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Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:30:42 No.3255738 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3255743 >>3255750 >>3256076 >>3256089 >>3257187 >>3257203

>walking down the street
>see pic related
> he says “nice knees, i like'em”
wat do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Byaiwg/r Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:31:26 No.3255743 Report

Quoted By:

>>3255738
>implying I would be exposing my knees like a slut

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:32:00 No.3255750 Report

Quoted By: >>3255797

>>3255738
say thanks and keep walking lol
lmao @ your life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:35:27 No.3255797 Report

Quoted By: >>3255931 >>3255942

>>3255750
alright
>you keep walking
>you feel something touching your knees
>its this guys dick
wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DwAOioQ4 Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:53:37 No.3255931 Report

Quoted By:

>>3255797
Look down on the little manlet and push him away if he wears pants, kick his dick if not

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:55:02 No.3255942 Report

Quoted By: >>3255984

>>3255797
do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6CvFOs1 Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:56:45 No.3255959 Report

Quoted By: >>3255992

I had a teacher in year 8 say I had beautiful knees and he touched them a lot for like a few months.

He went to jail now, a lot of staff at my highschool did for pedo stuff.

Catholics, yeesh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 14:59:27 No.3255984 Report

Quoted By: >>3256001

>>3255942
alright i'll go with this one
>you kick him in the nuts
>he flinches and looks down for a second
>as he slowly looks up you notice something
>hes harder
>he looks at you with a face of inmense pleasure
>you feel his dick slowly getting larger and larger and wrapping your leg like a snake
wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:00:05 No.3255992 Report

Quoted By: >>3256056

>>3255959
lol anon
were you both male?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:01:01 No.3256001 Report

Quoted By: >>3256042

>>3255984
>*wrapping around your leg

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:06:06 No.3256042 Report

Quoted By: >>3256059

>>3256001
hit him again
no man can survive from 2 hits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6CvFOs1 Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:08:09 No.3256056 Report

Quoted By: >>3256066

>>3255992
Yea lad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:08:25 No.3256059 Report

Quoted By: >>3256074

>>3256042
alright
>you hit him again
>or atleast you try
>but you fail, as he grabs your leg with his penis and starts licking your knee
wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:09:14 No.3256066 Report

Quoted By: >>3256111

>>3256056
damn thats fucking creepy

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:10:36 No.3256074 Report

Quoted By: >>3256129

>>3256059
wat?
how can he do that
after the first hit he should be incapable to move

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w5HrO6oc Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:10:59 No.3256076 Report

Quoted By:

>>3255738
>"Why does your face look like a bell pepper?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Md3gxTl Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:12:09 No.3256089 Report

Quoted By:

>>3255738
wtf, he looks like a retarded meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6CvFOs1 Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:14:29 No.3256111 Report

Quoted By: >>3256122 >>3256131

>>3256066
I wish Spain-kun would notice my knees instayed heehee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:15:13 No.3256122 Report

Quoted By: >>3256131 >>3256145

>>3256111
maybe if you send pics lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:15:51 No.3256129 Report

Quoted By: >>3256313

>>3256074
i told you anon, he enjoyed it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Byaiwg/r Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:16:13 No.3256131 Report

Quoted By: >>3256144

>>3256111
>>3256122
wrong spain, not enough rage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:17:36 No.3256144 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256131
alright then
were you expecting me to act angry?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:z6CvFOs1 Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:17:39 No.3256145 Report

Quoted By: >>3256287

>>3256122
Like this uWu

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:19:20 No.3256287 Report

Quoted By: >>3256310

>>3256145
hmm
not enough hair
7/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6CvFOs1 Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:22:44 No.3256310 Report

Quoted By: >>3256317

>>3256287
How dare you body shame my knee hair

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:23:20 No.3256313 Report

Quoted By: >>3256334

>>3256129
then i can't do anything but run

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:23:52 No.3256317 Report

Quoted By: >>3256351

>>3256310
you have potential, son
but with that cocky attitude of yours you wont get anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:27:10 No.3256334 Report

Quoted By: >>3256367

>>3256313
alright
>you try to run away
>his dick grabbed your leg hard tho
>you remember you have some disinfctant in your pocket
>“maybe that will ease my leg out of his grasp” you think
>you pour the whole thing in your leg
roll for a 49 or higher to get your leg out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6CvFOs1 Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:29:23 No.3256351 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256317
T-thank you

