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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:46:26 No.3278051 View View Reply Original Report

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DO A 360 BACKFLIP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:48:39 No.3278052 Report

Quoted By: >>3278053 >>3278055 >>3278115 >>3278135

TAP YOUR HEAD AND RUB YOUR STOMACH
NOW SWITCH HANDS

IF YOU FAIL YOU WILL BE SHOT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:50:00 No.3278053 Report

Quoted By: >>3278054 >>3278055 >>3278103 >>3278110

>>3278052

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:50:51 No.3278054 Report

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>>3278053
self-suck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:54:00 No.3278055 Report

Quoted By: >>3278115 >>3278120 >>3278135

>>3278053
>>3278054
>>3278052

YOUNG MAN, YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK. IF YOU DO NOT SUCK YOUR OWN DICK WE WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT YOU.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:55:28 No.3278056 Report

Quoted By: >>3278062 >>3278115 >>3278135

>>3278051
>"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT, YOUNG MAN!?"
>"N-NO! I TALK, YOU LISTEN!"
>"QUIT CRYING! I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY IT!!!"
>"CRAWL TOWARDS ME AND SAY IT!!!"
>"THAT'S RIGHT!!! I'M YOUR DADDY NOW!!! I'M YOUR FUCKING DADDY NOW!!!"
>"YOU'RE FUCKED!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:56:34 No.3278057 Report

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I'm drunk and what are you saying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:57:51 No.3278058 Report

Quoted By: >>3278115 >>3278135

>>3278051
YOUNG MAN, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! NOW WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE! BRAPPPP. I WAS GOING TO SHOIT YOU REGARDLESS, BECAUSE I AM A BETA FUCK, AND MY PENIS IS TINY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:59:11 No.3278059 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

>>3278051
YOU LISTEN and you listen good young man. I want you to lick my boot and fondle my balls while reciting the national anthem backwards. FAILURE to comply and there will be DIRE CONSEQUENCES DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:59:15 No.3278060 Report

Quoted By: >>3278138 >>3278152

>>3278051
Jokes on you, I gonna break my neck doing backflip faster than you can shoot me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:00:11 No.3278061 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

Thinks: "holy shit, this is it! I may get to pull the trigger and waste someone! I can't wait to masterbate to this later."

SIR, YOUR NOT REVERSE CRAWLING WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD FAST ENOUGH. PUT YOUR FACE FLAT DOWN AND DO THE WORM OR I WILL BE FORCED TO OPEN FIRE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:01:25 No.3278062 Report

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>>3278056
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:05:29 No.3278063 Report

Quoted By: >>3278086 >>3278135 >>3278146

OPEN THE DOOR
WALK THE DINOSAUR

I DIDNT SAY GET ON THE FLOOR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:22:39 No.3278064 Report

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:24:09 No.3278065 Report

Quoted By: >>3278080 >>3278116

>>3278051
Why do people pretend that he asked outrageous demands when a woman (supposedly le inferior being according to pol) did it 5 seconds before he did?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:24:54 No.3278066 Report

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>>3278064
931 get!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:25:37 No.3278067 Report

Quoted By: >>3278069

>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:26:14 No.3278068 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER. STAND ON ONE LEG AND SPIN COUNTERCLOCKWISE 79 TIMES EXACTLY WHILE SINGING THE CHORUS TO HEY JUDE IN REVERSE AND MIMICING COOKING SPAGHETTI OR I'LL LIGHT YOU UP, COCKSUCKER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:28:42 No.3278069 Report

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>>3278067
I'm fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:29:14 No.3278070 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

CRAWL TO ME WITH HANDS UP AND LEGS CROSSED WHILE LICKING AN ELBOW, MOVING EARS AND SAYING ALL Pi DIGITS OR I WILL SHOOT YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:29:39 No.3278071 Report

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>>3278064
roll nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:29:58 No.3278072 Report

Quoted By: >>3278074

>>3278064
wish me luck bros, i'm going in

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:30:14 No.3278073 Report

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this is great

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:30:51 No.3278074 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278072
>330

