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Anonymous ID:rIYzsmVG Sat 09 Dec 2017 19:57:49 No.3258633 View View Reply Original Report

>be me
>english man
>go to pub
>watch football while having a drink of beer and eating a chip buddy
>then some people from argentina came in the pub and started to wank off on the beer
>i say "are you tacking the piss m8"
>he says in his thic argentina accent "we fabbing to loligag porn cuz were pedos
>me and my fellow roadman kick them in the balls
>then we grap there small dick and take them of and shove it up there ass
>after that the queen pardoned for are braver
>for queen and country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+3gfZ44C Sat 09 Dec 2017 19:59:46 No.3258650 Report

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Seems legit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IgysxQtg Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:01:06 No.3258660 Report

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Then you got beheaded in the street by muslims, but it's okay because it's all part and parcel of the British lifestyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rIYzsmVG Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:03:10 No.3258674 Report

Quoted By: >>3258984 >>3259031

>>3258660
thank god were leaving the eu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:doklXoJc Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:31:17 No.3258911 Report

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>be american
>wake up at 4:00 am
>skip breakfast because I have to get to work at 4:01 am
>grab my M16 to protect myself during my commute
>driving down the street in my Ford F-250 platinum
>shoot "minorities" in self defense on the way to work
>get to work
>work until lunchtime at 12:30
>go to Mc Donalds for my 10 minute lunch break
>order a Big Mac and a Large coke for 50 cents
>tip the cashier
>Big Mac is about 20,000 calories
>eat the Big Mac, gain 50 pounds
>return to work
>work until 10:00 pm
>applaud all my co-workers for doing such a nice job
>head to wallmart, buy another M16
>head to the gas station, gas is only $16 a gallon
>spend $500 in gas
>get shot

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Bnonymous ID:TKkyaZ87 Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:33:57 No.3258935 Report

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>watch football while having a drink of beer and eating a chip buddy
I didn't know you had football, I thought it was just soccer in your country.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C2KXUR2w Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:41:45 No.3258984 Report

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>>3258674
>be UK
>leave EU
>think it will get better trade deals then with the common market fags on euro continent
>turns out everybody else would fuck them over
>tfw economically britain is probably screwed
>meanwhile the royal family is marrying an american halfnigger
Alas, my old enemy, you have been defeated on every turn. It seems the Founding Fathers were right to kick you all out, seeing as though you are a nation of incompetent fools. I am rather surprised you managed to get this far as number 1 empire, I guess it was only because of luck mostly. And you have lost that, as you will lose your nation later in this century.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g96a2aPm Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:43:55 No.3259007 Report

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>>3258633
tl;dr
something, something fukk ye mum m8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uWuYvLIv Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:45:48 No.3259031 Report

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>>3258674
Sharia courts are a British concept and Pakistan is still Commonwealth :^)

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Anonymous ID:ZJnkR1EA Sat 09 Dec 2017 20:58:22 No.3259130 Report

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>English
>man

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