>>3265245Cursed is putting it lightly. When I died, it was over a portal to hell, so my soul was sucked into it. While only a few minutes have passed for you, I have been tortured for CENTURIES by evil, Amerindian gods! The only thing that kept me going was the though of sweet, sweet VENGEANCE! Now, I have crawled my way out of hell, and have come for-
>>3265233-wha? How the hell would I know the way? Just because I died doesn't mean I know jack shit about this hellhole of a jungle! I should have never left America, but nooooooo, the fucking kiwi had to drag me along! Well you know what? Screw you, screw your gold, and screw your lost city! I will destroy you before you even get the chance to see it! And then, you too can suffer as I have! DIE!