Good luck with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:30:55 No.3278075 Report

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Good memes today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:31:28 No.3278076 Report

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>>3278064
rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:34:07 No.3278077 Report

Quoted By: >>3278078 >>3278135

>>3278051
if(stripos($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],'bot') === false){ }

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:35:57 No.3278078 Report

Quoted By: >>3278101

>>3278077
thats PHP right?

t. NEET wanna be programmer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:36:30 No.3278079 Report

Quoted By: >>3278081 >>3278083 >>3278135

ALRIGHT YOUNG MAN
YOU LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS OR I WILL CONSIDER YOU A THREAT AND DEAL WITH YOU ACCORDINGLY
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
ALRIGHT
ダンスダンスレボリューションの私の個人的なハイスコアを打つし、すぐに左のナットをピンチ
RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:37:42 No.3278080 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278065
I mean, it's not like the manlet cop didn't get his Associates degree from an accredited online school.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:38:10 No.3278081 Report

Quoted By: >>3278127

>>3278079
keked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:38:13 No.3278082 Report

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>>3278051
I AM THE LAW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:38:43 No.3278083 Report

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>>3278079
let me pull google translate quick outta my pho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:39:49 No.3278084 Report

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>>3278064

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:40:54 No.3278085 Report

Quoted By: >>3278090

>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:41:10 No.3278086 Report

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>>3278063
Underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:41:37 No.3278087 Report

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>>3278064
fucking roll for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:41:42 No.3278088 Report

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Is it murder to put an obvious murderer to death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:42:19 No.3278089 Report

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https://youtu.be/n6OVNX-VCT8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:42:19 No.3278090 Report

Quoted By: >>3278104

>>3278064
>>3278085
no thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:42:25 No.3278091 Report

Quoted By: >>3278095

I'd like to see all of you shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:42:51 No.3278092 Report

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>>3278051
do a 360 flip

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:43:00 No.3278093 Report

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You'd whimper like the meming pussies you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:43:02 No.3278094 Report

Quoted By:

they need to fix that thumbs forward grip

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:43:25 No.3278095 Report

Quoted By: >>3278106

>>3278091
>flag

pottery

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:43:31 No.3278096 Report

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>>3278051
best thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:43:36 No.3278097 Report

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>>3278064
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:44:06 No.3278098 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
hello fellow white man what is the matter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:44:10 No.3278099 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:44:55 No.3278100 Report

Quoted By: >>3278105

>>3278064
kek...roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:45:09 No.3278101 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278078
[Unit]
Description=my python server

[Service]
ExecStart=/usr/local/bin/mypython_thing.py
Restart=always
StandardOutput=syslog
StandardError=syslog
SyslogIdentifier=my_python_server

[Install]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:45:19 No.3278102 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
Rallin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:45:29 No.3278103 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278053
These never work because it's always two americans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:45:42 No.3278104 Report

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>>3278090
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:45:43 No.3278105 Report

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>>3278100
Dubs.. nice. Here is the Tip Officer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:45:56 No.3278106 Report

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>>3278095
Stop talking about flags and start taking the bait you fucker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:46:35 No.3278107 Report

Quoted By: >>3278111 >>3278118 >>3278121 >>3278122 >>3278135

BUY FALLOUT 4 GOTY EDITION
DO IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL BE SHOT! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:47:24 No.3278108 Report

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>>3278064
Rolling, nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:47:47 No.3278109 Report

Quoted By:

>this fucking thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:48:02 No.3278110 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278053
It's easier to just do this and works more often.
The next poster is an idiot. Ignore what he has to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:48:05 No.3278111 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278107
buy fallout 4, or i’ll blow you sky high

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:48:20 No.3278112 Report

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>>3278064
please, i just want to say goodbye to my wife

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:48:36 No.3278113 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:48:40 No.3278114 Report

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>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:48:46 No.3278115 Report

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>>3278051
>>3278052
>>3278055
>>3278056
>>3278058

