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this literally just happened to me
>be in the kitchen
>need scissors to open a pack of cheese
>don't find them where i left them, assume the cleaners must have moved them
>search the whole kitchen, still can't find them anywhere
>look in other people's drawers, no one has scissors
>suddenly realise our flat's scissor licence expired on friday
>mfw MI5 confiscated everyone's scissors
>be in the kitchen
>need scissors to open a pack of cheese
>don't find them where i left them, assume the cleaners must have moved them
>search the whole kitchen, still can't find them anywhere
>look in other people's drawers, no one has scissors
>suddenly realise our flat's scissor licence expired on friday
>mfw MI5 confiscated everyone's scissors