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:31:15 No.3256367 Report

Quoted By: >>3256402

>>3256334
i can do that
dubs and i hit his dick again too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:37:17 No.3256402 Report

Quoted By: >>3256430 >>3256451

>>3256367
nice
>you liberate your leg from his dick
>you run as much as you can
>but he follows you
>you know because you hear him panting behind you
>he screams “COME HERE SWEETHEART AND GIMME THOSE KNEES”
>you finally find somewhere to hide while running from that beast
>a mcdonalds
>“he is so fit he wont even consider the option of entering a mcdonalds” you think
>youre wrong
>hes hungry for knees
roll 49 or higher to get home or roll 48 or lower to get tired while he chases you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:66buDh7X Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:40:29 No.3256430 Report

Quoted By: >>3256449

>>3256402
I really should try to improve my stamina

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:43:54 No.3256449 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256430
yeah you should
>he catches you
>you ultimately surrender to his knee-licking ways
>its not so bad, its just weird
btw ill write a different one for romania if he gets 49 or higher

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:44:08 No.3256451 Report

Quoted By: >>3256457 >>3256548

>>3256402
wewlad this is getting interesting
IMA GOING HOME >>3256450

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:44:25 No.3256457 Report

Quoted By: >>3256485

>>3256451
DAMN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:48:57 No.3256485 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256457
you got 51 my friend, that is higher than 49
im on it hold on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:55:20 No.3256548 Report

Quoted By: >>3256573 >>3256576

>>3256451
alright
>you see your home in the distance
>you start to run like the fucking devil
>finally get there
>while you quickly open the door you realise something
>you cant hear him anymore
>you look around but you cant find him
>you open the door home and get inside
>open a beer and relax on the sofa
>you lie on the sofa, with your head looking at the ceiling but with you eyes closed
>you notice something
>your face
>its wet
>you suddenly open your eyes to find out that weirdo somehow got inside
wat do?
for whatever action you say you'll have to roll 49 or higher or you'll just do nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:59:02 No.3256573 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256548
forgot to tell
>your face is wet because he's drooling above you like the creep he is

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 15:59:29 No.3256576 Report

Quoted By: >>3256621

>>3256548
>start struggling
>manage to go upstairs
>lock in my room
>block the door with heavy objects
>call the police

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:05:01 No.3256621 Report

Quoted By: >>3256627 >>3256634

>>3256576
alright
>you manage to lock yourself in your room
>he knocks at the door
>he yells at the other side “GIMME YOUR KNEES SWEETIE”
>youre panicking
>you realize something
>your room has a window
>he is strong tho, its just a matter of time that he gets in
wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:05:37 No.3256627 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256621
>*yells from the other side

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:06:14 No.3256634 Report

Quoted By: >>3256650

>>3256621
protect the door until police come

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:09:31 No.3256650 Report

Quoted By: >>3256654 >>3256658

>>3256634
oh you got lower than 49
>he manages to get in, breaking the door with one punch
>the room is not too small so you can still move, you arent cornered yet
>police will take 10min more, you cant wait

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:09:56 No.3256654 Report

Quoted By: >>3256675

>>3256650
forgot to say
wat do?

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:10:17 No.3256658 Report

Quoted By: >>3256678

>>3256650
you didn't said anything about digits AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:12:44 No.3256675 Report

Quoted By: >>3256692

>>3256654
make my way through door and go downstairs then outside house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:13:47 No.3256678 Report

Quoted By: >>3256687

>>3256658
i thought you got me
when i said the digits thing i meant it for all posts

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:15:04 No.3256687 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256678
got it now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:16:17 No.3256692 Report

Quoted By: >>3256698

>>3256675
alright
>both of you are in the room now
>he charges at you
>you dodge it
>you manage to escape the room and leave the house
>you cant see him anymore again tho
wat do?
dogits dont apply on this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:16:55 No.3256698 Report

Quoted By: >>3256712

>>3256692
lol dogits
meant to say digits

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:17:58 No.3256712 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256698
waiting patiently on the road
the police should come by now
this might be the end

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:22:54 No.3256761 Report

Quoted By: >>3256798

alright
>you lie on the sidewalk waiting for the police
>you realise something
>the city
>theres no traffic
>and no people walking on the sidewalk
>you hadnt noticed that because you were running from that weirdo
>its also awfully quiet
>so quiet you can hear you own breathing
>its been 20min since you called the police
>they havent come yet
>you start to wonder if something is wrong today
wat do?
digits dont apply on this post

