Hi, I'm a europoor. My morning routine consists of the following:
>I wake up to the sounds of bombing and women screaming as they're raped
>I take a shower in 80:20 fluoride to water liquid to ensure peak health
>I dry off with my muslim praying mat while facing east
>I apply my smegma cream to my 1 inch uncut penis
>I shave my beard with dull razor blades that required a background check and soy-based shaving cream
>I clean my face off with goats blood and apply kebab oil aftershave
>I put on my burka as to not culturally offend my wife's partner
>I make my daily amerimutt thread on /pol/
>I kiss my wife's son goodbye and commute on my environmentally friendly recycled plastic bicycle - making sure to avoid any land mines.
And such is the morning routine of a proud europoor! Praise Allah!