User-agent: *
Disallow: /my_page.php

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:49:06 No.3278116 Report

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>>3278065
I can't tell if you are autistic or just stupid but it's clear from the video the commands were completely unreasonable and malicious with the purpose of provoking an unneeded deadly response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:49:26 No.3278117 Report

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>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:49:27 No.3278118 Report

Quoted By: >>3278132

>>3278107
Oh no, I bout the VR edition instead by accident! Todd please no!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:49:29 No.3278119 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
rail

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:50:17 No.3278120 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278055
underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:50:21 No.3278121 Report

Quoted By: >>3278132 >>3278135

>>3278107
BUT I JUST SPENT MY MONEY ON SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION PLEASE DON'T SHOOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:50:39 No.3278122 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

>>3278107
ALRIGHT YOUNG MAN
YOU HAVE 4(3X+1/3)=2X-31/4 SECONDS TO BUY A COPY OF SKYRIM AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT
NOW DO THE SKYRIM SHUFFLE WHILE POINTING AT THE EXACT DIRECTION OF JERUSALEM WITH A 3 DEGREE DIFFERENCE TO THE NORTH WITH YOUR HANDS UNDER THEIR RESPECTIVE ARMPITS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:51:19 No.3278123 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND DO NOT DROP THEM FOR ANY REASON NOTE GIVE ME YOUR WALLET BUT DON'T REACH INTO YOUR POCKET SIR I NEED YOUR IDENTIFICATION SIR DO NOT DROP YOUR HANDS SIR I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR IDENTIFICATION I SAID KEEP YOUR HANDS UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:51:23 No.3278124 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:51:23 No.3278125 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
rlol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:51:37 No.3278126 Report

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>>3278064
fuck yea

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:51:41 No.3278127 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278081
Just sayin', but that is a very impressive Pepe, my friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:52:08 No.3278128 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064

Rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:53:34 No.3278129 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:54:11 No.3278130 Report

Quoted By: >>3278134

rollin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:54:26 No.3278131 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
KEK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:54:31 No.3278132 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278118
>>3278121
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
...Shit. Fuck.
None of them get it. How hard is it to understand... that you're supposed to buy both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:54:52 No.3278133 Report

Quoted By: >>3278135

SIR ...HEY LISTEN SPTO ME, SIR!
PUT YOUR HAND UP!!!
LOWER YOUR HEAD!
PUT YOUR HAND ON THE FLOOR !!
SLOWLY
SIR, SIR!
HEY!!! HEY.
HEY. SIR
S-L-O-W-L-Y.
IF YOU DONT COMPLY ILL SHOOT YOU.
Now do a handstand.
Handstand!
NOW WALK BACKWARDS
NOW WALK BACKWARDS WHILE SIMULATING THE AN IRISH TAP DANCE WITH YOUR FEET IN THe AIR, SIR.
Now reach with one hand behind you and stick your links in your ass

Pinky, Sir.
RIGHT NOW!

HES REACHING FOR A GUN!
*BAM* *BAM*
*BAM*
*unload whole magazine*

TARGET DOWN, I REPEAT TARGET DOWN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:55:30 No.3278134 Report

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>>3278130
>100 pushups on thumbs while checking privilege and telling a joke that doesn't offend anyone
Goodbye friends.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:56:44 No.3278135 Report

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>>3278051
>>3278052
>>3278055
>>3278056
>>3278059
>>3278058
>>3278061
>>3278063
>>3278063
>>3278068
>>3278070
>>3278077
>>3278079
>>3278107
>>3278121
>>3278122
>>3278123
>>3278133

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO ALL OF THESE- *BOOM BOOM*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:57:08 No.3278136 Report

Quoted By: >>3278155

>>3278051
NOW PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
NOW WAVE THEM AROUND LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE

STOP CARING!
*blam blam blam*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:57:43 No.3278137 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:57:52 No.3278138 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278060
He will shoot your dead body. Check mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:59:17 No.3278139 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
Fuck my life bottom text

