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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:18:22 No.3319195 View View Reply Original Report

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I got my girlfriend pregnant a couple months ago
Should we get married before the kid is born? I was honestly planning on marrying her anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:19:25 No.3319196 Report

Quoted By: >>3319198

Depends if you want a bastard child.

Depends if you want to have to play babysitter during your wedding ceremony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:22:09 No.3319197 Report

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so marry her fagtron

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:22:13 No.3319198 Report

Quoted By: >>3319202 >>3319211

>>3319196
But the kid will be a bastard if it's born before we get married
The plan is to get married before she gives birth
I don't plan on spending much, just something nice and comfy with friends and our closest family (my brother, her brother, and our parents)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:23:04 No.3319199 Report

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>>3319195
Assuming you're being honest, it's important your child has a birth certificate listing parents who have the same surname so that there's never a question of legitimacy, for the sake of your child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:23:09 No.3319200 Report

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>>3319195
>>/adv/
And yes, unless she's nonwhite in which case abort it and break up with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:24:29 No.3319201 Report

Quoted By: >>3319247

>>3319195

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:25:12 No.3319202 Report

Quoted By: >>3319204

>>3319198
Well judging from your complete misinterpretation of my response, you're dumb as fuck so it doesn't really matter if you get married or not, your kid is fucked anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:25:38 No.3319203 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
>Should we get married before the kid is born? I was honestly planning on marrying her anyway

Is there any reason not to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:27:10 No.3319204 Report

Quoted By: >>3319209

>>3319202
You should have listed both things at once, not as two difference statements
Doing that makes it seem like you're saying you have to do one or the other
Dumby

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:27:16 No.3319205 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
tell us the truth ANON. is it a nigger baby ??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:27:53 No.3319206 Report

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Depends entirely on how much wealth you or your respective families have.

If she or her parents are loaded, and you are trailer park trash then marry her ASAP.

If the opposite is true, then hold off, because you will have to pay for your child anyway, but it might not be yours and you find out after you are married - you have to pay for the child and her alimoney even after you divorce upon finding your son is actually Tyrone's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:28:05 No.3319207 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
uh, yeah?

Hello?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:29:36 No.3319208 Report

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Yes my dude. As long as you know it's yours. Don't want another kid ending up with a shit life cause of single motherhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:30:19 No.3319209 Report

Quoted By: >>3319210

>>3319204
Again, you don't understand.
>one or the other
Both of my statements were indicative of you deciding NOT to get married before the child is born.

Just get a coat hanger and abort the fucking thing. The world will be better off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:32:58 No.3319210 Report

Quoted By: >>3319212

>>3319209
You seem very ticked off about someone misreading your post
Everything alright? Did mommy and daddy not hug you enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:33:01 No.3319211 Report

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>>3319198
Even if she is for a comfy wedding, you better invest atleast something in a proper ceremony or she will nag about it for the rest of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:34:28 No.3319212 Report

Quoted By: >>3319214

>>3319210
I'm ticked off because another moron is having a child he's clearly not ready for. I'm angry for your childs future, or lack thereof because his father is a moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:35:10 No.3319213 Report

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>>3319195
yes you fucking nigger having a child out of wedlock is cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:35:48 No.3319214 Report

Quoted By: >>3319217

>>3319212
Yeah, reading your poorly worded statement means I'm a moron
Fucking bitter incels

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:36:08 No.3319215 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
Yes.
Be a fuckin man, OP.
Having a child and being a good husband is an excellent road to happiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:38:01 No.3319216 Report

Quoted By: >>3319242

Is she white?
If yes, continue.
If no, abort and dump her.
Are you white?
If yes, continue.
If no, abort and kill yourself.
Does her family have any wealth?
If yes, marry and have many more children.
If no, continue to next question.
Does your family have any wealth?
If yes, get prenup, marry and have many more children.
If no, stick with 'common law' marriage, lift, make sure your market value is always slightly higher than hers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:40:20 No.3319217 Report

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>>3319214
The fact you're asking /pol/ for marriage advice means you're an idiot.

The fact you knocked a girl up by accident means you're an idiot.

The fact you're wondering if you should marry her means you don't really love her and you're an idiot.

