I've come from the future to tell you some news handy for 10 years from now; do NOT elect Eisenhower.
If he ever gets into office, the entire world will be in shambles and we will be responsible for many, many wars and conflicts in many regions. A man this irresponsible must be democratically outvoted when he comes, or if it calls for it, maybe even assassinated. You MUST do anything to prevent him from gaining power.
