Fuck America, I wish the UK still ruled over it. I want the guns to be taken away, I want more civilization over this country, free healthcare, less freedom because freedom is gay, I want to banter with the lads, and have tea parties.

But no, you had to screw it all up did you , America?! We could've been part of the greatest association of countries, the Commonwealth. But you all decided to rebel because of "muh taxes" and "muh tyranny".

Patriots disgust me!