Congratulations. You didn't use a condom and now you're stuck with some whore and the responsibility of raising another human for the rest of your life. Have fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:45:33 No.3319218 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
I don't know, but this is a gr8 Youtube channel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:49:10 No.3319219 Report

Quoted By:

>>153178596
>Leia survives
>But Carrie Fisher dies

Good job Disney!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:49:13 No.3319220 Report

Quoted By:

>>153178596
>Leia survives
Too soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:49:23 No.3319221 Report

Quoted By: >>3319223

>>3319195
Steve MRE is a god

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:50:17 No.3319222 Report

Quoted By: >>3319227

>>3319195
Shotgun weddings always result in happy marriages. Absolutely, anon, marry her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:51:40 No.3319223 Report

Quoted By: >>3319225

>>3319221
>sniffs 80 year old meat bar
>"This smells off. The fats are rancid."
>eats half of it
>"Hmm, well..."
>eats the rest
>"It was actually pretty good."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:52:21 No.3319224 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
Yes, you have my blessing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:52:47 No.3319225 Report

Quoted By: >>3319227

>>3319223
*NICE*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:54:47 No.3319226 Report

Quoted By: >>3319227

Nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:58:40 No.3319227 Report

Quoted By: >>3319230 >>3319233

>>3319222
Not a shotgun wedding
Nobody is forcing anyone to get married
>>3319225
>>3319226
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:59:27 No.3319228 Report

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>>3319195
Of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:00:52 No.3319229 Report

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If you believe in the cult of Yahweh nonsense then you are already going to hell for sex out of wedlock, so it doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:01:06 No.3319230 Report

Quoted By: >>3319231

>>3319227
a 80 years old Chesterfield cigarette, NICE !

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:06:47 No.3319231 Report

Quoted By: >>3319236

>>3319230
An*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:07:15 No.3319232 Report

Quoted By: >>3319236

show her pooP butt and if she doesnt want more then end her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:08:13 No.3319233 Report

Quoted By: >>3319234 >>3319237

>>3319227
>>3319195
Who is this guy? He looks really friendly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:09:28 No.3319234 Report

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>>3319233
LMAO. nice !

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:09:55 No.3319235 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
Marriage is a meme you already made babies so raise it if you want to or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:10:15 No.3319236 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319231
this guy knows >>3319232

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:10:43 No.3319237 Report

Quoted By: >>3319238

>>3319233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8f5Kj_CrY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:17:25 No.3319238 Report

Quoted By: >>3319243

>>3319237
Do you know who Mr. Rogers is? He's like the Mr. Rogers of military rations reviews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:24:48 No.3319239 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
Do what's best for the kid, OP. Don't think for your own self interest.
Also, make sure you have at least four more children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:34:04 No.3319240 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
I'm going to no kindly remind you that you've asked a board of mostly virgins for life advice. Hmmm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:35:24 No.3319241 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
if ur both white,congrats.teach them right,work for a living.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:36:31 No.3319242 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319216
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:43:33 No.3319243 Report

Quoted By: >>3319246

>>3319238
thank god that dude ended before the internet.even as i kid i thought he was fruity but he was a nice,calm dude.
really something to mentally fall back on if shit got weird,u could say but hey mr rogers is on at 4.shit cant be that fucked up.really hate someone to dredge that fucker up and try to attach 30 boys to him.see all normality isnt normal!
culture today is just grotesque ugly shit.
wouldnt you be my neighbor....where today 3 gang members raped a child cuz he wore red and 44 people were blown up in europe because someone didnt tongue allah s anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:45:36 No.3319244 Report

Quoted By: >>3319245

I wish I could find a woman who loves me the way Steve loves his MREs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:46:24 No.3319245 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319244
Lets get this out on a tray

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:46:35 No.3319246 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319243
Check his wiki page. He's more based than you'd think. It was faggy for my tastes personally but among the other PBS programming of the day it wasn't that bad.

I would say if we wanted PBS to represent a spectrum of values, that would be a good show for the progressive end of the spectrum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:46:51 No.3319247 Report

Quoted By: >>3319251

>>3319201
I was wondering why I recognized this guy. I'd totally go eat some Nazi chocolates and smoke some Turkish cigarettes with that guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:48:27 No.3319248 Report

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This thread belongs on soc or qa or advice. It's more appropriate on r9k than it is here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:48:38 No.3319249 Report

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isn't smoking old cig's dangerous?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:54:01 No.3319250 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319195
Sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 01:55:38 No.3319251 Report

Quoted By:

>>3319247
>Nazi chocolates
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8f5Kj_CrY&t=588

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