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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:38:22 No.326975 View View Reply Original Report

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Racist/offensive jokes thread.

I'll start.

"What is the difference between a ISIS training camp and a pakistani elementary school? I don't know, man. I just fly the drone."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:39:51 No.326976 Report

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>>326975
Why doesn't iceland put pineapple on their pizza?
Because they're too poor AHHAAHHAHAHAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:40:01 No.326977 Report

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>>326975
What do an hurricane and a nigger have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighbourhood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:40:21 No.326978 Report

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>>326975

>Facebook jokes for my white trash family

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:40:46 No.326979 Report

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>>326975
What do you call the child of a romanian and a greek? Too lazy to steal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:41:17 No.326980 Report

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>>326975
A romanian goes to the swimming pool by foot, comes back by bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:41:50 No.326981 Report

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>>326977

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:43:44 No.326982 Report

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Why does stevie wonder always smile?
Cause he doesn't know he's black

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:46:02 No.326983 Report

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Here is another one.

What is the difference between a toilet and a nigger?

One is my property, and the other i shit in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:50:30 No.326984 Report

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>>326982
my dad had a nice stevie wonder joke
ask people if they have seen stevie wonders wife, most people will say no, so you can reply HE HASNT EITHER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:55:44 No.326985 Report

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>this entire thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:56:59 No.326986 Report

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>>326985
nice christmas tree faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2017 13:59:47 No.326987 Report

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>>326986
>Colgate lite

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b82/l+37 Wed 10 May 2017 14:04:32 No.327174 Report

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a vacuum cleaner.

How do you throw a rave in Africa? Get a hundred Africans inside a warehouse and hang a water bottle from the ceiling.

If Hitler were an animal, what would he be? A dolphin.

How do you know if you have Jewish neighbors? Roll a quarter down the block.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUl/j5YW Wed 10 May 2017 14:05:33 No.327193 Report

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How many niggers die everyday by getting shot by white cops?

Not enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUl/j5YW Wed 10 May 2017 14:05:56 No.327205 Report

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How many jews got gassed to death during WW2?

Not enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUl/j5YW Wed 10 May 2017 14:06:31 No.327214 Report

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What is brown and black and runs away?

A nigger with a wallet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUl/j5YW Wed 10 May 2017 14:06:56 No.327222 Report

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What is black and red and really funny

A nigger dying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xv1aGbGW Wed 10 May 2017 14:07:07 No.327228 Report

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>>326977
Subtle kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUl/j5YW Wed 10 May 2017 14:07:53 No.327239 Report

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What do you do if a nigger is dying in your backyard?

Stop laughing and shoot him again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IUl/j5YW Wed 10 May 2017 14:08:41 No.327249 Report

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Why do black holes take everything?

Because they're black

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i/upudnr Wed 10 May 2017 14:10:55 No.327382 Report

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>>326978
Those are Russians

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ob2zaWYH Wed 10 May 2017 14:12:27 No.327422 Report

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How do you get a one-armed Pollack out of a tree? You wave at him

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide bomber? A suicide bomber accomplishes something when it's triggered

What are two things you never sell to a friend? A car and a slave, because if either stops working you'll never hear the end of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pxE63aCu Wed 10 May 2017 14:13:04 No.327439 Report

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Why can't niggas get palm readings.
Cuz
Niggas have no future.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NO1XFzED Wed 10 May 2017 14:27:22 No.327648 Report

Quoted By: >>337794

whats 3 things ya cant give to a black fella?

1 fat lip
2 black eye
3 a job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NO1XFzED Wed 10 May 2017 14:28:39 No.327674 Report

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ok i got another joke for ya are you ready?
Canada
haha fuk off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Hv9hn7y Wed 10 May 2017 14:35:22 No.327784 Report

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An Arab man walk in to a bar.
There were no survivors.

Did I do it right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NO1XFzED Wed 10 May 2017 14:37:40 No.327817 Report

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>>327784
only if you blow up at the end achmed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ob2zaWYH Wed 10 May 2017 14:38:23 No.327835 Report

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Dude is sitting next to a gay couple on a subway
First gay farts and says excuse me
Second gay farts and says excuse me
Dude decides he might as well fart too
Gays laugh and say you can always tell a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9gX74vu Wed 10 May 2017 14:39:23 No.327858 Report

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How does a famous Albanian cake recipe start?
"We steal 2 eggs"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dIlJblNw Wed 10 May 2017 14:42:36 No.327917 Report

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>>326985
>lebanon
nigguh where ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k9z/iiLI Wed 10 May 2017 14:42:42 No.327920 Report

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>>326984
deen witz ass uraal, post eppes daat mei kreativ ass, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tdgHe+V7 Wed 10 May 2017 14:43:23 No.327932 Report

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What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the black kid who had diarrhea say to his mother? Mommy I'm melting.