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:59:46 No.3278140 Report

Quoted By: >>3278151

>>3278064
shoot me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:00:22 No.3278141 Report

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autopsy
https://imgur.com/a/Ipcx7

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:00:44 No.3278142 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
rolly polly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:01:00 No.3278143 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
I AM TRAVELLING

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:01:15 No.3278144 Report

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>>3278064
Please no shoot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:01:41 No.3278145 Report

Quoted By: >>3278150

>"CRRAWWWLLIIINNNGGG ONN THEE FLLOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!! THESSEE PPPAANNTTSS THEYY WILLL NOTT STAYY UPPP!!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:01:54 No.3278146 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278063
Top fucking kek
I think it was a clean shot but that shits funny right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:02:33 No.3278147 Report

Quoted By: >>3278218 >>3278225

What do you think would have happened if he stayed on his stomach with his hands behind his head, feet crossed and just lie there? Probably what I would do if some cop started screaming confusing commands and threats like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:04:05 No.3278148 Report

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>>3278064
roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:04:38 No.3278149 Report

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>>3278051
YOUNG MAN,
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
> IF you do not do exactly as I've said, you will be shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:04:48 No.3278150 Report

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>>3278145
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:05:42 No.3278151 Report

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>>3278140
>https://www.math.wisc.edu/~boston/869.pdf
>never kick an alsatian in the bollocks
please don't shoot mr officer sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:06:08 No.3278152 Report

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>>3278060
Checked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:06:19 No.3278153 Report

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>>3278051
Kek’d

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:06:48 No.3278154 Report

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>>3278051
not a 10/10
I`m dead
SOYBOY-COP WINS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:07:36 No.3278155 Report

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>>3278136
This, really.

I don't blame cops very often, though, as they have to deal with some pretty nasty situations on a daily basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q/jVeMNh Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:15:05 No.3278206 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064

Rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JPx6UZMo Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:15:24 No.3278208 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zqEsgMg+ Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:16:09 No.3278218 Report

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>>3278147
*BLAM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cpQIJO69 Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:17:23 No.3278222 Report

Quoted By:

*This thread has been moved to /bant/*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tuF9c9Ti Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:18:25 No.3278225 Report

Quoted By: >>3278279

>>3278147
It's failure to comply. You would have gotten lit up like a christmas tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IqDReqLs Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:24:01 No.3278279 Report

Quoted By: >>3278334 >>3278403

>>3278225
what if you shout in something like fake german, then they'd have to consider the possibility that you don't understand the commands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zqEsgMg+ Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:31:19 No.3278334 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278279
Your problem.
*BLAM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X3U97g4C Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:38:21 No.3278388 Report

Quoted By:

>>3278064
*sobs and begs for life in my underwear*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePowYj3w Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:40:09 No.3278403 Report

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>>3278279
Killed for being a nazi

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SAkDqJMh Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:45:27 No.3278440 Report

Quoted By: >>3278453

>>3278064
Nigger please I am the police

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SAkDqJMh Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:46:54 No.3278453 Report

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>>3278440
WHY QUINTS FUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qaA2mP6E Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:53:24 No.3278506 Report

Quoted By: >>3278531

>>3278051

HANDS UP HANDS UP KEEP YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT DROP THEM

IF YOU FALL YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR OK

NOW CRAWL TOWARDS ME FAGGOT

SUBJECT LOWERED HIS HANDS, ENGAGING - BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:W9ZE2ieC Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:56:28 No.3278531 Report

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>>3278506
Freedom ain't free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IqDReqLs Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:57:47 No.3278541 Report

Quoted By: >>3278603

if you know you're about to have an encounter with a murderous cop, i suppose a helpful preparation tactic would be to strip naked, then (1) you wouldn't need to pull your pants up, and (2) they couldn't claim you were about to pull a gun from your waistband.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3uGsIMS/ Mon 11 Dec 2017 02:05:32 No.3278603 Report

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>>3278541
This is not a bad idea, but you'd have to strip before the encounter. Better than fucking dying.

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