Yesterday in the dead of night I witnessed something very peculiar, there were barely any European posters despite it being daytime for them, and hence the time they should be most active instead of during the night (daytime in the United States). This makes me question what European posters are doing, or if there really are that many of them. I think there are only a few possibilities, either the European posters are all drunks and post during the time they should be sleeping or there are American/Canadian proxy users that cause us to get a false statistic on them.

What does /bant/ think of this theory?