How do you fit 70 Jewish people in a car? Two in the front, two in the back and the rest in the ash tray.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TyHo1Kuc Wed 10 May 2017 14:47:13 No.328014 Report

Quoted By: >>328255 >>329067

>>326975
Why don't back people drive cars?
Because they're too poor XD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WeNQf+UJ Wed 10 May 2017 14:50:09 No.328056 Report

Quoted By: >>328766

>little black boy is playing in the flour
>he drops the bag and the flour flies up into his face covering him in white powder
>he goes up to his dad (Implying black people have dads but that's besides the point) and says "Daddy, daddy, look! I'm a little white boy"
>He slaps him and says "Go tell your mama what you just told me"
>So he goes up to his mom and says "Momma, momma look! I'm a little white boy"
>she slaps him and says "go tell your grammy what you just told me"
>he goes up to his grandma and says "Grandma, grandma look! I'm a little white boy"
>She slaps him and she asks "Wut u think 'bout bein' a white boy nah?!?"
>He says "I've only been white for 5 minutes and already I hate niggers."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Hv9hn7y Wed 10 May 2017 14:51:03 No.328220 Report

Quoted By: >>328300 >>331250

Two gay men were having a challenge.
One man were to stick something up the assignment of the other one, and he would guess what it was.
First item:
-oh, easy mode, that's your finger.
-correct.
Second item:
-ooh, that must be a banana.
-well you're right again
Third item:
-aww Fuck, what is that, a watermelon?
*muffled reply*
-no, it's not a watermelon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4K4ONo4v Wed 10 May 2017 14:52:31 No.328255 Report

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>>328014
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4K4ONo4v Wed 10 May 2017 14:54:03 No.328276 Report

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What do you call a black man in space? A nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4K4ONo4v Wed 10 May 2017 14:55:11 No.328300 Report

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>>328220
>up the assignment
kek tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6FYDEz6E Wed 10 May 2017 14:56:57 No.328335 Report

Quoted By: >>328870 >>337806

>3 Catholic nuns arrive at the pearly gates
>"Unfortunately, due to a miscommunication, I can't let you into Heaven", says St. Peter, "But I will send you back to Earth as anything you want to be"
>First nun states "I've always been working as a nurse, and I want to spread health, so send me back as a doctor."
>"Done", says St. Peter
>The second nun explains how she's always taught children, and she'd like to return as a university professor
>She's also sent back in her desired role
>The third nun speaks up, "Send me back as a prostitute."
>St. Peter can't believe his ears, and why she'd want that.
>The nun answers "I think the world needs more love, and I want to spread that love, so that's why I want to be a prostitute."
>St. Peter laughs, and exclaims "Oh, that's fine. For a moment I thought you said you wanted me to send you back as a protestant."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Hv9hn7y Wed 10 May 2017 14:57:46 No.328348 Report

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How do you tell if your pregnant gf have been cheating on you with a nigger?

Stick a tampon in. If the cotton gets picked, then she has.

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Anonymous ID:sp3LG80c Wed 10 May 2017 15:02:10 No.328438 Report

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because niggers don't have rights.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nzs8sObl Wed 10 May 2017 15:10:53 No.328612 Report

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>>326975
Niggers, amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcp/nqX Wed 10 May 2017 15:17:37 No.328766 Report

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>>328056
>underrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WlgtBJx3 Wed 10 May 2017 15:23:19 No.328870 Report

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>>328335

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cjeqoVFq Wed 10 May 2017 15:27:44 No.328954 Report

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how was copper wire invented?
2 jews fought over a penny

whats worse than the holocaust
6 milion jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mRoOzJwx Wed 10 May 2017 15:31:37 No.329017 Report

Quoted By: >>329110 >>337545

>>327174
>If Hitler were an animal, what would he be? A dolphin.
Explain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xJ1Ob9pi Wed 10 May 2017 15:34:18 No.329067 Report

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>>328014
if only this were true, they make my commute hell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OQLprJ/S Wed 10 May 2017 15:36:15 No.329110 Report

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>>329017
>A dolphin
>Adolf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FvKUfuo0 Wed 10 May 2017 15:56:11 No.329626 Report

