>>3259881>2017>Doesn't drive drunkAre you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but its dangerousAnd? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's illegal!!It's not, as long as you can evade the police and not get pulled over
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!Who forces you to get drunk at a bar, fucking peat-gavel