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>Be me
>April 1st
>Decide to prank son
>Obviously gay but in denial
>Know he's going to party later
>Decide to go as well
>Dress in drag
>Hit on him all night
>Find ourselves alone
>Start sucking his dick
>10/10 dick if you ask me
>He's about to go down on me
>Takes off my skirt
>Takes off my panties
>Is now face to face with my monster two inch dong
>I take off my wig, makeup, etc
>Runs home crying like a little bitch
>Sit there laughing my ass off
>Go home and fuck my wife
>Orgasm to the sounds of my son's despair
>Feels good to be straight
Also, general greentext thread.
>April 1st
>Decide to prank son
>Obviously gay but in denial
>Know he's going to party later
>Decide to go as well
>Dress in drag
>Hit on him all night
>Find ourselves alone
>Start sucking his dick
>10/10 dick if you ask me
>He's about to go down on me
>Takes off my skirt
>Takes off my panties
>Is now face to face with my monster two inch dong
>I take off my wig, makeup, etc
>Runs home crying like a little bitch
>Sit there laughing my ass off
>Go home and fuck my wife
>Orgasm to the sounds of my son's despair
>Feels good to be straight
Also, general greentext thread.
