands on the ground but as soon as he reached back again, he got deleted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:56:36 No.3247673 Report

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>>3247666
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Phew, that was a close one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:57:07 No.3247674 Report

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>>3247672

Pulling up pants is sort of like a reflex out of embarrassment. I can see myself doing it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:58:12 No.3247675 Report

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>>3247669
I got beaten up by the police once so they're not really much better

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:58:25 No.3247676 Report

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>>3247669
IF YOU BREAK A LAW YOU DESERVE TO BE EXECUTED CRIMINAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 00:59:25 No.3247677 Report

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>>3247674

Then you're retarded and deserve to die. When cops have guns pointed at you and are giving you instructions, if your first thought is "damn my pants are falling down" you don't deserve to breed. Good riddance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 01:00:18 No.3247678 Report

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Guess I'm throwing that ass back ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 01:00:44 No.3247679 Report

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>>3247673
Sometimes you take LARPing a bit too far, lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XWhYByC6 Sat 09 Dec 2017 01:06:59 No.3247739 Report

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>>3247652
okay i did the left left now what do with right right?

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3

DickDick !!/+gUzc9SaH3 ID:b/e3k5ht Sat 09 Dec 2017 01:10:02 No.3247791 Report

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>>3247652
I believe he asked the man to put his left leg over his right and crawl forward, keeping his hands out of his pockets.

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