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:28:08 No.3256798 Report

Quoted By: >>3256847

>>3256761
THIS IS REAL LIFE STOP MAKING IT LIKE TIHS AAAAA
well... go back in home i guess
to the kitchen and grab a knife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:34:12 No.3256847 Report

Quoted By: >>3256903 >>3257017

>>3256798
alright
>you get tired of waiting
>you go inside the house
>he seems to have dissapeared
>you grab a knife from the kitchen
>the sharpest and pointiest one you found
>also its quite large
>you stay home for a while to see if that guy comes back
>its been a while and he hasnt appeared yet
>knife is still in hand
what do?
digits dont apply on this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:66buDh7X Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:38:45 No.3256903 Report

Quoted By: >>3256918

>>3256847
Realize that the big man is having his way with you tight now and this is all just a fantasy you imagined to get away from the humiliation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:40:20 No.3256918 Report

Quoted By:

>>3256903
lol a 03
sorry pal, this is happening

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:49:23 No.3257017 Report

Quoted By: >>3257050

>>3256847
>check home and lock/block every window/door
>wait

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:53:29 No.3257050 Report

Quoted By: >>3257060

>>3257017
alright im gonna let you roll for this:
1 to 33 :bad ending
34 to 66:good ending
66 to 99 :weird ending

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 16:54:14 No.3257060 Report

Quoted By: >>3257155

>>3257050
roll for good
noww tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:05:35 No.3257155 Report

Quoted By: >>3257181

>>3257060
nice
alright
>you stay home and lock all doors and windows
>nothing happens till you decide to take a shower
>you are in the shower when you hear a soft whispering
>“gimme those knees sweetheart”
>you freak out and get out the shower
>you run to the kitchen because the knife is there
>you pick up the knife
>you see that weirdo approaching slowly
>you try stabbing it
>you stab him in the neck
>it feels weird
>its almost as if he's made of clay
>he dies
>suddenly hear a loud bang
>everything turns white for a moment
>that creature you stabbed was sent by god himself to test you
>you are standing next to god with a knife in your hand and he just messed up your day
what do?
digits DO apply

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:07:28 No.3257181 Report

Quoted By: >>3257183 >>3257223

>>3257155
attempt to kill god with my knife just to BTFO chriscucks

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Anonymous ID:5Ali3I1A Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:08:24 No.3257183 Report

Quoted By: >>3257211

>>3257181
HELLO ROMANIA!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:k4yeZvua Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:08:43 No.3257187 Report

Quoted By: >>3257236

>>3255738
Submit myself and get facefucked <3

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Anonymous ID:qrXwV777 Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:09:55 No.3257203 Report

Quoted By:

>>3255738
flash him my CCW

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:10:44 No.3257211 Report

Quoted By: >>3257247

>>3257183
hello

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:12:24 No.3257223 Report

Quoted By: >>3257252

>>3257181
alright
>fucking stab god in the heart
>his last words are “YOU THAT MURDERED GOD SHALL BECOME THE DEVIL”
>kick satans ass out of hell
>establish yourself as new devil
>get to crush burgers at will
>eventually Zeus replaces god
whaddya think?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:13:43 No.3257236 Report

Quoted By: >>3257266

>>3257187
youd only get kneefucked tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5Ali3I1A Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:14:10 No.3257247 Report

Quoted By: >>3257284

>>3257211
Did I do something wrong?

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:14:28 No.3257252 Report

Quoted By: >>3257272

>>3257223
this is the ending?
looks good
>chriscucks got BTFO
>i escaped
>i'm the devil
>crush burgers
10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:k4yeZvua Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:15:51 No.3257266 Report

Quoted By: >>3257341

>>3257236
How the hell would that even work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:16:06 No.3257272 Report

Quoted By:

>>3257252
good
glad you liked it
next time it will probably be about another thing

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឴ ID:VJCYTMUO Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:17:21 No.3257284 Report

Quoted By: >>3257548

>>3257247
no you didn't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xf1KF+wL Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:19:20 No.3257310 Report

Quoted By:

what's going on in here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N5IHS27m Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:23:07 No.3257341 Report

Quoted By:

>>3257266
basically
>close your leg so that at the other side of the knee theres a small opening between the leg and thy
>hump that “hole”

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Anonymous ID:5Ali3I1A Sat 09 Dec 2017 17:48:01 No.3257548 Report

Quoted By:

>>3257284
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