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Anonymous ID:PuvCguJT Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:06:46 No.3280130 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3280138 >>3280160

>jiggle pee pee after peeing
>urine gets into belly button

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGVOdkzz Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:07:49 No.3280138 Report

Quoted By: >>3280140

>>3280130
Do you piss while laying on your back?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuvCguJT Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:08:23 No.3280140 Report

Quoted By: >>3280153

>>3280138
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGVOdkzz Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:11:46 No.3280153 Report

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>>3280140
Heres what you do
>get vaccum with hose
>Put dick in hose nozzle
>Turn on vaccum
>???
>Profit

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Anonymous ID:0NOlPs49 Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:13:58 No.3280160 Report

Quoted By: >>3280166

>>3280130
>jiggle
>shakes it like a can of Spray Paint
What the fuck do you think Jiggle means.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuvCguJT Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:15:29 No.3280166 Report

Quoted By: >>3280175

>>3280160
it's more than a wiggle but less than a squiggle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGVOdkzz Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:16:30 No.3280175 Report

Quoted By: >>3280180 >>3280190

>>3280166
I just sit on toilet till im sure its all out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuvCguJT Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:17:06 No.3280180 Report

Quoted By: >>3280217

>>3280175
i might instinctively shit if i do that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0NOlPs49 Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:20:05 No.3280190 Report

Quoted By: >>3280226

>>3280175
You have a u-bend as a male. It doesn't just all come out. Gotta squeeze it or jiggle. Squeezing into a piece of TP is the cleanest as it all gets out and you don't get that damn droplet on your leg or underwear later.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGVOdkzz Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:25:25 No.3280217 Report

Quoted By: >>3280230

>>3280180
As long as your pants are down and your ass is sittiing on an opened toilet, it shouldnt be a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGVOdkzz Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:26:41 No.3280226 Report

Quoted By: >>3280240

>>3280190
Huh, I always wondered why that was the case. Now I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PuvCguJT Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:27:14 No.3280230 Report

Quoted By: >>3280263

>>3280217
yes it is because i don't want to have to wipe my ass upwards of 40 times a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0NOlPs49 Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:28:53 No.3280240 Report

Quoted By: >>3280258

>>3280226
Another pro-tip. Put a few pieces of TP in the water before you poop. It stops the dreaded splash of cold water. Or don't, maybe you're into that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aGVOdkzz Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:31:14 No.3280258 Report

Quoted By: >>3280268

>>3280240
You have a lotta bathroom knowlege

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឴ ID:k02xAn9V Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:32:12 No.3280263 Report

Quoted By:

>>3280230
prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0NOlPs49 Mon 11 Dec 2017 05:33:11 No.3280268 Report

Quoted By:

>>3280258
Just experience. I've been shitting and pissing for 22yrs. I've been aware of it for about 17 though.

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