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>be me
>be tuesday
>always faps on tuesdays
>opens internet browser
>enters 2^2chan
>spots juicy rate thread
>hopes to find material to shake winnie to
>encounters a hot chic's .jpg file
>sensory organs receive image
>stimulus is transmitted to brain
>neuron conections over 9000
>release endorphines
>brain sends blood stream to 1inch organ between legs
>therefore get stiff af
>starts masterbating
>huehuehue
>jerktheshitoff.jpg
>finish within the next 10 seconds
>beats personal record
>feelsgood.png
>get rid of evidence
>clear browser history
>get bored of internet
>go to living room
>turn on tv
>watch news
>see missing girl new
>her photo looks familiar
>holy shit it's the girl in 4chan
>shit my fucking pants
>MFW
>be tuesday
>always faps on tuesdays
>opens internet browser
>enters 2^2chan
>spots juicy rate thread
>hopes to find material to shake winnie to
>encounters a hot chic's .jpg file
>sensory organs receive image
>stimulus is transmitted to brain
>neuron conections over 9000
>release endorphines
>brain sends blood stream to 1inch organ between legs
>therefore get stiff af
>starts masterbating
>huehuehue
>jerktheshitoff.jpg
>finish within the next 10 seconds
>beats personal record
>feelsgood.png
>get rid of evidence
>clear browser history
>get bored of internet
>go to living room
>turn on tv
>watch news
>see missing girl new
>her photo looks familiar
>holy shit it's the girl in 4chan
>shit my fucking pants
>MFW
