Stop! *breathing intensifies*

SIE VERLASSEN DEN AMERIKANISCHEN SEKTOR

Present your Reisepasse (ID) to cross into East Berlin (BEST GERMANY)

Green-Ok to pass through
Blue-NATO spy
Red-Comintern Party member, come through and Honecker gives you a free beer
Orange-WORST GERMAN CITIZEN
Purple-Glow in the dark CIA nigger
Gray-BEST GERMAN CITIZEN
Brown-Come with me for interrogation

I get a free pass because I am with the Ministerium fur Staatsicherheit. Everybody else must present their ID or get STASI'D