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>>327382
And

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g1jWG+NU Wed 10 May 2017 16:02:10 No.329724 Report

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>>326975
"I'm not racist, but I'd never mix with a black.
If my kids a nigger, he's gonna be a white nigger god dammit"

kniphofia

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kniphofia ID:vNsGl0tN Wed 10 May 2017 16:47:20 No.330703 Report

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>>326975
>be me
>parent take me to the zoo to for my twenty-second birthday
>accidentally fell into the crocodile pit
>only managed to eat six crocs before they could pull me out
>why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tQMmjE12 Wed 10 May 2017 16:56:55 No.330881 Report

Quoted By: >>334187 >>337879

>>330703
Dammit why can't I save flags on /bant/???

Kalu L

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Kalu L ID:sQ0/r7lL Wed 10 May 2017 17:05:55 No.331069 Report

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>>326975
STOP KILLING /BANT/ THERE IS ALREADY A BOARD FOR YOUR SHIT

>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uqtkVkNU Wed 10 May 2017 17:11:44 No.331183 Report

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Why are Jewish men always circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything less than 10% off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i2PMCxML Wed 10 May 2017 17:14:24 No.331250 Report

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>>328220
You stole this from Condorito faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6FYDEz6E Wed 10 May 2017 18:18:34 No.332887 Report

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In the original story of of the princess and the frog, the frog wasn't transformed by a kiss. He turned into a prince after being thrown into a wall, Unfortunately, it doesn't work the other way around; Lady Diana was thrown into a wall, and just died.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ydr6lGsj Wed 10 May 2017 18:47:57 No.333843 Report

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>>326984
STEALTH RARE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mZwOmJ1A Wed 10 May 2017 18:52:07 No.333943 Report

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>>326980
Kekd, nice one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xJ1Ob9pi Wed 10 May 2017 18:55:02 No.333988 Report

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>>331069
Racist and offensive jokes are exactly what belong on /bant/, /pol/ is intended for more politically oriented content. This actual thread was moved from /pol/ to /bant/ for being off topic.

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Anonymous ID:lyf2NBJe Wed 10 May 2017 18:57:23 No.334035 Report

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>>326978
What does a leaf and a nigger have in common? It only takes one to ruin a thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p1VhXvou Wed 10 May 2017 18:59:18 No.334073 Report

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>>326978
of course it's a fucking leaf being progressive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nYgDceZO Wed 10 May 2017 19:02:15 No.334128 Report

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>>326975
When does a black man go to school?
When the school is under construction.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rkWA9aoA Wed 10 May 2017 19:05:45 No.334187 Report

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>>330881
just hit "print screen" on your keyboard, paste it on ms paint and crop out the flag

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Anonymous ID:5/3t8GwH Wed 10 May 2017 19:35:03 No.334804 Report

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Why Stevie Wonder can't read
-Because he's black

Nigger, gypsy and muslim jump off from skyscraper to know which one of them is fastest. Who wins?
-The society

Why niggers cry during sex?
-pepper spray

What do you get if you shoot a cycling nigger?
Satisfaction and your bike back.

What do you do when you nigger laying in blood?
You stop laughing and reload

What do you call a black woman who's had seven abortions? A crime fighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vzTvM3A Wed 10 May 2017 19:38:12 No.334882 Report

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>>326978
>a bull for the leafs wife
kek

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EzpzCZ !!FvkW1yd7UYm ID:jSjuQtTI Wed 10 May 2017 20:17:33 No.335843 Report

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>>334882
>in post Yugoslav Serbia, you're wife fucks actual bulls!

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EzpzCZ !!FvkW1yd7UYm ID:jSjuQtTI Wed 10 May 2017 20:18:06 No.335854 Report

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>>335843
>your
Fug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4145gxIB Wed 10 May 2017 21:25:36 No.337545 Report

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>>329017
jesus christ pajeeb...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F8ia+kFs Wed 10 May 2017 21:29:56 No.337642 Report

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>>327382
More like chavs.
Fuck, I might even know the guy on the left.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gNhx37/p Wed 10 May 2017 21:35:37 No.337794 Report

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>>327648
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:muiKsfl/ Wed 10 May 2017 21:36:06 No.337806 Report

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>>328335
Fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WC+frhBx Wed 10 May 2017 21:38:11 No.337879 Report

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>>330881
just use the snipping tool

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Anonymous ID:JEbSSKlx Wed 10 May 2017 21:38:49 No.337902 Report

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>>326977
I cry every time.

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