A-at first it made no sense. No god damn sense. I tore my hair out reviewing the data, picking through it with a fine-tooth comb. But I get it now, I know why he is doing it.

Canada is rushing the digits along. For what purpose you ask?

He wants the >>3333333. It was obvious all along. Sitting right in front of our eyes, we were looking but we could not see. He is more evil than we could ever have imagined.

We must stop him. Shitposters, assemble! Man the scripts. WE MUST NOT FAIL